英语小故事Where are the pants

Where Are the Trousers? Bill likes football very much, and he often goes to watch a football game in our town on Saturday. The best seat are very expensive, so he and his friend don’t sit there. They often sit on the cheaper ones. There is a big football game in our town. First, there is no sun and it is cold, but then the sun comes out, and it is very hot. Bill is on one chair, and there is a fat man on a chair behind him. First, the fat man is cold, then he’s very hot. He takes off his coat and put it in front of him, but it falls on Bill’s head. Bill takes the coat off his head, looks at it and then smiles and says, “thank you , but where are the trousers?” Where Is My Cat? Mike likes fish very much. He often buys some fish in the shop and takes it home. But when his wife sees the fish, she is very happy, she says to herself, “Good! Now I can ask my friends to have lunch, and we can eat this fish. The fish must be yummy. They like fish very much.” When Mike comes home in the evening, the fish is not there. He asks, “Where is the fish?” his wife always says, “Oh, your cat eats it.” And she gives Mike some bread for his supper. Mike gets very angry. He takes the cat and his wife to the shop near his house and weighs the cat, then he turns to his wife and says, “my fish weighs one kilo. This cat weighs one kilo,too. My fish is here, you see. Then where is my cat?”