心花路放的英文台词(部分,英语roleplay可用)

为后面“我尼玛”那一段的英文台词Hey,comeback.comeback,youhearme?Stopembarrassingme,youjerk.Gogogogogo.Putyourpantsbackon!Honey,it’sthem.Whatthefuck…Hey,hey,hey.Where’sthatbitch?U-hnn?Lookatit!Ijusthadaplasticsurgery,seehowit’sfucked!Whatdoyousay?I’msorry,we’llcompensate!20grand!What?20grand?Whatthefuck…Idon’thaveenoughcash.I’llgiveyouall!ThisisallthemoneyIhave.I’msorry,Madame.Nowyoucallme‘Madame’?Whatdidyoucallmebefore?Loveme?Say!Lovemeornot?Yes,Iloveyou.Whatthefuck…loveboss’swife?No,no,no,Idon’tloveher.Tellmeitwasamistake.Yes,itwasamistake.Sayitwithheart!Fromyourheart!Youweresuchanexcellentdirectorminutesago.Youweresuperb.I’msorry,Iwasatotalidiot.Sorry,Iwasatotalidiot.Iwasatotalidiot.Nicetattoo.Areyoumafia?No,no,no.Didyouaskmygirlfriendtoentertainyou?Yes,yes!It’shim!You…standuponthat.Entertainme.Singasongforme.”where’stheroad?”Whatthefuck…Men,aduetisbetter.Iamabettersinger.Getupthere.“Gettheluggageready.Geltthehorseready.We’llsetoutatsunrise…”Louder!Wewillrestatsunset…Continue.LaLaLa…Stopsinging.Stopsinging.Stopsinging!Getbacktothestage.Youhavenoidea…Whatthefuck…Killhim!Noneedtobeangry.I’llkillhim.Moveaway.Aaaaaaa……!!!!!!Comeon,comeon,killme.Brother!Comeonandkillme.You!Don’tmove.Standrightthere.Oh,brother!Whatnow?youwantmoreentertainment?Oh,brother…Youlikemusic,don’tyou?Oh,brother…You’restillyoung.You’restillyoung.Ifyoucommitmurder,youlifeisover.Singasongforme.”I’mahappylamb”,20times.Sing,quickly!Irallycan’t.Singit!I’mahappylamb…Fuckoff.Continuesinging.I’mahappylamb…Whatthefuck…DidIaskyoutomove?Whosaidyoucouldmove?DidIsaythatyoucouldmove?Ididn’tmove.“I’mjustalamb..”Louder!“I’mjustalamb..”Singitlouder.Whatthefuck…Ibegyou,brother…Whatthefuck…Ican’t,brother,Ireallycan’tsing,brother…Areyoulaughing?Iwasbeatenupbythoseguys,youwerejuststandingthere,laughing.Isthatright?Canyoutrytobenormalforonce,youjerk?Whatthehelldoyoumeanby“normal”?Theyaskedmetogetuphere,soIdid.Theyaskedmetosing,soIdid.Lookatyou!Damnit.You’vebecomesuchaloser!Iwasaloserinthepast,andIamalosernow.Iamstupid!I’mnotyou.Youflirtwithgirls.You’re…theperfectlover.Youuseguns.Youshotthegun…Whowereyou,Leontheprofissional?