别那么急嘛
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that
they each make a contribution.
“Great idea!” the chicken cried.”Let’s offer hem ham and eggs?”
“Not so fast,” said the pig testily. “For you, that’s a contribution. For
me, it’s a total commitment.”
一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂,那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。
在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议:他们每个人作出点自己的贡献。
“好主意!”鸡尖叫道,“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?”
“着什么急”猪不耐烦地说,“对你来说,是一个贡献,对我来说,这是一个完全的献身。”
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