变形金刚 Transformers

Transformers script Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony, but like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war, a war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home, searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth. But we were already too late. Qutar Oh, God, five months of this. I can't wait to get a little taste of home. A plate of mama's alligators etouffee. You've been talking about barbecued 'gators and crickets for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise. But Bobby, Bobby, 'gators are known to have the most succulent meat. I understand. English, please. English. I mean, how many times have we... We don't speak Spanish. I told you that. Why you got to ruin it for me, man? That's my heritage. Go with the Spanish. Whatever. Hey, you guys remember weekends? Huh? The Sox at Fenway. - Cold hotdog and a flat beer. - Perfect day. What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day? I just can't wait to hold my baby girl for the first time. - He's adorable. - That's too... Shut up! Hey, I'm ready to do this. Hey, any of y'all grow some balls, come see me on the court, man. Hey, hey! Watch this crossover, baby. Like Jordan in his prime, pushing through the front line. - Step aside, ladies. - Oh, man. What? - Lennox! - Hey, what are you doing? - Water? - Thank you. Are you gonna help me with the gear? Colonel Sharp, we have an inbound unidentified infiltrator, 10 miles out. Unidentified aircraft, you are in restricted US military airspace. Squawk ident and proceed east out of the area. Raptors one and two, snap to heading two-five-zero to intercept. Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking. Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. If you do not comply, we will use deadly force. Copy the bogie. Tail 4500 X-ray. Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago. - Afghanistan. - That's got to be a mistake. - Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir. A friend of mine was on that chopper. Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase. - Radar, where's the inbound? - Bogie's five miles out, sir. - My wife on? - Yes, Captain. - My ladies! - Look. Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big. Look at those cheeks. I just wanna chew on them. Baby, we made a good-Iooking kid. I know that people say that all the time, but, wow, we made one good-looking kid. Nice work. She has your laugh. - She laughed? - Her first one, yeah. You sure she didn't just fart? No, she's a lady. She doesn't know you yet, but she will. 4500 X. Something's not right. Bogie's on the deck. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Radar's jammed. It's coming from the chopper. - Will? - Sarah? Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. Hey, Sarah, if you can hear me, I love you and I'll be home soon. - To the right. Go to the right. - Check fire. MH-53 pilot, power down now. Have your crew step out or we will kill you. Hold your fire! Stand by to engage! My God. They bombed the antenna farm! We're under attack! Go! Move! Move! It's going after the files! Cut the hard lines! I need a key! It's locked! Move! Move! Here, come here! Come here! Here, hide in here! Oh, my God. Okay. No! Oh! What the... Epps, let's go! Okay, Mr. Witwicky, you're up. Sorry, I got a lot of stuff. Watch. Okay. For my family... Who did... Who did that? People! Responsibility. Okay. So, for my family genealogy report, I decided to do it on my great-great-grandfather, who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky. Very famous explorer. In fact, he was one of the first to explore the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal. In 1897, he took 41 brave sailors straight into the Arctic Shelf. Move faster, men! Move! Chop! Heave! The ice is freezing faster than it's melting! Chop faster! Heave, men! Heave! No sacrifice, no victory! We'll get to the Arctic Circle, lads! So that's the story, right? And here we have some of the basic instruments and tools used by 19th-century seamen. This here is the quadrant, which you can get for 80 bucks. It's all for sale, by the way. Like the sextant here. $50 for this, which is a bargain. These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses. I haven't quite gotten them appraised yet, but they've seen many cool things. Are you going to sell me his liver? Mr. Witwicky, this isn't show and sell. It's the 11th grade. I don't think your grandfather would be particularly proud of what you're doing. I know. I'm sorry. I just, you know, this is all going towards my car fund. You can tell your folks. It's on eBay. I take PayPal. Cold hard cash works, too. And the compass makes a great gift for Columbus Day. - Sam! - Sorry. Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather, the genius that he was, wound up going blind and crazy in a psycho ward, drawing these strange symbols and babbling on about some giant ice man that he thought he'd discovered. Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not. - Sleep in fear tonight. - Here, you want? Here, 50. 40? 30? - Sam? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry. Okay. Pretty good, right? I'd say a solid B-. A B-? You were hawking your great-grandfather's crap - in my classroom. - No, kids enjoy... - Look, can you do me a favor? - What? Can you look out the window for a second? You see my father? - He's the guy in the green car. - Yeah. Okay, I wanna tell you about a dream. A boy's dream. And a man's promise to that boy. He looked at me in the eye. He said, "Son, I'm gonna buy you a car. "But I want you to bring me $2,000 and three As." Okay? I got the 2,000 and I got two As. Okay? Here's the dream. Your B-. Dream gone. Kaput. Sir, just ask yourself, what would Jesus do? Yes! Yes, yes. So? A-. It's an A, though. Wait, wait, wait. I can't see. It's an A. - So I'm good? - You're good. - I got a little surprise for you, son. - What kind of... Yeah, a little surprise. No. No, no, no, no. Dad! - Oh, you got to be kidding me. - See? Yeah. I am. You're not getting a Porsche. - You think that's funny? - Yeah, I think it's funny. - What's wrong with you? - You think I'd really get you a Porsche for your first car? I don't want to talk to you for the rest of this whole thing. - Oh, come on. It's just a practical joke. - It's not a funny joke. - Manny! - What? Get your cousin out of that damn clown suit. He's having a heat stroke again. Scaring white folks. I'm hot! Makeup's melting. It hurts my eyes. Here? No, no, no, what is this? You said... You said half a car, not half a piece of crap, Dad. When I was your age, I'd have been happy with four wheels and an engine. Okay, let me explain something to you. Okay? - You ever see 40-Year-Old Virgin? - Yeah. Okay, that's what this is. And this is 50-year-old virgin. - Okay. - You want me to live that life? - No sacrifice, no victory. - Yeah, no victory. You know, I got it. - The old Witwicky motto, Dad. - Right. Gentlemen. Bobby Bolivia, like the country, except without the runs. How can I help you? Well, my son here, looking to buy his first car. - You come to see me? - I had to. That practically makes us family. Uncle Bobby B, baby. Uncle Bobby B. - Sam. - Sam, let me talk to you. Sam, your first enchilada of freedom awaits underneath one of those hoods. Let me tell you something, son. A driver don't pick the car. The car'll pick the driver. It's a mystical bond between man and machine. Son, I'm a lot of things, but a liar's not one of them. Especially not in front of my mammy. That's my mammy. Hey, Mammy! Don't be like that. If I had a rock, I'd bust your head, bitch. I tell you, man, she deaf, you know? Well, over here, every piece of car a man might want or need. This ain't bad. - This one's got racing stripes. - Yeah. It got racing... Yeah, what's this? What the heck is this? I don't know nothing about this car. - Manny! - What? What is this? This car! Check it out! I don't know, boss! I've never seen it! That's loco! Don't go Ricky Ricardo on me, Manny! Find out! Feels good. - How much? - Well, considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle, with the slick wheels and the custom paint job... - Yeah, but the paint's faded. - Yeah, but it's custom. It's custom faded? Well, this is your first car. I wouldn't expect you to understand. - Five grand. - No, I'm not paying over four. Sorry. Kid, come on, get out. Get out the car. No, no, no. You said cars pick their drivers. Well, sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap-ass father. Out the car. Now, this one here for four Gs is a beaut. There's a Fiesta with racing stripes over there. No, I don't want a Fiesta with racing stripes. This is a classic engine right here. I sold a car the other day... Gee. Holy cow. - No, no, no. No worries. - You all right? I'll get a sledgehammer and knock this right out. Hey, hey, Manny! Get your clown cousin and get some hammers and come bang this stuff out, baby! ...greater than man... That one's my favorite, drove all the way from Alabammy. $4,000. washington Steve. Hello, Mr. Secretary. They're so young. They're the top subject matter experts, sir. NSA's recruiting right out of high school these days. Guys, that's the Secretary of Defense. I am so underdressed. Ladies and gentlemen, the Secretary of Defense. Please be seated. I'm John Keller. Obviously, you're wondering why you're here, so these are the facts. At 1900 local time yesterday, the SOCCENT Forward Operations Base in Qatar was attacked. So far as we know, there were no survivors. The objective of the attack was to hack our military network. We're not sure exactly what they're after, but we do know that they were cut off during the assault, which would lead us to assume that they're going to try it again. Now, no one's taken responsibility for the attack. And the only real lead we have so far is this sound. That's the signal that hacked our network. NSA's working at full capacity to analyze it and intercept further communications, but we need your help to find out who did this. Now, you've all shown considerable ability in the area of signals analysis. We're on a hair-trigger here, people. The President has dispatched battle groups to the Arabian Gulf and Yellow Sea. This is as real as it's ever gonna get. Now I'm gonna leave you to your officer-in-charge. You'll break up into teams and you'll start your work. Good luck to us all. All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl. I need money to take out the girl is what I need. Zero bids. Great. Broke. Come on, Mojo. You want your pain pills? No. Premature. Good. What's up? Nothing. You know, just driving my car. Driving my car. It's like clockwork. All right, I know you get wasted on these things, but if you piss in my bed again, you're sleeping outside. Okay? That's it for today. No more. Crackhead. - Ron, this one is uneven. - Yeah. Probably. This one is wobbly. - Yeah. I'll take care of that real soon. - Couldn't we have hired a professional? - Sam... - What? I do not like footprints on my grass. - What foot... There's no footprints. - That's why I built my path. So why don't you go from my grass onto my path, okay? - It's family grass, Dad. - Well, when you own your own grass, - you'll understand. - This... I can't do it anymore. - You're putting girl jewelry on a boy dog. - What? He's got enough self-esteem issues as a Chihuahua, Mom. That's his bling. I want you home at 11:00! - Yeah, all right. - 11:00! Please, for the love of God, drive safely. Seat belt on! Wow. You are so cheap. Well, it's his first car. Supposed to be like that. At this time, we can't confirm whether there were any survivors. Oh, my God. Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta, our highest readiness level. We're dealing with a very effective weapons system that we have not come across before. But our prayers are with the families of the brave men and women... Honey, Daddy's gonna be okay. I've never seen a weapons system like this. The thermal shows this weird aura around the exoskeleton like it's cloaked by some kind of invisible force field. That's impossible. There's no such thing as invisible force fields except in, like, comic book stuff, right? - Man, I don't know. - What is that? My mama, she had the gift, you know? She saw things. I got the gene, too, and that thing that attacked us? I got a feeling it ain't over. How about you use those magic voodoo powers and get us the hell out of here, huh? When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me. All right, we got to get this thing back to the Pentagon right away. They got to know what we're dealing with here. My radio's fried. - I got no communication with aerial. - Hey, Mahfouz. - How far do you live from here? - Not far. Just up that mountain. - Do they have a phone? - Yes. All right, let's hit it. Dude, are you sure we're invited to this party? Of course, Miles. It's a lake. Public property. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, dude, Mikaela's here. Just don't do anything weird, all right? - I'm good, right? - Yeah, you're good. Okay. Hey, guys, check it out. Oh, hi. Hey, bro. That car. It's nice. Hey. So, what are you guys doing here? We're here to climb this tree. I see that. It looks... It looks fun. - Yeah. - You know, I thought I recognized you. You tried out for the football team last year, right? Let's go call your mom. Oh, no, no, that... No. That wasn't like a real tryout. I was researching a book I was writing. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Yeah? What's it about? Sucking at sports? No, it's about the link between brain damage and football. No, it's a good book. Your friends'll love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's a lot of fun. That's funny. Okay, okay. You know what? Stop. Hey, guys, I know of a party. Let's go, let's head. You got to get out of the tree right now. Get... Just get out of the tree right now, please. What are you doing? Did you see that dismount? All the chicks were watching. You're making me look like an idiot. We both looked like idiots just now. - Hey, how about you let me drive? - Oh, no. No, no, no. This is not a toy. These 22s, I don't want you grinding them. No. Why doesn't my little bunny just hop in the back seat? God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny. Okay. You'll call me. Who's gonna drive you home, tonight? Hey, man, what's wrong with your radio? - I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What? She's an evil jock concubine, man. Let her hitchhike. She lives 10 miles from here, okay? It's my only chance. You got to be understanding here, all right? All right. We'll put her in the back. I'll be quiet. - Did you say, "Put her in the back"? - I called shotgun. I'm not putting her in the back. You got to get out of my car. - That's a party foul. - What rules? Bros before hos. Miles, I'm begging you to get out of my car. Okay? You can't do this to me. You got to get out of my car right now. Who's gonna come around when you break? Mikaela! It's Sam. Witwicky. I hope I didn't get you stranded or anything. You sure? So, listen, I was wondering if I could ride you home. I mean, give you a ride home in my car, to your house. There you go. So... I can't believe that I'm here right now. You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't mean here with you. I just meant here, like, in this situation, this same situation that I'm always in. 'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and really big arms. Big arms? Well, there's a couple new additions in the car. Like, I just put in that light there. And that disco ball. And so the light reflects off the disco ball. Yeah. Are you new to school this year? It's your first year here? Oh, no, no. We've been in the same school since first grade. - Really? - Yeah. Yeah, a long time. Well, do we have any classes together? - Yeah, yeah. - Really? Which? History. Language arts. Math. Science. - Sam. - Sam. Yeah. - Sam Wilkicky. - Witwicky. God, you know what? I'm so sorry. I just... - No, it's cool. - I just didn't recognize you. Yeah, well, I mean, that's understandable. No, no, no. No. Come on. Sorry, I'm just working out the kinks. You know, it's a new car. When I get that feeling I want sexual healing This radio is, like, you know... It's an old radio, too, so... Sexual healing Look, this isn't something that I, you know... I can't get this radio to stop. Look, I wouldn't try this on you. 'Cause this is like a romantic thing that I'm not trying to do. Not that you're not worthy of trying something like this on. - No, of course not. - I'm a friend of yours. I'm not a romantic friend. Romantic friends do this. I mean, I'm not that friend. I mean, we... I could be. I feel good Just pop the hood. Stupid. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Whoa, nice headers. You've got a high-rise double-pump carburetor. That's pretty impressive, Sam. Double-pump? It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster. I like to go faster. And it looks like your distributor cap's a little loose. Yeah? How'd you know that? My dad. He was a real grease monkey. He taught me all about this. I could take it all apart, clean it, put it back together. That's weird. I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical. Oh, my God. Well, you know, I don't really broadcast it. Guys don't like it when you know more about cars than they do. Especially not Trent. He hates it. Yeah, no, I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it, actually. - Okay. You want to fire it up for me? - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. - Thanks. - You know, I was thinking. You know, if Trent's such a jerk, why do you hang out with him? You know what? I'm just... I'm gonna walk. Good luck with your car. All right. Walking's healthy, right? Oh, God, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, please. Please, you gotta work for me now. Don't let her walk away. Come on, come on, come on. Please, please. Baby come back any kind of fool could see Hey! There was something in everything about you Baby come back you can blame it all on me Hey! Wait a second! I was wrong and I just can't live without you There it is. I had fun. So, you know, thanks for listening. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - You... You think I'm shallow? I think you're... No, no, no. I think there's a lot more than meets the eye with you. Okay. Yeah. All right, I'll see you at school. All right. That's stupid. That was a stupid line. "There's more than meets the eye with you." Stupid. Oh, God. Oh, my God. I love my car. national Hey, guys, I think the other team figured it out. Iran. Come on, man. This is way too smart for Iranian scientists. - Think about it. - What do you think, kid? Chinese? No way. This is nothing like what the Chinese are us