破产姐妹12集
第一幕
Max: Earl,can you break some 20’s? the big spenders at table 2
wanna split their three ways, even though one person did all the eating.
Earl: I was in a three-way once.Same thing happened. Han: Max,table 10 would like the check.And don't forget to pick up costomer comment card. Costomers very important! It's all about the fans.
Max: Year,I'm not a fan of hearing what people have to say. For instance,what's happening right now,not a fan.
Han: Max,feedback from costomers is very important business tool. Perhaps we'll pump the breaks on sour waitress attitude. Max: There's only one tool that can change my tude,but I'm gonna need two double-a batteries and a 20-minute break.
第二幕
Han: Welcome, everyone.Thanks for coming to very important first official diner meeting.
Earl: This ain’t right,man,2:00 AM. Starts Earl time.
Max: Earl,here’s your brandy.
Earl: ok,we’re good now.
Oleg: If I knew we were gonna have staff meetings after work, I would've taken job at the Friday's instead.Over there ,they roll fast and loose.
Han: Well, this is how I roll.
Max: Year,short and slow.
Han: No,I roll Fast and furious.Tokyo drift style.
Carolina: Han,I'm starting to drift.Can we get to the point? Hurry up.
Han: We received so many excellent comments from customers tonight.OK,first comment. “Dark-haired waitress```”
Max: Hey!
Han: “was very rude.”
Max: Hey!
Han: Max, comments are giving their honest opinions about diner.We
need to take it seriously. “ I’d like to ride the blonde waitress like a tilt-a-whirl ”
Carolina:shout out!
Han: Next comment. “why does cashier wear earphones? I thought he was a DJ. ”
Max、Carolina: go Earl! go Earl!
Earl: holla!
Han: moving on. “this meatloaf tastes stale and dry.”
Max、Carolina: yeah Oleg! yeah Oleg!
Han: It also says that cook could wear deodorant and shirt that
covers armpit.
Oleg: This is on card?
Han: Yes.
Oleg: you are lying.
Han: Yes.
Max: Remind me never to be a spy with Han.
Oleg: So this is how you tell me what you think of me? You hide behind outdated method of feedback?
Han: What, I should’ve posted twit pic of my face like this? Oleg: Maybe I will send you a twit pic of my meatloaf. Max: Can you twits pick another time to do this? I’ve gotta go
home.
Oleg: I have to go home too! And cut the remaining sleeves off of all my shirts! And then go buy more shirts and cut the sleeves off those shirts!
Han: You must wear sleeves!
Oleg: do not tell me what to do.I was working here when you were still a dumpling on your father’s chopstick.
Earl: Now this is starting to sound like Earl time.