A CHRISTMAS CAROL

A CHRISTMAS CAROL by Charles Dickens 1843 I have endeavored in this Ghostly little book, to raise the Ghost of an Idea, which shall not put my readers out of humor with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their houses pleasantly, and no one wish to lay it. Their faithful Friend and Servant, C. D. December, 1843 Cast of Characters Narrator Ebenezer Scrooge Young Scrooge Jacob Marley, his late partner Ghost of Christmas Past Ghost of Christmas Present Ghost of Christmas Future Bob Cratchit, his clerk Mrs. Cratchit Martha Cratchit Peter Cratchit Belinda Cratchit Tiny Tim Fran, his sister Fred, his sister's son Fred's Wife Charity Gentleman #1 Charity Gentleman #2 Schoolmaster Mr. Fezziwig, his former boss Belle Fezziwig, his former fiancé Tut, Belle's husband Man With A Monstrous Chin Another Man Third Man Man With Red Face Wealthy Man #1 Wealthy Man #2 Charwoman Old Joe Laundress Vicky Intelligent, Fine Lad * Teacher will read underlined parts* Stave 1: Marley's Ghost NARRATOR: Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon `Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail. Scrooge knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, and solemnized it with an undoubted bargain . The mention of Marley's funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There is no doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's Father died before the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable in his taking a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts, than there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning out after dark in a breezy spot -- say Saint Paul's Churchyard for instance -- literally to astonish his son's weak mind. Scrooge never painted out Old Marley's name. There it stood, years afterwards, above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. It was all the same to him. Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shriveled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dogdays; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas. Nobody ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, `My dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me?' No beggars implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would tug their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their tails as though they said, `No eye at all is better than an evil eye, dark master!' But what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge his way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call `nuts' to Scrooge. Once upon a time -- of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve -- old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones to warm them. The city clocks had only just gone three, but it was quite dark already -- it had not been light all day -- and candles were flaring in the windows of the neighboring offices, like ruddy smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that although the court was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one might have thought that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on a large scale. The door of Scrooge's counting-house was open that he might keep his eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination, he failed. FRED (cheerfully) A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you! SCROOGE Bah! Humbug! FRED Christmas a humbug, uncle! You don't mean that, I am sure? SCROOGE I do, Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be cheerful? You're poor enough. FRED Come, then, What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough. SCROOGE (having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment) Bah! Humbug. FRED Don't be cross, uncle! SCROOGE (indignantly) What else can I be, when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in `em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should! FRED (pleading) Uncle! SCROOGE (sternly) Nephew! Keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine. FRED Keep it! But you don't keep it. SCROOGE Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you! Much good it has ever done you! FRED There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round -- apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that -- as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it! (Bob Cratchit involuntarily applauds; becoming immediately sensible of the impropriety.) SCROOGE (to he Cratchit) Let me hear another sound from you, and you'll keep your Christmas by losing your situation! You're quite a powerful speaker, sir, (turning to his nephew) I wonder you don't go into Parliament. FRED Don't be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us tomorrow. SCROOGE I would rather see myself dead than see myself with your family! FRED But why? Why? SCROOGE Why did you get married? FRED Because I fell in love. SCROOGE (growling) That, sir, is the only thing that you have said to me in your entire lifetime which is even more ridiculous than “Merry Christmas” Good afternoon! FRED Nay, uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give it as a reason for not coming now?' SCROOGE Good afternoon, Nephew! FRED I want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends? SCROOGE Good afternoon. FRED I am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never had any quarrel, to which I have been a party. But I have made the trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humor to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!' SCROOGE Good afternoon! FRED And A Happy New Year! SCROOGE Good afternoon! NARRATOR His nephew left the room without an angry word. He stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season on the clerk, who cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he returned them cordially. FRED Uncle, you are the most…no I shan?t. My Christmas humor is intact. God Bless you, uncle. (He turns to Bob Cratchitt) Merry Christmas, Bob Cratchitt. CRATCHITT Merry Christmas to you sir, and a very, very happy New Year. (opening the door for the nephew- two do good doers will enter as the nephew exits) SCROOGE There's another fellow, my clerk, with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam. GENTLEMAN #1 Scrooge and Marley's, I believe. Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. Marley? SCROOGE Mr. Marley has been dead these seven years; He died seven years ago, this very night. GENTLEMAN #2 We have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving partner. (At the ominous word `liberality,' Scrooge frowns, and shakes his head.) GENTLEMAN #1 At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir. SCROOGE Are there no prisons? GENTLEMAN #1 Plenty of prisons. SCROOGE And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation? GENTLEMAN #2 They are. Still, I wish I could say they were not. SCROOGE The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigor, then? GENTLEMAN #1 & #2 Both very busy, sir. SCROOGE Oh! I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it. GENTLEMAN #2 Under the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind or body to the multitude, a few of us are endeavoring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?' SCROOGE Nothing! GENTLEMAN #1 You wish to be anonymous? SCROOGE I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those who are badly off must go there. GENTLEMAN #2 Many can't go there; and many would rather die. SCROOGE If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. Besides -- excuse me -- I don't know that. GENTLEMAN #1 But you might know it,' observed the gentleman. SCROOGE It's not my business. It's enough for a man to understand his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen! (Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen withdrew. Scrooge returned his labors with an improved opinion of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual with him.) GENTLEMAN #1 (to Cratchitt) Good Day, sir… A Merry Christmas to you. CRATCHITT Yes, A Merry Christmas to both of you… GENTLEMAN #2 (to Cratchitt) Merry Christmas … (Cratchitt silently squeezes something into the hand of gentleman 2) GENTLEMAN #2 (to Cratchitt) What is this? CRATCHITT Shhhhh…. NARRATOR Meanwhile the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose gruff old bell was always peeping slyly down at Scrooge out of a Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The brightness of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' and grocers' trades became a splendid joke; a glorious pageant, with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should. Children's Chorus (Outside Scrooge’s Door) God bless you, merry gentleman! May nothing you dismay! NARRATOR Scrooge seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog and even more congenial frost. At length the hour of shutting up the counting house arrived. With an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted the fact to the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed his candle out, and put on his hat. CRATCHITT Well, there it is, eh six? (Clock strikes six o’clock) SCROOGE Saved by six bells are you? CRATCHITT I must be going home… I hope you have a very, very lovely day tomorrow, sir… SCROOGE You'll want all day tomorrow, I suppose? BOB CRACHET If quite convenient, sir. SCROOGE It's not convenient, and it's not fair. If I was to stop half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself ill-used, I'll be bound? (Bob smiles faintly.) SCROOGE And yet, you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's wages for no work. BOB CRACHET It?s only once a year… SCROOGE A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December! But I suppose you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning. NARRATOR The clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane of boys, twenty times, in honor of its being Christmas Eve, and then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play at blindman's-buff. Scrooge took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with his banker's-book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite of rooms. Now, it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a fact, that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what is called fancy about him as any man in the city of London. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed one thought on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years' dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change -- not a knocker, but Marley's face. Marley's face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid color, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, rather than a part or its own expression. As Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again. To say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle. He did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half-expected to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said SCROOGE Uggrh NARRATOR and closed it with a bang. He fastened the door, and walked across the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming his candle as he went. Up Scrooge went. Darkness is cheap, and Scrooge liked it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked through his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection of the face to desire to do that. Sitting-room, bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guards, old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a poker. Quite satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel. It was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel. SCROOGE Humbug! NARRATOR As he threw his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten with a chamber in the highest story of the building. It was with great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out loudly, and so did every bell in the house. This might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. The bells ceased as they had begun, together. They were succeeded by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person were dragging a heavy chain over the casks in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were described as dragging chains. The cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the noise much louder, on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; then coming straight towards his door. SCROOGE It's humbug still! I won't believe it. NARRATOR His color changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried `I know him; Marley's Ghost!' and fell again. The same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound about him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed it closely) of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons on his coat behind. No, nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and fought against his senses. SCROOGE (caustic and cold) How now! What do you want with me? MARLEY Much! SCROOGE Who are you? MARLEY Ask me who I was. SCROOGE Who were you then? You're particular, for a shade. MARLEY In life I was your partner, Jacob Marley. SCROOGE Can you -- can you sit down? MARLEY I can. SCROOGE Do it, then. MARLEY I shall. You don't believe in me. SCROOGE I don't. MARLEY Why do you doubt your senses? SCROOGE Because, a little thing affects them. Slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheat. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! NARRATOR At this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with such a dismal and appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to his chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much greater was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower jaw dropped down upon its breast! SCROOGE (Scrooge falls upon his knees, and clasps his hands before his face.) Mercy! Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me? MARLEY Man of the worldly mind! do you believe in me or not? SCROOGE I do. I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and why do they come to me? MARLEY It is required of every man, that the spirit within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world -- oh, woe is me! -- and witness what it cannot share, but might have shared on earth, and turned to happiness! (Again the specter raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy hands). SCROOGE (trembling) You are fettered. Tell me why? MARLEY I wear the chain I forged in life, I made it link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you? (Scrooge trembles more and more.) MARLEY Or would you know the weight and length of the strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You have labored on it, since. It is a ponderous chain! NARRATOR Scrooge glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he could see nothing. SCROOGE Jacob, Old Jacob Marley, tell me more. Speak comfort to me, Jacob! MARLEY I have none to give. It comes from other regions, Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more, is all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house -- mark me! -- in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!' SCROOGE You must have been very slow about it, Jacob. MARLEY Slow! SCROOGE Seven years dead. And travelling all the time! MARLEY The whole time. No rest, no peace. Incessant torture of remorse. SCROOGE You travel fast? MARLEY On the wings of the wind. SCROOGE You might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years. (The Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanks its chain hideously in the dead silence of the night.) MARLEY Oh! captive, bound, and double-ironed, not to know that any Christian spirit working kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal life too short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused! Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!' SCROOGE But you were always a good man of business, Jacob. MARLEY Business! Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business! (Another moan from the phantoms) MARLEY At this time of the rolling year. I suffer most. Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to which its light would have conducted me! (Scrooge begins to quake exceedingly.) MARLEY Hear me! My time is nearly gone. SCROOGE I will. But don't be hard upon me! Don't be flowery, Jacob! Pray! MARLEY How it is that I appear before you in a shape that you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many and many a day. That is no light part of my penance. I am here to-night to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer. SCROOGE You were always a good friend to me. Thank `ee! MARLEY You will be haunted by Three Spirits. (Scrooge's countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.) SCROOGE (in a faltering voice) Is that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob? MARLEY It is. SCROOGE I -- I think I'd rather not. MARLEY Without their visits, you cannot hope to shun the path I tread. Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls One. SCROOGE Couldn't I take `em all at once, and have it over, Jacob? MARLEY Expect the second on the next night at the same hour. The third upon the next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember what has passed between us! NARRATOR Scrooge ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with its chain wound over and about its arm. The apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, the window raised itself a little, so that when the specter reached it, it was wide open. It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. When they were within two paces of each other, Marley's Ghost held up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped. Not so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful and self-accusatory. The specter, after listening for a moment, joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark night. out. Scrooge followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like Marley's Ghost; some few were linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step. The misery with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, in human matters, and had lost the power for ever. Whether these creatures faded into mist, or misenshrouded them, he could not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the night became as it had been when he walked home. Scrooge closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had entered. It was double-locked, as he had locked it with his own hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say... SCROOGE Hum... NARRATOR but stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotion he had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness of the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to bed, without undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant. Stave 2: The First of the Three Spirits NARRATOR The curtains of his bed were drawn aside; and Scrooge, starting up into a half- recumbent attitude, found himself face to face with the unearthly visitor who drew them. It was a strange figure -- like a child: yet not so like a child as like an old man, viewed through some supernatural medium, which gave him the appearance of having receded from the view, and being diminished to a child's proportions. Its hair, which hung about its neck and down its back, was white as if with age; and yet the face had not a wrinkle in it, and the tenderest bloom was on the skin. The arms were very long and muscular; the hands the same, as if its hold were of uncommon strength. Its legs and feet, most delicately formed, were, like those upper members, bare. It wore a tunic of the purest white, and round its waist was bound a lustrous belt, the sheen of which was beautiful. It held a branch of fresh green holly in its hand; and, in singular contradiction of that wintry emblem, had its dress trimmed with summer flowers. But the strangest thing about it was, that from the crown of its head there sprung a bright clear jet of light, by which all this was visible; and which was doubtless the occasion of its using, in its duller moments, a great extinguisher for a cap, which it now held under its arm. SCROOGE Are you the Spirit, sir, whose coming was foretold to me? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST (soft and gentle) I am. SCROOGE Who and what are you? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST I am the Ghost of Christmas Past. SCROOGE Long Past? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST No. Your past. NARRATOR Perhaps, Scrooge could not have told anybody why, if anybody could have asked him; but he had a special desire to see the Spirit in his cap; and begged him to be covered. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST What would you so soon put out, with worldly hands, the light I give? Is it not enough that you are one of those whose passions made this cap, and force me through whole trains of years to wear it low upon my brow?' Scrooge reverently disclaimed all intention to offend or any knowledge of having willfully bonneted the Spirit at any period of his life. SCROOGE May I ask, please sir, what business you have here with me? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Your welfare. NARRATOR Scrooge expressed himself much obliged, but could not help thinking that a night of unbroken rest would have been more conducive to that end. The Spirit must have heard him thinking, for it said immediately. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Your reclamation, then. Take heed. NARRATOR It put out its strong hand as it spoke, and clasped him gently by the arm. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Rise, and fly with me. NARRATOR It would have been in vain for Scrooge to plead that the weather and the hour were not adapted to pedestrian purposes; that bed was warm, and the thermometer a long way below freezing; that he was clad but lightly in his slippers, dressing-gown, and nightcap; and that he had a cold upon him at that time. The grasp, though gentle as a woman's hand, was not to be resisted. He rose: but finding that the Spirit made towards the window, clasped his robe in supplication. SCROOGE I am mortal, and liable to fall. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Bear but a touch of my hand there, (laying it upon his heart) and you shall be upheld in more than this. NARRATOR As the words were spoken, they passed through the wall, and stood upon an open country road, with fields on either hand. The city had entirely vanished. Not a vestige of it was to be seen. The darkness and the mist had vanished with it, for it was a clear, cold, winter day, with snow upon the ground. SCROOGE Good Heaven! I was bred in this place. I was a boy here. (The Spirit gazed upon him mildly. Its gentle touch, though it had been light and instantaneous, appeared still present to the old man's sense of feeling. ) NARRATOR He was conscious of a thousand odors floating in the air, each one connected with a thousand thoughts, and hopes, and joys, and cares long, long, forgotten. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Your lip is trembling. And what is that upon your cheek. SCROOGE Upon my cheek? Nothing…a blemish on the skin from the eating too much grease..nothing…kind Spirit of Christmas Past, lead me where you will but quickly! To be stagnant in this place is for me, unbearable! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST You recollect the way. SCROOGE Remember it, (with fervor) I could walk it blindfold. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Strange to have forgotten it for so many years. Let us go on. NARRATOR every gate, and post, and tree; until a They walked along the road, Scrooge recognizing little market-town appeared in the distance, with its bridge, its church, and winding river. Some shaggy ponies now were seen trotting towards them with boys upon their backs, who called to other boys in country gigs and carts, driven by farmers. All these boys were in great spirits, and shouted to each other, until the broad fields were so full of merry music, that the crisp air laughed to hear it. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST These are but shadows of the things that have been; they have no consciousness of us. NARRATOR The jocund travelers came on; and as they came, Scrooge knew and named them every one. Why was he rejoiced beyond all bounds to see them? Why did his cold eye glisten and his heart leap up as they went past? Why was he filled with gladness when he heard them give each other Merry Christmas, as they parted at cross-roads and bye-ways, for their several homes? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST The school is not quite deserted. A solitary child, neglected by his friends, is left there still. NARRATOR They left the high-road, by a well-remembered lane, and soon approached a mansion of dull red brick, with a little weathercock-surmounted cupola, on the roof, and a bell hanging in it. Entering the dreary hall, and glancing through the open doors of many rooms, they found them poorly furnished, cold, and vast. They went, the Ghost and Scrooge, toward a door at the back of the house. It opened before them, and disclosed a long, bare, melancholy room, made barer still by lines of plain deal forms and desks. At one of these a lonely boy was reading near a feeble fire; and Scrooge sat down upon a form, and wept to see his poor forgotten self as he used to be. Not a latent echo in the house, not a squeak and scuffle from the mice behind the paneling, not a drip from the half-thawed water-spout in the dull yard behind, not a sigh among the leafless boughs of one despondent poplar, not the idle swinging of an empty store-house door, no, not a clicking in the fire, but fell upon the heart of Scrooge with a softening influence, and gave a freer passage to his tears. The Spirit touched him on the arm, and pointed to his younger self, intent upon his reading. Suddenly a man, in foreign garments: wonderfully real and distinct to look at: stood outside the window, with an axe stuck in his belt, and leading by the bridle a donkey laden with wood. SCROOGE I cannot look. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST You must, Mr. Scrooge, you must. SCROOGE It?s me. Poor boy He lived inside his head… alone… poor boy. I wish… ah! It?s too late! GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST What is the matter? SCROOGE Nothing. Nothing. There were some boys singing a Christmas Carol at my door last night. I should like to have given him something: that's all.' NARRATOR The Ghost smiled thoughtfully, and waved its hand. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Let us see another Christmas. NARRATOR Scrooge's former self grew larger at the words, and the room became a little darker and more dirty. The panels shrunk, the windows cracked; fragments of plaster fell out of the ceiling, and the naked laths were shown instead; but how all this was brought about, Scrooge knew no more than you do. He only knew that it was quite correct; that everything had happened so; that there he was, alone again, when all the other boys had gone home for the jolly holidays. He was not reading now, but walking up and down despairingly. Scrooge looked at the Ghost, and with a mournful shaking of his head, glanced anxiously towards the door. It opened; and a little girl, much younger than the boy, came darting in, and putting her arms about his neck, and often kissing him. FAN Dear, dear brother. I have come to bring you home, dear brother (clapping her tiny hands, and bending down to laugh) To bring you home, home, home. SCROOGE Home, little Fan. FAN Yes. (brimful of glee) Home, for good and all. Home, for ever and ever. Father is so much kinder than he used to be, that home's like Heaven. He spoke so gently to me one dear night when I was going to bed, that I was not afraid to ask him once more if you might come home; and he said Yes, you should; and sent me in a coach to bring you. And you're to be a man; and are never to come back here; but first, we're to be together all the Christmas long, and have the merriest time in all the world.' SCROOGE You are quite a woman, little Fan. NARRATOR She clapped her hands and laughed, and tried to touch his head; but being too little, laughed again, and stood on tiptoe to embrace him. Then she began to drag him, in her childish eagerness, towards the door; and he, nothing loath to go, accompanied her. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Always a delicate creature, whom a breath might have withered. But she had a large heart. SCROOGE So she had. You're right. I will not gainsay it, Spirit. God forbid. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST She died a woman and had, as I think, children. SCROOGE One child. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST True, your nephew. SCROOGE (Scrooge seems uneasy in his mind) Yes. NARRATOR They had but that moment left the school behind them, they were now in the busy thoroughfares of a city, here shadowy passengers passed and repassed; where shadowy carts and coaches battle for the way, and all the strife and tumult of a real city were. It was made plain enough, by the dressing of the shops, that here too it was Christmas time again; but it was evening, and the streets were lighted up. The Ghost stopped at a certain warehouse door, and asked Scrooge if he knew it. SCROOGE Know it. I apprenticed here. NARRATOR They went in. At sight of an old gentleman in a Welsh wig, sitting behind such a high desk, that if he had been two inches taller he must have knocked his head against the ceiling, Scrooge cried in great excitement: SCROOGE Why, it's old Fezziwig. Bless his heart; it's Fezziwig alive again. NARRATOR Old Fezziwig laid down his pen, and looked up at the clock, which pointed to the hour of seven. He rubbed his hands; adjusted his capacious waistcoat; laughed all over himself, from his shows to his organ of benevolence; and called out in a comfortable, oily, rich, fat, jovial voice: MR. FEZZIWIG Yo ho, there. Ebenezer. Dick. NARRATOR Scrooge's former self, now grown a young man, came briskly in, accompanied by his fellow-prentice. SCROOGE Dick Wilkins, to be sure. Bless me, yes. There he is. He was very much attached to me, was Dick. Poor Dick. Dear, dear. MR. FEZZIWIG (with a sharp clap of his hands) Yo ho, my boys No more work to-night. Christmas Eve, Dick. Christmas, Ebenezer. Let's have the shutters up, before a man can say Jack Robinson. NARRATOR You wouldn't believe how those two fellows went at it. They charged into the street with the shutters -- one, two, three -- had them up in their places -- four, five, six -- barred them and pinned then -- seven, eight, nine -- and came back before you could have got to twelve, panting like race-horses. MR. FEZZIWIG Hilli-ho! (skipping down from the high desk, with wonderful agility) Clear away, my lads, and let's have lots of room here. Hilli-ho, Dick. Chirrup, Ebenezer. NARRATOR Clear away. There was nothing they wouldn't have cleared away, or couldn't have cleared away, with old Fezziwig looking on. It was done in a minute. Every movable was packed off, as if it were dismissed from public life for evermore; the floor was swept and watered, the lamps were trimmed, fuel was heaped upon the fire; and the warehouse was as snug, and warm, and dry, and bright a ball-room, as you would desire to see upon a winter's night. In came a fiddler with a music-book, and went up to the lofty desk, and made an orchestra of it, and tuned like fifty stomach-aches. In came Mrs. Fezziwig, one vast substantial smile. In came the three Miss Fezziwigs, beaming and lovable. In came the six young followers whose hearts they roke. In came all the young men and women employed in the business. In came the housemaid, with her cousin, the baker. In came the cook, with her brother's particular friend, the milkman. In came the boy from over the way, who was suspected of not having board enough from his master; trying to hide himself behind the girl from next door but one, who was proved to have had her ears pulled by her mistress. In they all came, one after another; some shyly, some boldly, some gracefully, some awkwardly, some pushing, some pulling; in they all came, anyhow and every how. Away they all went, twenty couple at once; hands half round and back again the other way; down the middle and up again; round and round in various stages of affectionate grouping; old top couple always turning up in the wrong place; new top couple starting off again, as soon as they got there; all top couples at last, and not a bottom one to help them. When this result was brought about, old Fezziwig, clapping his hands to stop the dance, cried out,' Well done.' and the fiddler plunged his hot face into a pot of porter, especially provided for that purpose. But scorning rest, upon his reappearance, he instantly began again, though there were no dancers yet, as if the other fiddler had been carried home, exhausted, on a shutter, and he were a bran-new man resolved to beat him out of sight, or perish. There were more dances, and there were forfeits, and more dances, and there was cake, and there was Negus, and there was a great piece of Cold Roast, and there was a great piece of Cold Boiled, and there were mince-pies, and plenty of beer. But the great effect of the evening came after the Roast and Boiled, when the fiddler (an artful dog, mind. The sort of man who knew his business better than you or I could have told it him.) struck up Sir Roger de Coverley.' Then old Fezziwig stood out to dance with Mrs. Fezziwig. Top couple, too; with a good stiff piece of work cut out for them; three or four and twenty pair of partners; people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking. But if they had been twice as many -- ah, four times -- old Fezziwig would have been a match for them, and so would Mrs. Fezziwig. As to her, she was worthy to be his partner in every sense of the term. If that's not high praise, tell me higher, and I'll use it. A positive light appeared to issue from Fezziwig's calves. They shone in every part of the dance like moons. You couldn't have predicted, at any given time, what would have become of them next. And when old Fezziwig and Mrs. Fezziwig had gone all through the dance; advance and retire, both hands to your partner, bow and curtsey, corkscrew, thread-the-needle, and back again to your place; Fezziwig cut -- cut so deftly, that he appeared to wink with his legs, and came upon his feet again without a stagger. When the clock struck eleven, this domestic ball broke up. Mr. and Mrs. Fezziwig took their stations, one on either side of the door, and shaking hands with every person individually as he or she went out, wished him or her a Merry Christmas. When everybody had retired but the two apprentices, they did the same to them; and thus the cheerful voices died away, and the lads were left to their beds; which were under a counter in the back-shop. During the whole of this time, Scrooge had acted like a man out of his wits. His heart and soul were in the scene, and with his former self. He corroborated everything, remembered everything, enjoyed everything, and underwent the strangest agitation. It was not until now, when the bright faces of his former self and Dick were turned from them, that he remembered the Ghost, and became conscious that it was looking full upon him, while the light upon its head burnt very clear. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST A small matter, to make these silly folks so full of gratitude. SCROOGE Small? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Why? Is it not? He has spent but a few pounds of your mortal money: three or four perhaps. Is that so much that he deserves this praise? SCROOGE It isn't that... (heated by the remark, and speaking unconsciously like his former, not his latter, self.) It isn't that, Spirit. He has the power to render us happy or unhappy; to make our service light or burdensome; a pleasure or a toil. Say that his power lies in words and looks; in things so slight and insignificant that it is impossible to add and count them up: what then. The happiness he gives is quite as great as if it cost a fortune.' (He felt the Spirit's glance, and stopped.) GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST What is the matter? SCROOGE Nothing in particular. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST Something, I think. SCROOGE No... No. I should like to be able to say a word or two to my clerk just now. That's all. NARRATOR His former self turned down the lamps as he gave utterance to the wish; and Scrooge and the Ghost again stood side by side in the open air. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST My time grows short. Quick. NARRATOR This was not addressed to Scrooge, or to any one whom he could see, but it produced an immediate effect. For again Scrooge saw himself. He was older now; a man in the prime of life. His face had not the harsh and rigid lines of later years; but it had begun to wear the signs of care and avarice. There was an eager, greedy, restless motion in the eye, which showed the passion that had taken root, and where the shadow of the growing tree would fall. He was not alone, but sat by the side of a fair young girl in a mourning-dress: in whose eyes there were tears, which sparkled in the light that shone out of the Ghost of Christmas Past. BELLE It matters little, to you, very little. Another idol has displaced me; and if it can cheer and comfort you in time to come, as I would have tried to do, I have no just cause to grieve. YOUNG SCROOGE What Idol has displaced you? BELLE A golden one. SCROOGE This is the even-handed dealing of the world. There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth. BELLE You fear the world too much. All your other hopes have merged into the hope of being beyond the chance of its sordid reproach. I have seen your nobler aspirations fall off one by one, until the master-passion, Gain, engrosses you. Have I not? YOUNG SCROOGE What then. Even if I have grown so much wiser, what then. I am not changed towards you. (She shook her head.) YOUNG SCROOGE Am I.? BELLE Our contract is an old one. It was made when we were both poor and content to be so, until, in good season, we could improve our worldly fortune by our patient industry. You are changed. When it was made, you were another man.' YOUNG SCROOGE I was a boy. BELLE Your own feeling tells you that you were not what you are. I am. That which promised happiness when we were one in heart, is fraught with misery now that we are two. SCROOGE No! BELLE How often and how keenly I have thought of this, I will not say. It is enough that I have thought of it, and can release you. SCROOGE (quietly) Don?t release me Madame… YOUNG SCROOGE Have I ever sought release? BELLE In words. No. Never. YOUNG SCROOGE In what, then. BELLE (looking mildly, but with steadiness, upon him) In a changed nature; in an altered spirit; in another atmosphere of life; another Hope as its great end. In everything that made my love of any worth or value in your sight. If this had never been between us, tell me, would you seek me out and try to win me now. Ah, no. SCROOGE Ah yes! YOUNG SCROOGE (Scrooge seems to yield to the justice of this supposition, in spite of himself. But he says with a struggle...) You think not? BELLE I would gladly think otherwise if I could. Heaven knows. When I have learned a Truth like this, I know how strong and irresistible it must be. But if you were free to-day, to-morrow, yesterday, can even I believe that you would choose a dowerless girl -- you who, in your very confidence with her, weigh everything by Gain: or, choosing her, if for a moment you were false enough to your one guiding principle to do so, do I not know that your repentance and regret would surely follow. I do; and I release you. With a full heart, for the love of him you once were. SCROOGE Please I …I … YOUNG SCROOGE Please I …I … BELLE You may -- the memory of what is past half makes me hope you will -- have pain in this. A very, very brief time, and you will dismiss the recollection of it, gladly, as an unprofitable dream, from which it happened well that you awoke. May you be happy in the life you have chosen. (She leaves him, and they parted.) SCROOGE Spirit... show me no more. Conduct me home. Why do you delight to torture me? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST One shadow more. SCROOGE No more. No more, I don't wish to see it. Show me no more. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST I have told you these were shadows of the things that have been. They are what they are. Do not blame me, Mr. Scrooge. NARRATOR They were in another scene and place; a room, not very large or handsome, but full of comfort. Near to the winter fire sat a beautiful young girl, so like that last that Scrooge believed it was the same, until he saw her, now a comely matron, sitting opposite her daughter. The noise in this room was perfectly tumultuous, for there were more children there, than Scrooge in his agitated state of mind could count; and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves like one, but every child was conducting itself like forty. The consequences were uproarious beyond belief; but no one seemed to care; on the contrary, the mother and daughter laughed heartily, and enjoyed it very much; and the latter, soon beginning to mingle in the sports, got pillaged by the young brigands most ruthlessly. But now a knocking at the door was heard, and such a rush immediately ensued that she with laughing face and plundered dress was borne towards it the centre of a flushed and boisterous group, just in time to greet the father, who came home attended by a man laden with Christmas toys and presents. And now Scrooge looked on more attentively than ever, when the master of the house, having his daughter leaning fondly on him, sat down with her and her mother at his own fireside; and when he thought that such another creature, quite as graceful and as full of promise, might have called him father, and been a spring-time in the haggard winter of his life, his sight grew very dim indeed. BELLE'S HUSBAND (turning to his wife with a smile) Belle, I saw an old friend of yours this afternoon. BELLE Who was it? BELLE'S HUSBAND Guess. BELLE (she added in the same breath, laughing as he laughed) How can I. Tut, don't I know... Mr. Scrooge? BELLE'S HUSBAND Mr. Scrooge it was. I passed his office window; and as it was not shut up, and he had a candle inside, I could scarcely help seeing him. His partner lies upon the point of death, I hear; and there he sat alone. Quite alone in the world, I do believe. SCROOGE (in a broken voice) Spirit, remove me from this place. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST I told you these were shadows of the things that have been. That they are what they are, do not blame me. SCROOGE Remove me. I cannot bear it. NARRATOR He turned upon the Ghost, and seeing that it looked upon him with a face, in which in some strange way there were fragments of all the faces it had shown him, wrestled with it. SCROOGE Leave me. Take me back. Haunt me no longer. NARRATOR In the struggle, if that can be called a struggle, in which the Ghost with no visible resistance on its own part was undisturbed by any effort of its adversary, Scrooge observed that its light was burning high and bright; and dimly connecting that with its influence over him, he seized the extinguisher-cap, and by a sudden action pressed it down upon its head. The Spirit dropped beneath it, so that the extinguisher covered its whole form; but though Scrooge pressed it down with all his force, he could not hide the light, which streamed from under it, in an unbroken flood upon the ground. He was conscious of being exhausted, and overcome by an irresistible drowsiness; and, further, of being in his own bedroom. He gave the cap a parting squeeze, in which his hand relaxed; and had barely time to reel to bed, before he sank into a heavy sleep. Stave 3: The Second of the Three Spirits NARRATOR Awaking in the middle of a prodigiously tough snore, and sitting up in bed to get his thoughts together, Scrooge had no occasion to be told that the bell was again upon the stroke of One. He felt that he was restored to consciousness in the right nick of time, for the especial purpose of holding a conference with the second messenger dispatched to him through Jacob Marley's intervention. But, finding that he turned uncomfortably cold when he began to wonder which of his curtains this new specter would draw back, he put them every one aside with his own hands, and lying down again, established a sharp look-out all round the bed. For, he wished to challenge the Spirit on the moment of its appearance, and did not wish to be taken by surprise, and made nervous. Now, being prepared for almost anything, he was not by any means prepared for nothing; and, consequently, when the Bell struck One, and no shape appeared, he was taken with a violent fit of trembling. Five minutes, ten minutes, a quarter of an hour went by, yet nothing came. All this time, he lay upon his bed, the very core and centre of a blaze of ruddy light, which streamed upon it when the clock proclaimed the hour; and which, being only light, was more alarming than a dozen ghosts, as he was powerless to make out what it meant, At last, however, he began to think -- as you or I would have thought at first; for it is always the person not in the predicament who knows what ought to have been done in it, and would unquestionably have done it too -- at last, I say, he began to think that the source and secret of this ghostly light might be in the adjoining room, from whence, on further tracing it, it seemed to shine. This idea taking full possession of his mind, he got up softly and shuffled in his slippers to the door. The moment Scrooge's hand was on the lock, a strange voice called him by his name, and bade him enter. He obeyed. It was his own room. There was no doubt about that. But it had undergone a surprising transformation. The walls and ceiling were so hung with living green, that it looked a perfect grove; from every part of which, bright gleaming erries glistened. The crisp leaves of holly, mistletoe, and ivy reflected back the light, as if so many little mirrors had been scattered there; and such a mighty blaze went roaring up the chimney, as that dull petrifaction of a hearth had never known in Scrooge's time, or Marley's, or for many and many a winter season gone. Heaped up on the floor, to form a kind of throne, were turkeys, geese, game, poultry, brawn, great joints of meat, sucking-pigs, long wreaths of sausages, mince-pies, plum-puddings, barrels of oysters, red-hot chestnuts, cherry-cheeked apples, juicy oranges, luscious pears, immense twelfth-cakes, and seething bowls of punch, that made the chamber dim with their delicious steam. In easy state upon this couch, there sat a jolly Giant, glorious to see:, who bore a glowing torch, in shape not unlike Plenty's horn, and held it up, high up, to shed its light on Scrooge, as he came peeping round the door. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Come in. Come in. and know me better, man.' NARRATOR Scrooge entered timidly, and hung his head before this Spirit. He was not the dogged Scrooge he had been; and though the Spirit's eyes were clear and kind, he did not like to meet them. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me. NARRATOR Scrooge reverently did so. It was clothed in one simple green robe, bordered with white fur. On its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT You have never seen the like of me before. SCROOGE Never. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Have never walked forth with the younger members of my family; meaning (for I am very young) my elder brothers born in these later years. SCROOGE I don't think I have; I am afraid I have not. Have you had many brothers, Spirit? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT More than eighteen hundred. SCROOGE A tremendous family to provide for. Spirit, conduct me where you will. I went forth last night on compulsion (emphasize this word), and I learnt a lesson which is working now. To-night, if you have aught to teach me, let me profit by it. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Touch my robe. NARRATOR Scrooge did as he was told, and held it fast. Holly, mistletoe, red berries, ivy, turkeys, geese, sausages, pies, puddings, and punch, all vanished instantly. So did the room, the fire, the ruddy glow, the hour of night, and they stood in the city streets on Christmas morning, where the people made a rough, but brisk and not unpleasant kind of music, in scraping the snow from the pavement in front of their dwellings, and from the tops of their houses, whence it was mad delight to the boys to see it come plumping down into the road below, and splitting into artificial little snow-storms. For, the people who were shoveling away on the housetops were jovial and full of glee; calling out to one another from the parapets, and now and then exchanging a facetious snowball -- better-natured missile far than many a wordy jest -- laughing heartily if it went right and not less heartily if it went wrong. But soon the steeples called good people all, to church and chapel, and away they came, flocking through the streets in their best clothes, and with their gayest faces. And at the same time there emerged from scores of bye-streets, lanes, and nameless turnings, innumerable people, carrying their dinners to the baker' shops. The sight of these poor revelers appeared to interest the Spirit very much, for he stood with Scrooge beside him in a baker's doorway, and taking off the covers as their bearers passed, sprinkled incense on their dinners from his torch. And it was a very uncommon kind of torch, for once or twice when there were angry words between some dinner-carriers who had jostled each other, he shed a few drops of water on them from it, and their good humor was restored directly. For they said, it was a shame to quarrel upon Christmas Day. And so it was. God love it, so it was. SCROOGE Is there a peculiar flavor in what you sprinkle from your torch. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT There is. My own. SCROOGE Would it apply to any kind of dinner on this day. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT To any kindly given. To a poor one most. SCROOGE Why to a poor one most? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Because it needs it most. SCROOGE (after a moment's thought) Spirit, I wonder you, of all the beings in the many worlds about us, should desire to cramp these people's opportunities of innocent enjoyment.' GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT I. SCROOGE You would deprive them of their means of dining every seventh day, often the only day on which they can be said to dine at all. Wouldn't you? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT I. SCROOGE You seek to close these places on the Seventh Day. And it comes to the same thing. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT I seek. SCROOGE Forgive me if I am wrong. It has been done in your name, or at least in that of your family. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT There are some upon this earth of yours, who lay claim to know us, and who do their deeds of passion, pride, ill-will, hatred, envy, bigotry, and selfishness in our name, who are as strange to us and all out kith and kin, as if they had never lived. Remember that, and charge their doings on themselves, not us. NARRATOR And perhaps it was the pleasure the good Spirit had in showing off this power of his, or else it was his own kind, generous, hearty nature, and his sympathy with all poor men, that led him straight to Scrooge's clerk's; for there he went, and took Scrooge with him, holding to his robe; and on the threshold of the door the Spirit smiled, and stopped to bless Bob Cratchit's dwelling with the sprinkling of his torch. Think of that. Bob had but fifteen bob a-week himself; he pocketed on Saturdays but fifteen copies of his Christian name; and yet the Ghost of Christmas Present blessed his four-roomed house. Then up rose Mrs. Cratchit, Cratchit's wife, dressed out but poorly in a twice-turned gown, but brave in ribbons, which are cheap and make a goodly show for sixpence; and she laid the cloth, assisted by Belinda Cratchit, second of her daughters, also brave in ribbons; while Master Peter Cratchit plunged a fork into the saucepan of potatoes, and getting the corners of his monstrous shirt collar into his mouth, rejoiced to find himself so gallantly attired, and yearned to show his linen in the fashionable Parks. And now two smaller Cratchits, boy and girl, came tearing in, screaming that outside the baker's they had smelt the e the baker's they had smelt the goose, and known it for their own; and basking in luxurious thoughts of sage and onion, these young Cratchits danced about the table, and exalted Master Peter Cratchit to the skies, while he (not proud, although his collars nearly choked him) blew the fire, until the slow potatoes bubbling up, knocked loudly at the saucepan-lid to be let out and peeled. MRS CRATCHIT What has ever got your precious father then. And your brother, Tiny Tim. And Martha warn't as late last Christmas Day by half-an-hour.' BELINDA CRATCHIT Here's Martha, mother. PETER Here's Martha, mother Hurrah! BELINDA There's such a goose, Martha. MRS CRATCHIT Why, bless your heart alive, my dear, how late you are. MARTHA CRATCHIT We'd a deal of work to finish up last night,' replied the girl,' and had to clear away this morning, mother. MRS CRATCHIT Well. Never mind so long as you are come. Sit ye down before the fire, my dear, and have a warm, Lord bless ye. BELINDA No, no. There's father coming. PETER Hide, Martha, hide. NARRATOR So Martha hid herself, and in came little Bob, the father, with at least three feet of comforter exclusive of the fringe, hanging down before him; and his threadbare clothes darned up and brushed, to look seasonable; and Tiny Tim upon his shoulder. Alas for Tiny Tim, he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame. BOB CRATCHIT Why, where's our Martha? MRS. CRATCHIT Not coming. BOB CRATCHIT Not coming? (with a sudden declension in his high spirits; for he had been Tim's blood horse all the way from church, and had come home rampant. ) Not coming upon Christmas Day? NARRATOR Martha didn't like to see him disappointed, if it were only in joke; so she came out prematurely from behind the closet door, and ran into his arms, while the two young Cratchits hustled Tiny Tim, and bore him off into the wash-house, that he might hear the pudding singing in the copper. MRS. CRATCHIT And how did little Tim behave? BOB CRATCHIT As good as gold, and better. Somehow he gets thoughtful, sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant to them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men see. He has the oldest ideas sometimes but, he seems all the while to be growing stronger and more hearty…one would never know. PETER The goose has arrived to be eaten! BELINDA Oh mama, it?s beautiful! MARTHA It is a perfect goose, mother! TINY TIM To this Christmas goose, Mother and Father I say, Hurrah! Hurrah! (The family sits around the table, bow heads, and pray) BOB Thank you, dear Lord, for your many gifts… our dear children; our wonderful meal; our love for one another; and the warmth of our small fire. A Merry Christmas to us, my dear God, bless us! PETER, MARTHA, BELINDA, BOB, MRS CRATCHITT Merry Christmas. God Bless us! TINY TIM God Bless us every one. SCROOGE Spirit, tell me if Tiny Tim will live? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT I see a vacant seat, in the poor chimney-corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved. If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, the child will die. SCROOGE No, no. Oh, no, kind Spirit. Say he will be spared. GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT If these shadows remain unaltered by the Future, none other of my race, will find him here. What then? If he be like to die, he had better do it, and decrease the surplus population. (Scrooge hangs his head when hearing his own words quoted by the Spirit, and is overcome with penitence and grief.) GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Man, if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered what the surplus is, and where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die? It may be, that in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man's child. Oh God! To hear the insect on the leaf pronouncing on the too much life among his hungry brothers in the dust. NARRATOR His active little crutch was heard upon the floor, and back came Tiny Tim before another word was spoken, escorted by his brother and sister to his stool before the fire; and while Bob, turning up his cuffs -- as if, poor fellow, they were capable of being made more shabby -- compounded some hot mixture in a jug with gin and lemons, and stirred it round and round and put it on the hob to simmer; Master Peter, and the two ubiquitous young Cratchits went to fetch the goose, with which they soon returned in high procession. Such a bustle ensued that you might have thought a goose the rarest of all birds. Mrs. Cratchit made the gravy hissing hot; Master Peter mashed the potatoes with incredible vigor; Miss Belinda sweetened up the apple-sauce; Martha dusted the hot plates; Bob took Tiny Tim beside him in a tiny corner at the table; the two young Cratchits set chairs for everybody, and mounting guard upon their posts, crammed spoons into their mouths, lest they should shriek for goose before their turn came to be helped. At last the dishes were set on, and grace was said. It was succeeded by a breathless pause, as Mrs. Cratchit, looking slowly all along the carving-knife, prepared to plunge it in the breast; but when she did, and when the long expected gush of stuffing issued forth, one murmur of delight arose all round the board, and even Tiny Tim, excited by the two young Cratchits, beat on the table with the handle of his knife, and feebly cried Hurrah. There never was such a goose. Bob said he didn?t' t believe there ever was such a goose cooked. Every one had had plenty, and the youngest Cratchits in particular, were steeped in sage and onion to the eyebrows. But now, the plates being changed by Miss Belinda, Mrs. Cratchit left the room alone -- too nervous to bear witnesses -- to take the pudding up and bring it in. Oh, a wonderful pudding! At last the dinner was all done, the cloth was cleared, the hearth swept, and the fire made up. The compound in the jug being tasted, and considered perfect, apples and oranges were put upon the table, and a shovel-full of chestnuts on the fire. Then all the Cratchit family drew round the hearth, and at Bob Cratchit's elbow stood the family display of glass. Two tumblers, and a custard-cup without a handle. These held the hot stuff from the jug, and Bob served it out with beaming looks, while the chestnuts on the fire sputtered and cracked noisily. NARRATOR He sat very close to his father's side upon his little stool. Bob held his withered little hand in his. Because of his love for the child, he wished to keep him by his side, and dreaded that he might be taken from him. BOB CRATCHIT Mr. Scrooge. I'll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast.' SCROOGE Me, Bob? You toast me? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Save your breath, Mr. Scrooge. You can?t be seen or heard. MRS. CRATCHIT The Founder of the Feast indeed. I wish I had him here. I'd give him a piece of my mind to feast upon, and I hope he'd have a good appetite for it. BOB CRATCHIT My dear, the children. Christmas Day. MRS. CRATCHIT It should be Christmas Day, I am sure, on which one drinks the health of such an odious, stingy, hard, unfeeling man as Mr. Scrooge. You know he is, Robert. Nobody knows it better than you do, poor fellow. BOB CRATCHIT My dear, „Christmas Day. And I should like to drink to the health of the man who employs me and allows me to earn my living and our support, and that man is Ebenezer Scrooge. MRS. CRATCHIT I'll drink his health for your sake and the Day's, not for his. Long life to him. A Merry Christmas and a happy new year. He'll be very merry and very happy, I have no doubt. NARRATOR The children drank the toast after her. It was the first of their proceedings which had no heartiness. Tiny Tim drank it last of all, but he didn't care two pence for it. Scrooge was the Ogre of the family. The mention of his name cast a dark shadow on the party, which was not dispelled for full five minutes. After it had passed away, they were ten times merrier than before. Bob Cratchit told them how he had a situation in his eye for Master Peter, which would bring in, if obtained, full five-and-sixpence weekly. The two young Cratchits laughed tremendously at the idea of Peter's being a man of business; and Peter himself looked thoughtfully at the fire from between his collars, as if he were deliberating what particular investments he should favor when he came into the receipt of that bewildering income. Martha, who was a poor apprentice at a milliner's, then told them what kind of work she had to do, and how many hours she worked at a stretch, and how she meant to lie abed to-morrow morning for a good long rest; to-morrow being a holiday she passed at home. By this time it was getting dark, and snowing pretty heavily; and as Scrooge and the Spirit went along the streets, the brightness of the roaring fires in kitchens, parlors, and all sorts of rooms, was wonderful. Here, the flickering of the blaze showed preparations for a cozy dinner, with hot plates baking through and through before the fire, and deep red curtains, ready to be drawn to shut out cold and darkness. There all the children of the house were running out into the snow to meet their married sisters, brothers, cousins, uncles, aunts, and be the first to greet them. Here, again, were shadows on the window-blind of guests assembling; and there a group of handsome girls, all hooded and fur-booted, and all chattering at once, tripped lightly off to some near neighbor?s house; where, woe upon the single man who saw them enter -- artful witches, well they knew it -- in a glow. And now, without a word of warning from the Ghost, they stood upon a bleak and desert moor, where monstrous masses of rude stone were cast about, as though it were the burial-place of giants; and water spread itself wheresoever it listed, or would have done so, but for the frost that held it prisoner; and nothing grew but moss and furze, and coarse rank grass. Down in the west the setting sun had left a streak of fiery red, which glared upon the desolation for an instant, like a sullen eye, and frowning lower, lower, lower yet, was lost in the thick gloom of darkest night. SCROOGE What place is this? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT A place where Miners live, who labor in the bowels of the earth. But they know me. See. NARRATOR A light shone from the window of a hut, and swiftly they advanced towards it. Passing through the wall of mud and stone, they found a cheerful company assembled round a glowing fire. An old, old man and woman, with their children and their children's children, and another generation beyond that, all decked out gaily in their holiday attire. The old man, in a voice that seldom rose above the howling of the wind upon the barren waste, was singing them a Christmas song -- it had been a very old song when he was a boy -- and from time to time they all joined in the chorus. So surely as they raised their voices, the old man got quite lithe and loud; and so surely as they stopped, his vigor sank again. The Spirit did not tarry here, but bade Scrooge hold his obey, and passing on above the moor, sped -- whither. Not to sea. To sea. To Scrooge's horror, looking back, he saw the last of the land, a frightful range of rocks, behind them; and his ears were deafened by the thundering of water, as it rolled and roared, and raged among the dreadful caverns it had worn, and fiercely tried to undermine the earth. Built upon a dismal reef of sunken rocks, some league or so from shore, on which the waters chafed and dashed, the wild year through, there stood a solitary lighthouse. Great heaps of sea-weed clung to its base, and storm-birds -- born of the wind one might suppose, as sea-weed of the water -- rose and fell about it, like the waves they skimmed. But even here, two men who watched the light had made a fire, that through the loophole in the thick stone wall shed out a ray of brightness on the awful sea. Joining their horny hands over the rough table at which they sat, they wished each other Merry Christmas in their can of grog; and one of them: the elder, too, with his face all damaged and scarred with hard weather, as the figure-head of an old ship might be: struck up a sturdy song that was like a Gale in itself. Again the Ghost sped on, above the black and heaving sea -- on, on -- until, being far away, as he told Scrooge, from any shore, they lighted on a ship. They stood beside the helmsman at the wheel, the look-out in the bow, the officers who had the watch; dark, ghostly figures in their several stations; but every man among them hummed a Christmas tune, or had a Christmas thought, or spoke below his breath to his companion of some bygone Christmas Day, with homeward hopes belonging to it. And every man on board, waking or sleeping, good or bad, had had a kinder word for another on that day than on any day in the year; and had shared to some extent in its festivities; and had remembered those he cared for at a distance, and had known that they delighted to remember him. It was a great surprise to Scrooge, while listening to the moaning of the wind, and thinking what a solemn thing it was to move on through the lonely darkness over an unknown abyss, whose depths were secrets as profound as Death: it was a great surprise to Scrooge, while thus engaged, to hear a hearty laugh. It was a much greater surprise to Scrooge to recognize it as his own nephew's and to find himself in a bright, dry, gleaming room, with the Spirit standing smiling by his side, and looking at that same nephew with approving affability. FRED Ha, ha. Ha. NARRATOR When Scrooge's nephew laughed in this way: holding his sides, rolling his head, and twisting his face into the most extravagant contortions: Scrooge's niece, by marriage, laughed as heartily as he. And their assembled friends being not a bit behindhand, roared out lustily. FRED Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He said that Christmas was a humbug, as I live. He believed it too. FRED'S WIFE (indignantly) More shame for him, Fred. FRED He's a comical old fellow, that's the truth: and not so pleasant as he might be. However, his offences carry their own punishment, and I have nothing to say against him. FRED'S WIFE I'm sure he is very rich, Fred. At least you always tell me so. FRED What of that, my dear. His wealth is of no use to him. He don't do any good with it. He don't make himself comfortable with it. He hasn't the satisfaction of thinking -- ha, ha, ha. -- that he is ever going to benefit us with it. FRED'S WIFE I have no patience with him. FRED Oh, I have. I am sorry for him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims. Himself, always. Here, he takes it into his head to dislike us, and he won't come and dine with us. What's the consequence. He don't lose much of a dinner. FRED'S WIFE Indeed, I think he loses a very good dinner NARRATOR After tea. they had some music. Scrooge's niece played well upon the harp; and played among other tunes a simple little air, which had been familiar to the child who fetched Scrooge from the boarding-school, as he had been reminded by the Ghost of Christmas Past. When this strain of music sounded, all the things that Ghost had shown him, came upon his mind; he softened more and more; and thought that if he could have listened to it often, years ago, he might have cultivated the kindnesses of life for his own happiness with his own hands, without resorting to the sexton's spade that buried Jacob Marley. The Ghost was greatly pleased to find him in this mood, and looked upon him with such favor, that Scrooge begged like a boy to be allowed to stay until the guests departed. But this the Spirit said could not be done. SCROOGE Here is a game! One half hour, Spirit, only one. NARRATOR It was a game called Yes and No, where Scrooge's nephew had to think of something, and the rest must find out what; he only answering to their questions yes or no, as the case was. The brisk fire of questioning to which he was exposed, elicited from him that he was thinking of an animal, a live animal, rather a disagreeable animal, a savage animal, an animal that growled and grunted sometimes, and talked sometimes, and lived in London, and walked about the streets, and wasn't made a show of, and wasn't led by anybody, and didn't live in a menagerie, and was never killed in a market, and was not a horse, or a cow, or a bull, or a tiger, or a dog, or a pig, or a cat, or a bear. At every fresh question that was put to him, this nephew burst into a fresh roar of laughter; and was so inexpressibly tickled, that he was obliged to get up off the sofa and stamp. At last the plump sister, falling into a similar state, cried out: FRED'S GUESTS I have found it out. I know what it is, Fred. I know what it is.' FRED What is it? FRED'S GUESTS It's your Uncle Scrooge. FRED He has given us plenty of merriment, I am sure, and it would be ungrateful not to drink his health. Here is a glass of mulled wine ready to our hand at the moment; and I say, "Uncle Scrooge"! FRED'S GUESTS Well. Uncle Scrooge. FRED A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the old man, whatever he is. He wouldn't take it from me, but may he have it, nevertheless. Uncle Scrooge.' NARRATOR Uncle Scrooge had imperceptibly become so gay and light of heart, that he would have pledged the unconscious company in return, and thanked them in an inaudible speech, if the Ghost had given him time. But the whole scene passed off in the breath of the last word spoken by his nephew; and he and the Spirit were again upon their travels. It was a long night, if it were only a night; but Scrooge had his doubts of this, because the Christmas Holidays appeared to be condensed into the space of time they passed together. It was strange, too, that while Scrooge remained unaltered in his outward form, the Ghost grew older, clearly older. Scrooge had observed this change, but never spoke of it, until they left a children's Twelfth Night party, when, looking at the Spirit as they stood together in an open place, he noticed that its hair was grey. SCROOGE Are spirits' lives so short? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT My life upon this globe, is very brief, It ends to-night. SCROOGE To-night? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT To-night at midnight. Hark. The time is drawing near.' (Clock strikes) SCROOGE Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask, but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?' GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT (Two gnarled baby dolls are taken from the spirit?s skirt) They are Man?s children, and they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. The boy is Ignorance; the girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for I see that written on his brow which is doom, unless the writing be erased. SCROOGE Have they no refuge or resource? GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? (Twelve Chimes) Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? NARRATOR Scrooge looked about him for the Ghost, and saw it not. As the last stroke ceased to vibrate, he remembered the prediction of old Jacob Marley, and lifting up his eyes, beheld a solemn Phantom, draped and hooded, coming, like a mist along the ground, towards him. Stave 4: The Last of the Spirits NARRATOR The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently approached. When it came, Scrooge bent down upon his knee; for in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery. It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head, its face, its form, and left nothing of it visible save one outstretched hand. But for this it would have been difficult to detach its figure from the night, and separate it from the darkness by which it was surrounded. SCROOGE I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. (a delay) SCROOGE You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us. Is that so? Spirit. (a delay) SCROOGE Ghost of the Future. I fear you more than any specter I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me? (a delay) SCROOGE (big) Lead on. Lead on. The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know. Lead on, Spirit. NARRATOR They scarcely seemed to enter the city; for the city rather seemed to spring up about them, and encompass them of its own act. But there they were, in the heart of it; on Change, amongst the merchants; who hurried up and down, and chinked the money in their pockets, and conversed in groups, and looked at their watches, and trifled thoughtfully with their great gold seals; and so forth, as Scrooge had seen them often. The Spirit stopped beside one little knot of business men. Observing that the hand was pointed to them, Scrooge advanced to listen to their talk. MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN No, I don't know much about it, either way. I only know he's dead. ANOTHER MAN When did he die? MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN Last night, I believe. A THIRD MAN (taking a vast quantity of snuff out of a very large snuff-box) Why, what was the matter with him? I thought he'd never die. MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN (with a yawn) God knows. A MAN WITH RED FACE What has he done with his money? MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN I haven't heard. Left it to his company, perhaps. He hasn't left it to me. That's all I know.' ALL MEN (laugh) MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN It's likely to be a very cheap funeral; for upon my life I don't know of anybody to go to it. Suppose we make up a party and volunteer.' A MAN WITH RED FACE I don't mind going if a lunch is provided. But I must be fed, if I make one. ALL MEN (laugh) MAN WITH MONSTROUS CHIN Well, I am the most disinterested among you, after all, for I never wear black gloves, and I never eat lunch. But I'll offer to go, if anybody else will. When I come to think of it, I'm not at all sure that I wasn't his most particular friend; for we used to stop and speak whenever we met. Bye, bye. NARRATOR Speakers and listeners strolled away, and mixed with their groups. Scrooge knew the men, and looked towards the Spirit for an explanation. The Phantom glided on into a street. Its finger pointed to two persons meeting. Scrooge listened again, thinking that the explanation might lie here. He knew these men, also, perfectly. They were men of aye business: very wealthy, and of great importance. He had made a point always of standing well in their esteem: in a business point of view, that is; strictly in a business point of view. WEALTHY MAN #1 How are you? WEALTHY MAN #2 How are you? WEALTHY MAN #1 Well. Old Scratch has got his own at last, hey. WEALTHY MAN #2 So I am told. Cold, isn't it. WEALTHY MAN #1 Seasonable for Christmas time. You're not a skater, I suppose. WEALTHY MAN #2 No. No. Something else to think of. Good morning. NARRATOR Not another word. That was their meeting, their conversation, and their parting. He looked about in that very place for his own image; but another man stood in his accustomed corner, and though the clock pointed to his usual time of day for being there, he saw no likeness of himself among the multitudes that poured in through the Porch. It gave him little surprise, however; for he had been revolving in his mind a change of life, and thought and hoped he saw his new-born resolutions carried out in this. They left the busy scene, and went into an obscure part f the town, where Scrooge had never been before, although he recognized its situation, and its bad repute. The ways were foul and narrow; the shops and houses wretched; the people half-naked, drunken, slipshod, ugly. Alleys and archways, like so many cesspools, disgorged their offences of smell, and dirt, and life, upon the straggling streets; and the whole quarter reeked with crime, with filth, and misery. Sitting in among the wares he dealt in, by a charcoal stove, made of old bricks, was a grey-haired rascal, nearly seventy years of age; who had screened himself from the cold air without, by a frowsy curtaining of miscellaneous tatters, hung upon a line; and smoked his pipe in all the luxury of calm retirement. Scrooge and the Phantom came into the presence of this man, just as a woman with a heavy bundle slunk into the shop. But she had scarcely entered, when another woman, similarly laden, came in too; and she was closely followed by a man in faded black, who was no less startled by the sight of them, than they had been upon the recognition of each other. After a short period of blank astonishment, in which the old man with the pipe had joined them, they all three burst into a laugh. CHAIRWOMAN Let the chairwoman alone to be the first. „Let the laundress alone to be the second; and let the undertaker's man alone to be the third. Look here, old Joe, here's a chance. If we haven't all three met here without meaning it. OLD JOE (removing his pipe from his mouth) You couldn't have met in a better place. Come into the parlor. You were made free of it long ago, you know; and the other two aren't strangers. Stop till I shut the door of the shop. Ah. How it shrieks. There aren?t such a rusty bit of metal in the place as its own hinges, I believe; and I'm sure there's no such old bones here, as mine. Ha, ha. We're all suitable to our calling, we're well matched. Come into the parlor. Come into the parlor. NARRATOR The parlor was the space behind the screen of rags. The old man raked the fire together with an old stair-rod, and having trimmed his smoky lamp (for it was night), with the stem of his pipe, put it in his mouth again. While he did this, the woman who had already spoken threw her bundle on the floor, and sat down in a flaunting manner on a stool; crossing her elbows on her knees, and looking with a bold defiance at the other two. CHAIRWOMAN What odds then. What odds, Mrs. Dilber. Every person has a right to take care of themselves. He always did. LAUNDRESS That's true, indeed. No man more so. OLD JOE Why then, don't stand staring as if you was afraid, woman; who's the wiser. We're not going to pick holes in each other's coats, I suppose. LAUNDRESS & UNDERTAKER No, indeed. We should hope not. CHAIRWOMAN Very well, then. That?s enough. Who's the worse for the loss of a few things like these. Not a dead man, I suppose.' LAUNDRESS No, indeed. CHAIRWOMAN If he wanted to keep them after he was dead, a wicked old screw, why wasn't he natural in his lifetime. If he had been, he'd have had somebody to look after him when he was struck with Death, instead of lying gasping out his last there, alone by himself.' LAUNDRESS It's the truest word that ever was spoke. It's a judgment on him.' CHAIRWOMAN I wish it was a little heavier judgment,. And it should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, old Joe, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain. I'm not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We know pretty well that we were helping ourselves, before we met here, I believe. It's no sin. Open the bundle, Joe. NARRATOR But the gallantry of her friends would not allow of this; and the man in faded black, mounting the breach first, produced his plunder. It was not extensive. A seal or two, a pencil-case, a pair of sleeve-buttons, and a brooch of no great value, were all. They were severally examined and appraised by old Joe, who chalked the sums he was disposed to give for each, upon the wall, and added them up into a total when he found there was nothing more to come. OLD JOE That's your account, and I wouldn't give another sixpence, if I was to be boiled for not doing it. Who's next.' NARRATOR Mrs. Dilber was next. Sheets and towels, a little wearing apparel, two old-fashioned silver teaspoons, a pair of sugar-tongs, and a few boots. Her account was stated on the wall in the same manner. OLD JOE I always give too much to ladies. It's a weakness of mine, and that's the way I ruin myself. That's your account. If you asked me for another penny, and made it an open question, I'd repent of being so liberal and knock off half-a-crown. CHAIRWOMAN And now undo my bundle, Joe. NARRATOR Joe went down on his knees for the greater convenience of opening it, and having unfastened a great many knots, dragged out a large and heavy roll of some dark stuff. OLD JOE What do you call this? Bed-curtains? CHAIRWOMAN (laughing and leaning forward on her crossed arms) Ah! Bed-curtains. OLD JOE You don't mean to say you took them down, rings and all, with him lying there. CHAIRWOMAN Yes I do. Why not? OLD JOE You were born to make your fortune and you'll certainly do it. CHAIRWOMAN I certainly shan't hold my hand, when I can get anything in it by reaching it out, for the sake of such a man as he was, I promise you, Joe. Don't drop that oil upon the blankets, now. OLD JOE His blankets? CHAIRWOMAN Whose else's do you think? He isn't likely to take cold without them, I dare say. OLD JOE I hope he didn't die of any thing catching. Eh. CHAIRWOMAN Don't you be afraid of that. I ain't so fond of his company that I'd loiter about him for such things, if he did. Ah. you may look through that shirt till your eyes ache; but you won't find a hole in it, nor a threadbare place. It's the best he had, and a fine one too. They'd have wasted it, if it hadn't been for me. OLD JOE What do you call wasting of it? CHAIRWOMAN (with a laugh) Putting it on him to be buried in, to be sure. Somebody was fool enough to do it, but I took it off again. If calico ain't good enough for such a purpose, it isn't good enough for anything. It's quite as becoming to the body. He can't look uglier than he did in that one! NARRATOR Scrooge listened to this dialogue in horror. As they sat grouped about their spoil, in the scanty light afforded by the old man's lamp, he viewed them with a detestation and disgust, which could hardly have been greater, though they demons, marketing the corpse itself. CHAIRWOMAN Ha, ha. NARRATOR laughed the same woman, when old Joe, producing a flannel bag with money in it, told out their several gains upon the ground. CHAIRWOMAN This is the end of it, you see. He frightened every one away from him when he was alive, to profit us when he was dead. Ha, ha, ha. SCROOGE (shuddering from head to foot) Spirit. I see, I see. The case of this unhappy man might be my own. My life tends that way, now. Merciful Heaven, what is this? NARRATOR He recoiled in terror, for the scene had changed, and now he almost touched a bed: a bare, uncurtained bed: on which, beneath a ragged sheet, there lay a something covered up, which, though it was dumb, announced itself in awful language. The room was very dark, too dark to be observed with any accuracy, though Scrooge glanced round it in obedience to a secret impulse, anxious to know what kind of room it was. A pale light, rising in the outer air, fell straight upon the bed; and on it, plundered nd bereft, unwatched, unwept, uncared for, was the body of this man. a NARRATOR (Scrooge glanced towards the Phantom) The cover was so carelessly adjusted that the slightest raising of it, the motion of a finger upon Scrooge's part, would have disclosed the face. He thought of it, felt how easy it would be to do, and longed to do it; but had no more power to withdraw the veil than to dismiss the specter at his side. Oh cold, cold, rigid, dreadful Death, set up thine altar here, and dress it with such terrors as thou hast at thy command: for this is thy dominion. But of the loved, revered, and honored head, thou canst not turn one hair to thy dread purposes, or make one feature odious. It is not that the hand is heavy and will fall down when released; it is not that the heart and pulse are still; but that the hand was open, generous, and true; the heart brave, warm, and tender; and the pulse a man's. Strike, Shadow, strike. And see his good deeds springing from the wound, to sow the world with life immortal. No voice pronounced these words in Scrooge's ears, and yet he heard them when he looked upon the bed. He thought, if this man could be raised up now, what would be his foremost thoughts. Avarice, hard-dealing, griping cares. They have brought him to a rich end, truly. He lay, in the dark empty house, with not a man, a woman, or a child, to say that he was kind to me in this or that, and for the memory of one kind word I will be kind to him. A cat was tearing at the door, and there was a sound of gnawing rats beneath the hearth-stone. What they wanted in the room of death, and why they were so restless and disturbed, Scrooge did not dare to think. SCROOGE Spirit, this is a fearful place. In leaving it, I shall not leave its lesson, trust me. Let us go. (a pause) I understand you, and I would do it, if I could. But I have not the power, Spirit. I have not the power. (a pause) SCROOGE Let me see some tenderness connected with a death or that dark chamber, Spirit, which we left just now, will be for ever present to me. NARRATOR The Ghost conducted him through several streets familiar to his feet; and as they went along, Scrooge looked here and there to find himself, but nowhere was he to be seen. They entered poor Bob Cratchit's house; the dwelling he had visited before; and found the mother and the children seated round the fire. Quiet. Very quiet. The noisy little Cratchits were as still as statues in one corner, and sat looking up at Peter, who had a book before him. The mother and her daughters were engaged in sewing. But surely they were very quiet. TINY TIM And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them. NARRATOR Where had Scrooge heard those words. He had not dreamed them. The boy must have read them out, as he and the Spirit crossed the threshold. Why did he not go on? The mother laid her work upon the table, and put her hand up to her face. MRS. CRATCHIT The color hurts my eyes. They're better now again. It makes them weak by candle-light; and I wouldn't show weak eyes to your father when he comes home, for the world. It must be near his time. PETER CRATCHIT Past it rather; But I think he has walked a little slower than he used, these few last evenings, mother. (They were very quiet again. At last she said, and in a steady, cheerful voice, that only faltered once) MRS. CRATCHIT I have known him walk with -- I have known him walk with Tiny Tim upon his shoulder, very fast indeed. PETER CRATCHIT And so have I. Often. BELINDA CRATCHIT And so have I. MRS. CRATCHIT (intent upon her work) But he was very light to carry, and his father loved him so, that it was no trouble: no trouble. And there is your father at the door. NARRATOR She hurried out to meet him; and little Bob in his comforter -- he had need of it, poor fellow -- came in. His tea was ready for him on the hob, and they all tried who should help him to it most. Then the two young Cratchits got upon his knees and laid, each child a little cheek, against his face, as if they said,' Don't mind it, father. Don't be grieved. Bob was very cheerful with them, and spoke pleasantly to all the family. He looked at the work upon the table, and praised the industry and speed of Mrs. Cratchit and the girls. They would be done long before Sunday, he said. PETER Father! BOB CRATCHIT Hello, wife, children…How good to see you all! And you wife. And look at this sewing. I?ve no doubt with all the industry; we?ll have a quilt to set down upon our knees in church on Sunday! MRS. CRATCHIT You made the arrangements today then Robert, for the service… to be Sunday? BOB CRATCHIT Yes, my dear. I wish you could have gone. It would have done you good to see how green a place it is. But you'll see it often. I promised him that I would walk there on a Sunday. My little, little child. My little child. NARRATOR He broke down all at once. He couldn't help it. If he could have helped it, he and his child would have been farther apart perhaps than they were. He left the room, and went up-stairs into the room above, which was lighted cheerfully, and hung with Christmas. There was a chair set close beside the child, and there were signs of some one having been there, lately. Poor Bob sat down in it, and when he had thought a little and composed himself, he kissed the little face. He was reconciled to what had happened, and went down again quite happy. They drew about the fire, and talked; the girls and mother working still. Bob told them of the extraordinary kindness of Mr. Scrooge's nephew, whom he had scarcely seen but once, and who, meeting him in the street that day, and seeing that he looked a little... BOB CRATCHIT Just a little down you know, On which, for he is the pleasantest-spoken gentleman you ever heard, I told him. "I am heartily sorry for it, Mr. Cratchit, and heartily sorry for your good wife. If I can be of service to you in any way,' he said, giving me his card,' that's where I live. Pray come to me.' Now, it wasn't,' for the sake of anything he might be able to do for us, so much as for his kind way, that this was quite delightful. It really seemed as if he had known our Tiny Tim, and felt with us. MRS. CRATCHIT I'm sure he's a good soul. BOB CRATCHIT You would be surer of it, my dear, if you saw and spoke to him. I shouldn't be at all surprised - mark what I say. -- if he got Peter a better situation. MRS. CRATCHIT Only hear that, Peter! MARTHA CRATCHIT And then, Peter will be keeping company with some one, and setting up for himself. PETER CRATCHIT (grinning) Get along with you. BOB CRATCHIT It's just as likely as not, one of these days; though there's plenty of time for that, my dear. But however and when ever we part from one another, I am sure we shall none of us forget poor Tiny Tim -- shall we -- or this first parting that there was among us. ALL CRATCHITS Never, father. BOB CRATCHIT And I know, I know, my dears, that when we recollect how patient and how mild he was; although he was a little, little child; we shall not quarrel easily among ourselves, and forget poor Tiny Tim in doing it. ALL CRATCHITS No, never, father. BOB CRATCHIT I am very happy: I am very happy. NARRATOR Mrs. Cratchit kissed him, his daughters kissed him, the two young Cratchits kissed him, and Peter and himself shook hands. Spirit of Tiny Tim, thy childish essence was from God. SCROOGE Specter, something informs me that our parting moment is at hand. I know it, but I know not how. Tell me what man that was whom we saw lying dead. NARRATOR The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come conveyed him, as before -- though at a different time, he thought: indeed, there seemed no order in these latter visions, save that they were in the Future -- into the resorts of business men, but showed him not himself. Indeed, the Spirit did not stay for anything, but went straight on, as to the end just now desired, until besought by Scrooge to tarry for a moment. SCROOGE This courts through which we hurry now, is where my place of occupation is, and has been for a length of time. I see the house. Let me behold what I shall be, in days to come. The Spirit stopped; the hand was pointed elsewhere. SCROOGE The house is yonder. Why do you point away? NARRATOR Scrooge hastened to the window of his office, and looked in. It was an office still, but not his. The furniture was not the same, and the figure in the chair was not himself. The Phantom pointed as before. He joined it once again, and wondering why and whither he had gone, accompanied it until they reached an iron gate. He paused to look round before entering. A churchyard. Here, then, the wretched man whose name he had now to learn, lay underneath the ground. It was a worthy place. Walled in by houses; overrun by grass and weeds, the growth of vegetation's death, not life; choked up with too much burying; fat with repleted appetite. A worthy place. The Spirit stood among the graves, and pointed down to One. He advanced towards it trembling. The Phantom was exactly as it had been, but he dreaded that he saw new meaning in its solemn shape. SCROOGE Before I draw nearer to that stone to which you point, answer me one question. Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only? (a pause) SCROOGE Men's courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered in, they must lead. But if the courses be departed from, the ends will change. Say it is thus with what you show me. (a pause) NARRATOR Scrooge crept towards it, trembling as he went; and following the finger, read upon the stone of the neglected grave his own name... EBENEZER SCROOOOOGE! SCROOGE (upon his knees) Am I that man who lay upon the bed? (a pause) No, Spirit. Oh no, no. (a pause) SCROOGE (tight clutching at its robe) Spirit, hear me. I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope? a pause) ( SCROOGE Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life. (a pause) SCROOGE I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone. (Holding up his hands in a last prayer to have his fate aye reversed, he saw an alteration in the Phantom's hood and dress. It shrunk, collapsed, and dwindled down into a bedpost.) Stave 5: The End of It NARRATOR Yes! and the bedpost was his own. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in! SCROOGE I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. Oh Jacob Marley. Heaven, and the Christmas Time be praised for this. I say it on my knees, old Jacob, on my knees. NARRATOR He was so fluttered and so glowing with his good intentions, that his broken voice would scarcely answer to his call. He had been sobbing violently in his conflict with the Spirit, and his face was wet with tears. SCROOGE They are not torn down. They are not torn down, rings and all. They are here -- I am here -- the shadows of the things that would have been, may be dispelled. They will be. I know they will. NARRATOR His hands were busy with his garments all this time; turning them inside out, putting them on upside down, tearing them, mislaying them, making them parties to every kind of extravagance. SCROOGE (laughing and crying in the same breath; and making a perfect Laocoon of himself with his stockings) I don't know what to do. I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a schoolboy. I am as giddy as a drunken man. A Merry Christmas to everybody. A happy New Year to all the world. Hallo here. Whoop. Hallo. NARRATOR He had frisked into the sitting-room, and was now standing there: perfectly winded. SCROOGE (starting off again, and going round the fireplace) There's the saucepan that the gruel was in. There's the door, by which the Ghost of Jacob Marley entered. There's the corner where the Ghost of Christmas Present, sat. There's the window where I saw the wandering Spirits. It's all right, it's all true, it all happened. Ha ha ha. NARRATOR Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years, it was a splendid laugh, a most illustrious laugh. The father of a long, long line of brilliant laughs. SCROOGE I don't know what day of the month it is. I don't know how long I've been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby. Hallo. Whoop. Hallo here. NARRATOR He was checked in his transports by the churches ringing out the lustiest peals he had ever heard. SOUND: Clash, clang, hammer; ding, dong, bell. Bell, dong, ding; hammer, clang, clash. SCROOGE Oh, glorious, glorious. NARRATOR Running to the window, he opened it, and put out his head. No fog, no mist; clear, bright, jovial, stirring, cold; cold, piping for the blood to dance to; Golden sunlight; Heavenly sky; sweet fresh air; merry bells. SCROOGE Oh, glorious. Glorious. What's to-day? NARRATOR ... calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him. INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD (with all his might of wonder) Eh.? SCROOGE What's to-day, my fine fellow? INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD To-day? Why, Christmas Day. SCROOGE It's Christmas Day. I haven't missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow.' INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD Hallo! SCROOGE Do you know the Poulterer's, in the next street but one, at the corner? INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD I should hope I did. SCROOGE An intelligent boy. A remarkable boy. Do you know whether they've sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there -- Not the little prize Turkey: the big one. INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD What, the one as big as me? SCROOGE I mean the turkey the size of you, yes. INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD It's hanging there now. SCROOGE Is it? Go and buy it. INTELLIGENT, FINE LAD Walk-er? SCROOGE No, no, I am in earnest. Go and buy it, and tell them to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown. NARRATOR The boy was off like a shot. He must have had a steady hand at a trigger who could have got a shot off half so fast. SCROOGE (rubbing his hands, and splitting with a laugh) I'll send it to Bon Cratchit's . He shan't know who sends it. It's twice the size of Tiny Tim. Joe Miller never made such a joke as sending it to Bob's will be.' NARRATOR The hand in which he wrote the address was not a steady one, but write it he did, somehow, and went down-stairs to open the street door, ready for the coming of the poulterer's man. As he stood there, waiting his arrival, the knocker caught his eye. SCROOGE I shall love it, as long as I live. I scarcely ever looked at it before. What an honest expression it has in its face. It's a wonderful knocker. MAN Here's the Turkey. Hallo. Whoop. How are you? Merry Christmas.! SCROOGE Why, it's impossible to carry that to Camden Town, you must have a cab. NARRATOR The chuckle with which he said this, and the chuckle with which he paid for the Turkey, and the chuckle with which he paid for the cab, and the chuckle with which he recompensed the boy, were only to be exceeded by the chuckle with which he sat down breathless in his chair again, and chuckled till he cried. Shaving was not an easy task, for his hand continued to shake very much; and shaving requires attention, even when you don't dance while you are at it. But if he had cut the end of his nose off, he would have put a piece of sticking-plaster over it, and been quite satisfied. He dressed himself all in his best, and at last got out into the streets. The people were by this time pouring forth, as he had seen them with the Ghost of Christmas Present; and walking with his hands behind him, Scrooge regarded every one with a delighted smile. He looked so irresistibly pleasant, in a word, that three or four good-humored fellows said,' Good morning, sir. A merry Christmas to you.' And Scrooge said often afterwards, that of all the blithe sounds he had ever heard, those were the blithest in his ears. He had not gone far, when coming on towards him he beheld the portly gentleman, who had walked into his counting-house the day before, and said,' Scrooge and Marley's, I believe.' It sent a pang across his heart to think how this old gentleman would look upon him when they met; but he knew what path lay straight before him, and he took it. Quickening his pace, and taking the old gentleman by both his hands... SCROOGE My dear sir. How do you do? I hope you succeeded yesterday. It was very kind of you. A merry Christmas to you, sir.' GENTLEMAN #1 Mr. Scrooge? SCROOGE Yes. That is my name, and I fear it may not be pleasant to you. Allow me to ask your pardon. And will you have the goodness... (Here Scrooge whispered in his ear.) GENTLEMAN #1 (as if his breath were taken away.) Lord bless me! GENTLEMAN #2 My dear Mr. Scrooge, are you serious? SCROOGE If you please. Not a farthing less. A great many back-payments are included in it, I assure you. Will you do me that favor? GENTLEMAN #2 My dear sir. I don't know what to say to such munificence.' SCROOGE Don't say anything please. Come and see me. Will you come and see me? GENTLEMAN #1 We will. SCROOGE Thank you. I am much obliged to you. I thank you fifty times. Bless you. NARRATOR He went to church, and walked about the streets, and watched the people hurrying to and fro, and patted children on the head, and questioned beggars, and looked down into the kitchens of houses, and up to the windows, and found that everything could yield him pleasure. He had never dreamed that any walk -- that anything -- could give him so much happiness. In the afternoon he turned his steps towards his nephew's house. He passed the door a dozen times, before he had the courage to go up and knock. But he made a dash, and did it: FRED Why bless my soul. Who's that? SCROOGE It's I. Your uncle Scrooge. I have come to dinner. Will you let me in, Fred? NARRATOR Let him in. It is a mercy he didn't shake his arm off. He was at home in five minutes. Nothing could be heartier. His niece looked just the same. So did Topper when he came. So did the plump sister when she came. So did every one when they came. Wonderful party, wonderful games, wonderful unanimity, wonderful happiness. But he was early at the office next morning. Oh, he was early there. If he could only be there first, and catch Bob Cratchit coming late. That was the thing he had set his heart upon. And he did it; yes, he did. The clock struck nine. No Bob. A quarter past. No Bob. He was full eighteen minutes and a half behind his time. Scrooge sat with his door wide open, that he might see him come into the Tank. His hat was off, before he opened the door; his comforter too. He was on his stool in a jiffy; driving away with his pen, as if he were trying to overtake nine o'clock. SCROOGE (growled Scrooge, in his accustomed voice, as near as he could feign it) Hallo. What do you mean by coming here at this time of day.' BOB CRATCHIT I am very sorry, sir. I am behind my time. SCROOGE You are. Yes. I think you are. Step this way, sir, if you please. BOB CRATCHIT It's only once a year, sir,' pleaded Bob, appearing from the Tank. `It shall not be repeated. I was making rather merry yesterday, sir.' SCROOGE Now, I'll tell you what, my friend, I am not going to stand this sort of thing any longer. ...and therefore I am about to raise your salary. NARRATOR Bob trembled, and got a little nearer to the ruler. He had a momentary idea of knocking Scrooge down with it, holding him, and calling to the people in the court for help and a strait-waistcoat. SCROOGE A merry Christmas, Bob. A merrier Christmas, Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year. I'll raise your salary, and Endeavour to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob. Make up the fires, and buy another coal-scuttle before you dot another I, Bob Cratchit.' NARRATOR Scrooge was better than his word. He did it all, and infinitely more; and to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father. He became as good a friend, as good a master, and as good a man, as the good old city knew, or any other good old city, town, or borough, in the good old world. Some people laughed to see the alteration in him, but he let them laugh, and little heeded them; for he was wise enough to know that nothing ever happened on this globe, for good, at which some people did not have their fill of laughter in the outset; and knowing that such as these would be blind anyway, he thought it quite as well that they should wrinkle up their eyes in grins, as have the malady in less attractive forms. His own heart laughed: and that was quite enough for him. He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, ALL God bless Us, Every One!