别那么急嘛

别那么急嘛 A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. “Great idea!” the chicken cried.”Let’s offer hem ham and eggs?” “Not so fast,” said the pig testily. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, it’s a total commitment.” 一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂,那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。 在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议:他们每个人作出点自己的贡献。 “好主意!”鸡尖叫道,“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?” “着什么急”猪不耐烦地说,“对你来说,是一个贡献,对我来说,这是一个完全的献身。” 上一篇英语: 光圈太紧了下一篇英语: 没有了查看更多关于英语宗教笑话的文章网友同时还浏览了: 光圈太紧了 JOINING THE CHURCH的笑话 PRAYING FOR SOME BIRDS的笑话 SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT的笑话 魔鬼的妹夫 一个吝啬的家伙