查莉成长日记中英台词对照版SEGoodLuckCharlie

好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第三集S01E03TheCuriousCaseofMr.DabneyHi,Charlie.it'syourbigsisterTeddywithmyvideodiary.嘿Charlie这是你姐姐Teddy在录视频日记Sotoday,Iwanttotalktoyouaboutbestfriends.今天我要和你聊聊关于好朋友的话题Youbraggingaboutmeagain?你又在夸耀我了吧Huh.yeah,thisisIvy.she'smyBFF.噢这是Ivy她是我的最好的朋友I'malsoherhero,我还是她的英雄Thewindbeneathherwings,thehipinherhop,她是锅来我是盖她是风儿我是沙Thepeanuttoherbutter.她是绿叶我是花-Iam---themouththatwouldn'tshut.-我就是-那张说个没完的嘴Let'sseehowwe'relooking.瞧瞧我们看上去如何Perfect!很完美-I'ddateus.-I'dmarryus.-我都想同咱俩约会-我都想同咱俩结婚Sowhat'sthebignews?好吧有什么重大新闻吗youarenotgonnabelievewhatIdidforyou你绝对不敢相信我为你做了什么Isawthecutestguyworkingatthemallfoodcourt我看到了一个超帅的男孩在商场的美食广场工作Andpausefordramaticeffect为了戏剧效果我们暂停一下TomorrowI'mgoingtotalktohim.明天我要过去跟他搭讪Howisthissomethingyou'redoingforme?这算哪门子你为我做的事Maybehehasafriend.thecuteonesalwayshaveafriend.也许他还有朋友啊可爱的人总会有朋友的Imean,Ihaveyou,right?就像我有你对吧Hi,girls.Whatyoudoing?嘿姑娘们忙什么呢Nothin'.没什么-How'sitgoing,Ivy?-Realgood.-最近好吗Ivy-很好Ignoreher.she'llgoaway.别理她她就会走开的Yougirlsarealwaysonthosephones.你们这些孩子总是在玩手机-Whoareyoutextingnow?-Nobody.-你在和谁发短信呢-没和谁发IwishIcoulddothat.真希望我也会发短信Hey,thenyouandIcouldtexteachother.嘿那样的话你和我就能互相发短信了Wouldn'tthatbefun?那样岂不是很好玩Ohmygosh,mom,I'dlovethat!哦天呐妈妈那样就太棒了Eww!才怪-Idon'tthinkIcantextfromthisphone.-oh,well.-但是我学不会怎么发短信-哦那就没办法啦Sureyoucan,MissD.what'syournumber?你肯定能学会的Duncan女士你手机号多少Fivefivefive,zeroonethreefour.555-0134Notignoring.别理她啊Whatisthatnoise?什么声音Ijustsentyouatext.我刚给你发了条短信Justhitthatbuttontoreadit.按一下这个键就可以看了Well,lookatthat.哦快看啊Oh,that'sfunny,Ivy.哦果然很好玩IvyThenyourresponseis"lol."那你就该回复个"lol""laughoutloud."就是“放声大笑”No--no,mom.youdon'tdoit,youtypeit.不是不是的不是让你笑出声来而是把它打出来Orifyouwanttogetalittlesaucy,如果你想更俏皮点的话Youcanwink.你可以眨下眼Notthere.There.不是真眨是打出来Justasemicolonandparentheses.就是打一个分号和括号Oh,thatdoeslooklikeawink.哦看起来确实像在眨眼睛Ican'tbelieveI'mfinallyatexter.真不敢相信我也会发短信了Let'sseeifitworksfromthekitchen!来看看我从厨房发短信你们能不能收到-"WHYD"?-Whathaveyoudone?-"WHYD"-看你干的好事Day'sallburnttoast生活搞得一团糟Runninglate,anddadsays就要迟到爸爸在叫Hasanybodyseenmyleftshoe我左脚的鞋子有没有人看到Iclosemyeyes,takeabite我闭上双眼咬口早餐Grabaride,laughoutloud跳上车子放声大笑Thereitisupontheroof就在这里我们的家I'vebeenthere,I'vesurvived我也曾这样生活我已经顺利走过Sojusttakemyadvice所以请听取我的建议Hanginthere,baby,thingsarecrazy宝贝不要放弃世界有很多疯狂无奈ButIknowyourfutureisbright可是我知道你会有美好未来Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Thereisnomaybe不要怀疑Everythingturnsoutallright一切终会如你所愿Surelifeisupanddown生活有悲有喜Buttrustme,itcomesbackallaround可是请相信我坚持就有好结果You'regonnalovewhoyouturnouttobe你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Yeah!耶Yeah,thisiswaymorefunsinceyou'velearnedhowtoclap.自从你学会鼓掌后这就比以前好玩多了Don'tignoreme!别装作没听见WhenItellyoutodosomething,Iexpectyoutodoit!每次我跟你说去做什么事的时候我希望你真的去做Getoffmyback,woman!少啰嗦老女人Youwantmeoffyourback?Icanarrangethat.你想我少啰嗦吗我求之不得呢Charlie,thoseareourneighbors,theDabneys.Charlie他们是我们的邻居Dabney一家They'vebeenmarriedalongtime.他们已经结婚很久很久了Hey,PJ,嘿PJIjustkickedthefootballintotheDabneys'backyard.我刚把橄榄球踢进Dabney家的后院了Willyougogetit?你能去把它拿回来嘛Noway!they'regoingatitagain.没门他们又得发飙了-Well,whataboutthefootball?-Whocares?-那橄榄球怎么办-谁在乎啊It'sgone.Kissitgoodbye.它已经没了和它告别吧Well,I'mgladtohearyousaythat好吧我很高兴你这么说Becauseitwasyourfootball.因为那是你的橄榄球Ha!Iwarnedyou!哈我早警告过你的That'swhatyougetforbeingabadhusband!这就是你当恶丈夫的下场Andnowyou'redead!现在你终于死了Issomebodyouthere?外面有人吗Who'southere?谁在外面-Where'sthefootball?-Forgetthefootball!-橄榄球呢-别提橄榄球了MrsDabneyjustmurderedMrDabney!Dabney太太刚把Dabney先生谋杀了What?!什么Iheardhertalkingtohiscorpse.我听到了她和他的尸体说话Itwaschilling.吓死我了JustsoI'mclear,youdidn'tgetthefootball?你直说我就能明白橄榄球你没拿回来对吗-I'mserious,Gabe.-Comeon.-我是认真的Gabe-拜托MrsDabneymaybeamean,vicious,cruel,Dabney太太也许是个小气恶毒残忍horrible,nastyoldwitch,可怕讨厌的老巫婆Butshe'dneverdosomethinglikethat.但是她不可能干出这种事的-Youdon'tbelieveme?-No.-你不相信我吗-不信Fine.fine,I'llproveit.好吧好吧我会证明给你看的Comehere,Gabe.过来GabeHello?喂IsMrDabneyhome?Dabney先生在家吗He...can'tcometothephone.他现在接不了电话Interesting.奇怪了Whoisthis?你是谁Uh--I'msomesortofsalesman.呃我算是个推销员吧Gabe,isthatyou?Gabe是你吗Whywouldyouassumemynameisgabe?你为什么认为我叫GabeBecauseIhavecallerID.因为我有来电显示Oh.thenyeah,it'sGabe.哦是的我是GabeHey!嘿Whoo!She'scoolunderpressure,I'llgiveherthat.哇她在重压之下还是很冷静啊起码我能确认这一点-PJ,she'snotamurderer.-IheardwhatIheard,gabe.-PJ她不是凶手-我听得很清楚GabeWhydon'tyoubelieveme?你为什么不肯相信我Becauseyou'reyouandyougetthingswrong.因为这是你说的啊而你总是把事情搞错Whatareyousaying,thatI'mdumb?你什么意思觉得我是白痴吗Well,no.呃不是You'rejustnotvery...你只是不怎么-thinky.-thinky?-动脑筋-动脑筋Gabe,whywouldyousaysomethinglikethat?Gabe你为什么这么说'causemomsaidIcan'tcallyoudumb.因为妈妈不许我叫你白痴Itissopathetic.太悲剧了Mymom'sinthekitchentextingaway.我妈妈居然在厨房发短信呢Gosh,I'dhatetobeontheotherendofthatconversation.天呐和她聊短信的那个人可有得受了Whoareyoutexting?你在和谁发短信呢-Yourmom.-Iamsosorry.-你妈妈-我很抱歉Look,IpromiseI'llgetheroutofyourhair.听着我保证会让她不再烦你的No,it'sokay.Yourmom'scool.不没事的你妈妈挺酷的Mymomiswhat?我妈妈挺什么Andshe'sreallyfunny.而且她真的很风趣Mymomiswhat?我妈妈很什么Wait,that'sheragain.等下她又发短信来了Whatareyoutalkingaboutwithmymom?你在和我妈妈聊什么呢-Nothing.-Nothing?!-没什么-没什么That'swhatwesaytoher!从来都是我们这么敷衍她的Holdon,Ihaveto"lol"her.等下我得回个"lol"给她Okay,well"lol"hasofficiallylostallmeaning.好吧看来"lol"已经失去它的意义了I'msorry.isthisaproblemforyou?我很抱歉你有什么不满的吗No,Ijustthinkit'salittlebitinappropriate.不我只是觉得这样有点不太合适Inappropriate?Nowyousoundlikemymother.不太合适你现在说话的口气跟我妈妈一样了Well,howwouldyouknowwhatyourmothersoundslike?是吗你怎么知道你妈妈口气是什么样的You'vebeenspendingsomuchtimewithmine!你都花了这么多时间和我妈妈泡在一起了Whatareyougettingsowhackedabout?你有什么别扭的啊Youdidn'twanttotexther.你又不愿意跟她发短信Wellyeah,that'sbecauseshe'smymom,notmyfriend.没错那是因为她是我妈妈不是我朋友Wouldn'tyoubeweirdedoutifIwastextingyourmom?如果我给你妈妈发短信你就不觉得很怪异吗Yes.Becauseshedoesn'thaveacellphone.会啊因为她都没有手机Look,T,ifyou'renotcoolwiththis,听着T如果不喜欢这样I'lljuststop.我就不再发了Nono,Idon'tcare.Imean,it'safreecountry.不用我才不在乎呢我是说这是个自由国家Gocrazy--textmymom,继续疯吧给我妈妈发短信IMmydad,video-chatmyauntHelen.给我爸爸发即时消息和我姑姑Helen视频聊天Ooh!yourauntHelen?哦说起你的姑姑HelenYourmomsayssheisdabombdiggitty!你妈妈说她超炫Mymomreallysaid"dabombdiggitty"?我妈妈真的说了“超炫”吗Well,Imayhaveaddedthatpart.那个也可能是我自己加上的吧PJ,you'vegottostopwatchingthesemysteries.PJ你不能再看那些悬疑推理电影了NotuntilifigureouthowtocatchMrsDabney.在没找到抓住Dabney太太的方法之前我是不会罢休的Theseoldmoviesaregonnahelpmedothat.这些老电影会教我怎么破案的That'slikesayingcartoonswillteachyou这就好比说动画片能教你穿墙术howtorunthroughwalls.这就好比说动画片能教你穿墙术Learnedthatthehardway.我吃过苦头知道那行不通Mom!Canyougetthat?!妈妈你能去开门吗Sure,I'llgetthedoor.Iamalotclosertoit.没问题我来开了我比你离门近多了Hello,Mrs.dabney.你好Dabney夫人-Hello.-Comeonin.-你好-请进吧Headsup!killerinthehouse.小心杀人犯来家里了Whathavetheydonethistime?他们这次又闯什么祸了Foronce,nothing--thatIknowof.就这一次据我所知还没闯祸It'snicetoseeyoutoo.我也很高兴见到你I'dliketospeakwithyourhusband,please.我想和你丈夫说点事谢谢I'lllethimknowyou'rehere.我这就告诉他你来找他了I'matexternow.我现在开始用短信了I'mtexting.我正给他发短信呢Reallyspeedsthingsup.真是事半功倍啊Somebodyloseaballtoday?今天谁丢球了吗Possibly.Didyouloseanythingtoday,MrsDabney?也许吧你今天失去什么了吗Dabney夫人Honey,whatdoesthismean"somebody'satthedoof."亲爱的这什么意思“有人在doof”OMG!我的老天Imeant"door"!我是想说在门口的TTYL.等会再和你说WhatcanIdoforyou,MrsDabney?有什么事吗Dabney夫人-You'reanexterminator,right?-pestcontrolspecialist.-你是专门杀虫的是吗-我是害虫防治专家MaybeyoucanhelpmewithaproblemI'mhaving.也许你可以帮我解决这个问题HowdoIgetthesmellofdeathoutofmyhouse?我该怎么除去家里那股死尸的味道WillyouturnthatTVdown?你能把电视声音关小点吗Soyouthinksomethingdiedinyourhouse?那么你觉得你家里有什么东西死了吗Oh,Iknowsomethingisdead哦我知道有东西死了Well,firstthingyou'regonnahavetodo好吧你首先要做的就是islocateanddisposeofthecarcass.找到尸体然后丢掉IsupposeyoucouldgetMrDabneytodothat.我想这事你可以让Dabney先生去做Oh,MrDabneywon'tbedoinganything哦Dabney先生得有段时间不能做家务了aroundthehouseforawhile--哦Dabney先生得有段时间不能做家务了Alongwhile.he's...gone.得有很长一段时间他走了Youknowwhat,wouldyoujustturnitoff?知道吗你们不如把电视关掉算了What'swrongwithyourboystoday?你的儿子们今天中什么邪了Ijustgothere.我才刚看到他们Um,allright,oldtrickofthetrade呃好吧教你个干我们这行的老办法Getyourselfsomemaplesyrup,putitonthestove,你找些枫树糖浆放在灶上Letitsimmer--thatshouldgetridofthesmell.慢慢炖这样就能除掉那个味道Thankyou.That'sveryusefulinformation.谢了你的建议对我帮助不小Bye,boys.再见了孩子们"ITBOOTP""ITBOOTP"Whatdoesthatstandfor?这又是什么意思Inthebathroomoutoftoiletpaper!卫生间没有手纸了TMI!不用说这么具体Ican'tbelieveit,butyouwereright!真是不敢相信你真的说对了MrsDabneydidit.Dabney夫人真的杀人了Wow!thisiswhatitfeelsliketoberight,huh?哇说对事的感觉原来是这样的啊Ilikeit!我喜欢这感觉Toobadsomebodyhadtodie,but--真可惜有人死了不过-Whatarewegonnadonow?-Ihavetotellmomanddad!-你现在打算怎么办-我必须得告诉爸爸妈妈They'renevergonnabelieveyou.他们不会相信你的Ididn'tbelieveyouandI'mten.我才十岁我都不肯信你Well,thenweneedproof.那我们要找证据了AndIhavetowarnyou,Gabe,untilwegetthatproof,而且我必须要警告你Gabe在我们找到证据之前Ourlivesmaybeindanger.我们生命只怕还处于危险之中Ithoughtweturnedthatoff.我以为我们已经把电视关了呢What'dyougetfornumbernine?第九个题你怎么答的Switzerland.瑞士Well,that'soddsincewe'redoingmath.是吗这个很奇怪因为我们是在做数学-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨Mom,whatareyoudoinghere?妈你来这儿干吗Youweren'tsupposedtopickmeupatfive.才五点还不到你接我的时候啊TeddyleftamessageandsaidtocomebyearlyTeddy给我留言让我早点来Somethingabout"chilling"?有些关于“放松”的事Yeah,that'sright.是的没错ThoughtyourmomandIcouldchillforalittlewhile.我想你妈妈和我可以一起放松一会儿Really?Thisiswhatyou'redoing?是吗这就是你的打算吗Yeahwell,thisiswhatwe'redoing,是的这就是我们的打算Soifyouwillexcuseus,如果你不介意的话-We'dlikealittleprivacyplease.-Sure.fine.-我们两个想单独聊聊-当然不介意你们聊吧I'llbeinthekitchenwithyourmom.我会去厨房和你妈妈聊聊Comeonover.坐这儿来Sitdownnexttome,girlfriend.坐我旁边闺蜜What'sthisallabout?Isivyintrouble?这是怎么回事啊Ivy惹麻烦了吗Oh,no.哦不是的Isshebackonthechocolate?她是不是又吃巧克力上瘾了Nonono,Ivy'sfine.不是不是不是的Ivy没事Ijustwantedtospendsometimewithoneofthecoolmoms.我只是想花点时间和一位很酷的妈妈一起玩会儿-You.-Oh.-就是你-哦Okay.好吧Iloveyouroutfit.Where'dyougetit?你喜欢你的外套你在哪儿弄的Mycloset.我的衣橱Youaresofunny.Ibetyougetthatalot,right?你真风趣啊我敢赌很多人都这么说你吧对吧-No.-no?-没有-没有吗Arewedonechilling?我们放松完了吗Yes.yes,weare.Becauseitistimetopar-tay.是的结束了现在该是派对时间了Let'sgetjamstarted.让我们舞动起来吧Yeah!comeon,MissW!Letyourfreakflagfly!耶来吧W女士疯狂一下Yeah!耶That'skindofloud.Couldyoulowerthat,please?这个有点吵你能关小点儿声吗Yeah.好的Alittlebitmore.再关小点儿Alittlebitmore.再关小点儿Perfect.好了Uh,hey,wanttodosomethingfun?呃嘿你想玩点好玩的吗Ilikemakingthesevideodiariesformybabysister.我喜欢给我妹妹拍视频日记Sohowaboutwesayhi?我们一起给她打个招呼吧Hi,Charlie.it'steddyhere你好Charlie这里是TeddyWithmynewfriendMrswentz.以及我的新朋友Wentz夫人Hello.你好Let'sseehowwelook.让我们看看效果怎么样Ooh,I'ddateus.Wouldn'tyou?哦我都想同咱俩约会你说呢I'mmarried.我都结婚了Okay,that'senoughofthat.好吧视频到此为止吧Now,youknowwhat?We'vebeendoingalotofmyfunstuff.知道吗我们一直在玩我喜欢玩的东西Tellme--tellmeaboutyou.whatdoyouliketodoforfun?跟我聊聊你自己吧你平时都喜欢玩些什么-Iliketoknit.-Ooh!-我喜欢织毛衣-哦Thatissocoolbecause...because...anythingelse?那个很酷啊因为因为你还喜欢别的什么吗-Iliketoread.-Oh,yeah?Metoo.-我喜欢看书-哦是吗我也喜欢Whatkindofstuffdoyouliketoread?你喜欢看什么书呢Knittingmagazines针织杂志That'sawesome.Imean,wehavesomuchincommon.太炫了我是说我们有这么多共同之处Youknow,onceIstartreadingknittingmagazines,你知道吗我一看针织杂志Whichyou'repullingoutofyourbag.就是你从你包里抽出来的这种Okay,she'sgone.好了她走了Here'showthisisgonnagodown.计划是这样的I'mgonnajumpoverthefence,youhandCharlietome.我先跳过这个篱笆你再把Charlie递给我-Andthen---OrIcouldjustwalkthroughthegate-然后-或者我直接从这个门进来Likethis.就像这样Youdidknowtherewasagate,right?你知道这儿有个门吧Yes.wouldIberidingontopofitifIdidn't?是的我都骑在门上了怎么会不知道呢Nowwhat?现在怎么办Nowit'stimetobeinoperation"catchakiller"...现在我们该缉拿凶手归案了Whilebabysitting.同时得照看宝宝So,whatarewelookingfor?那么我们要找什么Evidence,clues,aweapon.证据线索还有凶器MrDabney'srottingcorpsewouldbenice.要能找到Dabney先生的尸体也不错Ohmygosh,that'shorrible!哦天呐这也太可怕了-What?whatdoyousee?-Thatpaintcolor---什么东西你看到什么了-那面墙的涂装颜色It'ssowrongforthatroom!和这个房间太不融洽了-Iwatchalotofdesignshows.-Focus!-我看了很多类的节目-集中注意力-Look.Something'smoving.-Where?-快看有东西在动-哪里Bythecouch,right--rightthere.沙发旁边就在那儿-It'sababy!-It'sCharlie!-是个婴儿-是CharlieNo,it'snot.charlie'srightover--不怎么可能Charlie就在insidethemurderhouse!在发生杀人案的屋子里Okay,trytostaywithmenow好的尽量跟上我Becausewe'regoingtogetalittlewild.我们要来个有点难度的了Insteadofknitone,purltwo,不再是平织一针反织两针Wekickituptoknitone,purlthree!我们提高到平织一针然后反织三针Isthatevenlegal?那样合法吗Idon'tknow,我不知道ButIjustlikelivingdangerously!但是我喜欢在危险中生活Okay,I'mgonnagogetsomethingtodrink.好吧我去拿点饮料-Doyouwantanything?-Oh,notnow.-你要喝什么吗-哦暂时不用I'minthezone!我现在进入状态了Whatyoudoinginhere?你来在这儿干吗Givingup.宣告放弃Didshesuckthelifeoutofyou?她让你痛不欲生了吧Yeah,prettymuch.是的差不多吧NowyouseewhyI'malwaysatyourhouse.现在你知道我为什么老是泡在你家了吧Yeah,I'msosorry.嗯我很抱歉Iwasbeingselfishwithmymom.And在你和我妈妈的事上我太自私了AndeventhoughIthinkit'salittlebitweird,尽管我还是认为这有些怪异Youcantextherasmuchasyouwant.不过现在你想怎么给她发短信就怎么发吧IthinkIgotabetteridea.我想到了个更好的主意Andthen,getthis,然后呢记好了Ifyoutypeinasemicolonparentheses,如果你打个分号和括号-Yougeta---Winkyface!-就会出现-眨眼的情Ihavegottogetacellphone.我得去买个手机了Ilikeit.Youputourmomstogether我喜欢这个主意你让我们的妈妈腻在一起Andtheyleaveusalone.Youarebrilliant.这样她们就不会再来烦我们了你真是天才See,thisiswhywe'reBFFs.瞧这就是为什么我们是最好的朋友I'mbrilliantandyourecognizeit.我负责做个聪明人而你负责赏识我NowifItype"ROTF."如果我打ROTFDoIactuallyhavetorollonthefloor?那我是不是真的要在地上打滚Ithoughtthesamethingatfirst,我刚开始也这么想的Butno.但是不用This'llgetherout.这玩意儿能把她吸引出来Charlielovesthingsthatrattle.Charlie喜欢叮当作响的东西Okay,girl.Charlie,comeon.好吧Charlie快来吧Getthekeys.Getthekeys!过来拿钥匙过来拿钥匙Aw,man!Idroppedthekeys.噢老天我把钥匙弄掉了Fantastic!这下好了Nowwecan'tgetintoourhouseeither.现在我们连自己的家都回不了了-Idon'tseecharlie.Where'dshego?-Oh,theresheis.-我看不到Charlie了她去哪儿了-哦她在那儿Wait,whatissheputtingonherhead,等等她把什么戴自己头上了Adishtowel?洗碗布吗MrsDabney'sunderpants!是Dabney夫人的内裤Oh!噢-Man!-Oh-ho!-天呐-噢Comeon,wegottagetheroutofthere.快点我们得把她从房里弄出来Yeah,comeon.嗯快来Whatareyoudoinginmyyard?你们在我的院子里干嘛We'reheretohelpyouwithyourgroceries.我们想过来帮你提东西Youwanttobehelpful?你愿意帮忙吗Iliketotrynewthings.我喜欢尝试新鲜事物Here,letmegiveyouahandwiththat.来让我帮你提那个Icanhandlethegroceries.这个我能自己搞定Butaslongasyou'rehere,但是既然你们来了Icoulduseyourhelpwithsomethinginside.你们可以进房里帮我做点别的事Inside?Perfect.进房里太好了Letmejustputmygroceriesdown.我先去把这些东西放下-Takeyourtime.-Yeah.Yeah.-慢慢来-就是就是-Where'sCharlie?-uh---Charlie在哪儿呢-呃-Lookbehindthecurtains!-Okay.-去窗帘后面找找-好的-Nothing!-Theresheis!-不在这儿-她在那儿Oh,I'vegotyou.哦我找到你了Yeah.嗯Idon'twantit!别扔给我Stopit!别扔了Wheredidthatbabycomefrom?这个宝宝哪儿来的啊Charlie?I'vebeenholdingherthewholetime.Charlie吗我一直都在抱着她啊-Youhave?-That'ssad,MrsDabney.-是吗-真是遗憾Dabney夫人Theysaytheeyesarethefirstthingstogo.据说视力是最早开始衰退的Wegottago.我们要走了Notsofast.Putthebabydown.别这么急着走把孩子放下来Ineedyoutocarrysomethingoutforme.我需要你们帮我搬点东西Iwantyoutotakethistrunkouttomycar.帮我把这个大衣箱搬到车里It'stooheavyforme.它太重了我搬不动Why?What'sinit?搬这个干什么里面装着什么呢SomethingIshould'vegottenridofalongtimeago.一些我早就该扔掉的东西-Whereareyoutakingit?-Tothedump.-你要运到哪儿去-垃圾场That'swhereyoutaketrash,isn'tit?垃圾不就得扔到那儿去吗Trash?!垃圾MrDabneywasn'ttrash,hewasaperson!Dabney先生不是垃圾他是人Whatareyoutalkingabout?你们在说什么呢YouknowexactlywhatIamtalkingabout.你很清楚我在说什么Youbumpedoffyourhusbandandstuffedhimintothattrunk.你谋杀了你丈夫然后把他塞进了那个箱子-Isthatwhatyouthink?!-That'swhatweknow!-你们是这么想的吗-我们知道正是如此Whatisshe--oh,watchit!她要干什么哦小心了She'skill-crazy!她成了杀人狂魔了Youwanttoseewhat'sinhere?你想看看箱子里是什么吗Takealook.自己过来看Whoa!It'sMrDabney!哇是Dabney先生Andhe'salreadydecomposed!而且他都已经腐烂成骷髅了That'snotMrDabney.那才不是Dabney先生That'saskeletonheusedinhisclassroom.这是他上课用的骷髅标本Heusedtobeascienceteacher.他以前是个教自然的老师ButIheardyouscreamingathim.可是我听到你冲她大喊大叫Youcalledhimabadhusbandandthenyousaid,你骂他是个坏丈夫然后你又说"andnowyou'redead!"现在你终于死了Oh!youmusthaveheardmetalkingbacktosomeoneonmysoaps.哦你肯定是听到我和肥皂剧里的人自言自语了Soaps?肥皂剧Soapoperas...onTV...肥皂剧就是电视连续剧Liketheonetheyshouldnameafteryoutwo--比如他们就该给你们拍部电视剧叫做"theyoungandtheclueless."“年轻无知的人”Well,ifMrDabneyisn'tdead,thenwhereishe?好吧如果Dabney没死那他在哪儿Athismother'sprobablywishinghewasdead.在他那个也许希望他死掉的妈妈那儿Well,thenhowdoyouexplainthesmellofdeath那么你怎么解释死尸的气味呢youaskedmydadabout?你还专门去问过我爸呢Deadpossuminmydryervent.有只死老鼠在我烘干机的管道里Well,thenhowdoyouexplain--那么你怎么解释That'sprettymuchit,Iguess.我觉得你已经解释得很明白了Justonemorequestion--还有一个问题Doyouhaveanycookies?你有饼干吃吗Getout.出去Whataremyunderpantsdoinginthefireplace?我的内裤在怎么会在壁炉里面Gottago!得走了Dat-da-da-da!Hereshecomes!哒哒哒她来啦Coolestmomintheworld!Yay.世上最酷的妈妈耶Okay,what'sallthis?好吧这是干什么呢Oh,justshowingCharliehowmuchIloveyou.哦就是告诉Charlie我有多爱你Oh,Iloveyoutoo,sweetie.哦我也爱你宝贝AndIloveyoutoo,Charlie.我也爱你CharlieOh,somom,I'vebeenthinking--哦妈妈我一直在想MaybeyouandIshouldstarttexting.也许你我可以互相发短信Imean,youareaprettycoolmom,right?我是说你是个很酷的妈妈对吧Oh,sorry,honey.Thosedaysareover.哦抱歉宝贝我已经不再发短信了Textthumbs.拇指发炎了Textthumbs?That'sourmom--拇指发炎了不愧是我们的妈妈Fromcooltoembarrassingjustlikethat.这么快就从酷妈妈变成丢人的妈妈了Allright.goodluck,Charlie.好了祝你好运CharlieHey,guys.Bettermakeyourfriendasandwich.嘿孩子们最好去给你们的朋友做个三明治吃He'slookingalittlethin.他都瘦的皮包骨头了Where'dyouguysgetthatthing?你们从哪儿弄来的那玩意儿MrsDabneywasthrowingitout.Dabney夫人准备扔掉来着Yeah,itbelongedtoMrDabney.Hewasascienceteacher.嗯这是Dabney先生的东西他以前是自然老师Mrdabneywasn'tascienceteacher.Hewasamusicteacher.Dabney先生才不是自然老师他是音乐老师What?!什么-Thatmeans---Thisis---也就是说-这个是MrDabneywasn'tamusicteacher.Dabney先生才不是音乐老师You'rethinkingof--ofMrDixonacrossthestreet.你把他和街对面的Dixon先生搞混了Oh,that'sright.MrDabneywasascienceteacher.哦没错Dabney先生是当过自然老师Theboysseemalittlejumpytoyou?你觉得孩子们是不是有点神经兮兮的啊Ah,Ijustgothere.啊我才刚看到他们