提示语和广告词

提示语和广告词 不要在文明的谱子上～配上不文明的音符。 别把楼道当跑道～别把游戏当柔道。来也匆匆～去也冲冲。 排队学大雁齐齐的～走路学小猫轻轻的。 珍惜生命之水～关‚住?点点滴滴。 上下楼梯靠右行～你谦我让脚步轻。 小草微微笑～请你绕一绕。 自来水不自来,点点滴滴是钱财! 别抽烟,听见了吗?你的肺在哭泣。 开车不要挤 ～距离产生美。 心灵的沟通不需要过多的言语——请保持安静。 让你的痰吐与谈吐同样高雅。 花草丛中笑～园外赏其貌。 垃圾箱说:您丢弃的正是我需要的 公共场所～测试美德～不设监考～祝您合格。 走廊上尽显你的文雅，操场上展示你的雄姿。 排队学大雁齐齐的，走路学小猫轻轻的。 不要跑，不要跳，不要打闹向右靠。 不学猴子乱蹦跳，要学大象好好走;不学小蛇左右游，要讲文明 靠 右走。 and due diligence evaluations article 22nd head office, branch (jurisdiction), risk management, marketing management branch within the Department's credit business person assumed responsibility for the supervision and inspection and due diligence evaluations. Article 23rd, Head Office, branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department through on-site and off-site inspection, investigation report, interviews with investigators for pre-loan investigation work by way of conducting supervision and inspection, quality evaluation pre-loan investigation work, and based on the evaluation results, the implementation of diversity management. 24th the control and inspection (a) the implementation of the credit system: there is no breach of credit policy relating to the granting of credit and the head office; (B) dual credit rating: timeliness of ratings, whether the provisions of the rating, rating results are accurate; (C) the survey contents: data collection is complete, report writing is comprehensive, indicators analysis is objective, real, conclusions and the facts are consistent and reasonable; (D) double implementation of investigations system: practical implementation of double system; (E) other supervision and inspection of the contents. 25th due diligence evaluation offices and branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department agreed to carry out pre-loan investigation supervision and inspection work, evaluate whether investigators due diligence to determine whether the exemption should be. Investigators should be compatible with. Due diligence assessment should be based on the fact that, following the principles of objectivity, impartiality and fairness. Article 26th head 某音响公司广告———‚一呼四应:? 某饺子铺广告———‚无所不包:? 某石灰厂广告———‚白手起家:? 某当铺广告———‚当之无愧:? 某帽子公司广告———‚以帽取人:? 某理发店广告———‚一毛不拔:? 某药店广告———‚自讨苦吃:? 某戒烟协会广告———‚千万别找吸烟女子做朋友～除非你愿意去吻一只烟灰缸:? 某打字机广告———‚不打不相识:? 某眼镜店广告———‚眼睛是心灵的窗户～为了保护您的心灵～请为您的窗户安上玻璃。? 某香水公司广告———‚我们的新产品极其吸引异性～因此随瓶奉送自卫教材一份。? 某公共场所禁烟广告———‚为了使地毯没有洞～也为了使您肺部没有洞～请不要吸烟。? 某公路交通广告——‚如果你的汽车会游泳的话～请照直开～不必刹车。? 某新广告——‚本书作者是百万富翁～未婚～他所希望的对象～就是本小说中描写的女主人公:? 某交通安全广告———‚请记住～上帝并不是十全十美的～它给汽车准备了备件～而人没有。? 某化妆品广告———‚趁早下‘斑’～请勿‘痘’留。? 某印刷公司广告———‚除钞票外～承印一切。? 德国大众:“小即是好。” 可口可乐:“享受清新一刻。” 万宝路香烟:“万宝路的男人。” 耐克:“说做就做。” 麦当劳:“你理应休息一天。” 迪比尔斯:“钻石恒久远，一颗永留传。” 通用电气:“GE带来美好生活。” 桌张频 酒:“美妙口味不可言传。” 克莱罗染发水:“她用了,她没用,” 艾维斯:“我们正在努力。” 美国联邦快递公司:“快腿勤务员。” 苹果电脑:“1984年。” 阿尔卡-舒尔茨公司:“多种广告”。 and due diligence evaluations article 22nd head office, branch (jurisdiction), risk management, marketing management branch within the Department's credit business person assumed responsibility for the supervision and inspection and due diligence evaluations. Article 23rd, Head Office, branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department through on-site and off-site inspection, investigation report, interviews with investigators for pre-loan investigation work by way of conducting supervision and inspection, quality evaluation pre-loan investigation work, and based on the evaluation results, the implementation of diversity management. 24th the control and inspection (a) the implementation of the credit system: there is no breach of credit policy relating to the granting of credit and the head office; (B) dual credit rating: timeliness of ratings, whether the provisions of the rating, rating results are accurate; (C) the survey contents: data collection is complete, report writing is comprehensive, indicators analysis is objective, real, conclusions and the facts are consistent and reasonable; (D) double implementation of investigations system: practical implementation of double system; (E) other supervision and inspection of the contents. 25th due diligence evaluation offices and branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department agreed to carry out pre-loan investigation supervision and inspection work, evaluate whether investigators due diligence to determine whether the exemption should be. Investigators should be compatible with. Due diligence assessment should be based on the fact that, following the principles of objectivity, impartiality and fairness. Article 26th head 哀莫大于心死——心死:指心像死灰的灰烬。指最可悲哀的事，莫过于思想顽钝，麻木不仁。 爱博而情不专——对人或事物的喜爱很广泛，而感情不能专一。 爱则加诸膝，恶则坠诸渊——加诸膝:放在膝盖上;坠诸渊:推进深渊里。意指不讲原则，感情用事，对别人的爱憎态度，全凭自己的好恶来决定。 爱之欲其生，恶之欲其死——喜爱他时，总想叫他活着;讨厌他时，总想叫他死掉。指极度地凭个人爱憎对待人。 安于故俗，溺于旧闻——俗:习俗。溺:沉溺，陷入。拘守于老习惯，局限于旧见闻。形容因循守旧，安于现状。 鞍不离马背，甲不离将身——甲:铠甲。马不卸鞍，人不解甲。处于高度警惕状态。 八公山上，草木皆兵——八公山:在安徽淮西市西。将八公山上的草木，都当作是士兵。形容极度惊恐，疑神疑鬼。 八九不离十——指与实际情况很接近。 八仙过海，各显其能——八仙:道教传说中的八位神仙。比喻做事各有各的一套办法。也比喻各自拿出本领互相比赛。 八字没见一撇——比喻事情毫无眉目，未见端绪。 拔了萝卜地皮宽——比喻为了行事方便而把碍眼的事物去掉。也比喻为了扩展地盘而排挤别人。 拔赵帜立赤帜——用以比喻偷换取胜或战胜、胜利之典。 白刀子进，红刀子出——指要杀人见血、动手拼命。红刀子:带血的刀子。 白沙在涅，与之俱黑——涅:黑土。白色的细沙混在黑土中，也会跟它一起变黑。比喻好的人或物处在污秽环境里，也会随着污秽环境而变坏。 百尺竿头，更进一步——佛家语，比喻道行、造诣虽深，仍需修炼提高。比喻虽已达到很高的境地，但不能满足，还要进一步努力。 百花齐放，百家争鸣——比喻艺术及科学的不同派别及风格自由发展与争论。 百思不得其解——百:多次;解:理解。百般思索也无法理解。 百万买宅，千万买邻——比喻好邻居千金难买。 百闻不如一见——闻:听见。听得再多，也不如亲眼见到一次。 百星不如一月——一百颗星星发出的亮光不如一个月亮发出的光明亮。比喻量多不如质优。 百足之虫，死而不僵——百足:虫名，又名马陆或马蚿，有十二环节，切断后仍能蠕动。比喻势家豪族，虽已衰败，但因势力大，基础厚，还不致完全破产。 败事有余，成事不足——指非但办不好事情，反而常常把事情搞坏。 搬起石头打自己的脚——搬:移动。比喻本来想害别人，结果害了自己。自食其果。 版版六十四——版:宋代铸钱的模型。每块铸版都是铸出六十四文钱。形容做事死板，不知变通。 and due diligence evaluations article 22nd head office, branch (jurisdiction), risk management, marketing management branch within the Department's credit business person assumed responsibility for the supervision and inspection and due diligence evaluations. Article 23rd, Head Office, branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department through on-site and off-site inspection, investigation report, interviews with investigators for pre-loan investigation work by way of conducting supervision and inspection, quality evaluation pre-loan investigation work, and based on the evaluation results, the implementation of diversity management. 24th the control and inspection (a) the implementation of the credit system: there is no breach of credit policy relating to the granting of credit and the head office; (B) dual credit rating: timeliness of ratings, whether the provisions of the rating, rating results are accurate; (C) the survey contents: data collection is complete, report writing is comprehensive, indicators analysis is objective, real, conclusions and the facts are consistent and reasonable; (D) double implementation of investigations system: practical implementation of double system; (E) other supervision and inspection of the contents. 25th due diligence evaluation offices and branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department agreed to carry out pre-loan investigation supervision and inspection work, evaluate whether investigators due diligence to determine whether the exemption should be. Investigators should be compatible with. Due diligence assessment should be based on the fact that, following the principles of objectivity, impartiality and fairness. Article 26th head 古今笑话: 兔子们，虾米们，猪尾巴～不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦～～” (翻译:同志们，乡民们，注意啦～不要讲话，现在开会啦～～) 县长讲完后，主持人说:“咸菜请香肠酱瓜～” (翻译:现在请乡长讲话～) 乡长说:“兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八～” (翻译:同志们，今天的饭够吃了，大家都使大碗吧～) “不要酱瓜啦，我捡个狗屎给你们舔舔。。。” (翻译:不要讲话了，我讲个给你们听听。。。) 这个狗屎有人可能吃到。 (这个故事有人可能知道。) 吃不到的也不要着急 (知不到的也不要着急) 我现在就给你们拉——2 一对地主夫妇，出名地吝啬。一天男的进城去，走着走着想上厕所，但转念一想:这 么好的肥料可不能便宜了别人。于是一直憋着。后来实在憋不住了，找个厕所就上。 可是也除了放几个屁之外，什么也没有拉出来。于是心中得意不已。回到家里，向老 婆讲述自已的经历。谁知老婆一听大怒:你这个败家子，哪有你这样过日子的，省下这几个屁来吹灯该多 好 幽 某男生天生狐臭，自卑不已，每次出门都要在腋下抹好多香水遮盖。一天他睡过头，惊醒后来不及抹香水急忙跑去教室，本想从后门溜进去，没想还是被逮了个正着。老师很生气，严肃地说:“跟你们说多少次了不要迟到～这样非常影响正常教学——这位同学更过分，迟到就算了，怎么还带了羊肉串,” 一农妇进城，内急，寻了许久未见厕所(遂问一警察:同志，到处都是公厕，请问母厕在哪, and due diligence evaluations article 22nd head office, branch (jurisdiction), risk management, marketing management branch within the Department's credit business person assumed responsibility for the supervision and inspection and due diligence evaluations. Article 23rd, Head Office, branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department through on-site and off-site inspection, investigation report, interviews with investigators for pre-loan investigation work by way of conducting supervision and inspection, quality evaluation pre-loan investigation work, and based on the evaluation results, the implementation of diversity management. 24th the control and inspection (a) the implementation of the credit system: there is no breach of credit policy relating to the granting of credit and the head office; (B) dual credit rating: timeliness of ratings, whether the provisions of the rating, rating results are accurate; (C) the survey contents: data collection is complete, report writing is comprehensive, indicators analysis is objective, real, conclusions and the facts are consistent and reasonable; (D) double implementation of investigations system: practical implementation of double system; (E) other supervision and inspection of the contents. 25th due diligence evaluation offices and branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department agreed to carry out pre-loan investigation supervision and inspection work, evaluate whether investigators due diligence to determine whether the exemption should be. Investigators should be compatible with. Due diligence assessment should be based on the fact that, following the principles of objectivity, impartiality and fairness. Article 26th head 幽默故事:1 小白兔 为了测试美国, 香港, 中国大陆三地警察的实力, 联合国将三只兔子放在三个森林中, 看三地警察谁先找出兔子. 第一个森林前是美国警察, 他们先花整整半天时间开会制定作战计划, 严格分工, 然后派特种部队快速进入森林进行地毯式搜索, 结果开会耽搁了时间, 兔子跑了, 任务失败! 然后轮到香港警察, 他们派了一百多号人和几十辆警车在森林外一字排开, 由带头人用喇叭喊话:"兔子,兔子,你已经被包围了, 快出来投降......" 半天过去了, 没动静. 飞虎队进入森林, 搜索一遍, 没结果, 任务失败! 最后是中国警察, 只有四个, 先打了一天麻将, 黄昏时一人拿一警棍进入森林,没五分钟, 听到森林里传来一阵动物的惨叫, 中国警察一人抽着一根烟有说有笑的出来, 后面拖着一 只鼻青脸肿的熊, 熊奄奄一息的说到:"不要再打了, 我就是兔子......." 烤熟了 妻子抱怨晚上太冷，买了一床电热毯，但丈夫怕不安全，经过半天时间解释，他才肯睡这床电热毯。 在睡前，妻子在烤箱里放了一块火腿，用低温烤着，以便早上起来不必赶做早点。 到午夜后，一阵肉香飘入卧室，丈夫从梦中惊醒，跳起来，摇醒妻子说:“亲爱的，快醒来，我们被烤熟了。” 一人请客前私下对仆人说:“你不要随便斟酒，听我敲一下桌子，你就敬一次酒。” 这话被一位客人听到了。席间，客人故意问:“令堂高寿多少,” 主人答:“73岁了”。 客人敲一下桌子，说:“难得～”仆人听到桌子响，立刻给客人敬酒。 过了一会，客人又问:“尊翁高寿多少,” 主人答:“84岁了。” 客人又敲一下桌子说::“更是难得～”仆人又来敬酒。 主人发觉上当，便大声对客人说:“你不要管他73还是84，你也喝得够多的了～” and due diligence evaluations article 22nd head office, branch (jurisdiction), risk management, marketing management branch within the Department's credit business person assumed responsibility for the supervision and inspection and due diligence evaluations. Article 23rd, Head Office, branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department through on-site and off-site inspection, investigation report, interviews with investigators for pre-loan investigation work by way of conducting supervision and inspection, quality evaluation pre-loan investigation work, and based on the evaluation results, the implementation of diversity management. 24th the control and inspection (a) the implementation of the credit system: there is no breach of credit policy relating to the granting of credit and the head office; (B) dual credit rating: timeliness of ratings, whether the provisions of the rating, rating results are accurate; (C) the survey contents: data collection is complete, report writing is comprehensive, indicators analysis is objective, real, conclusions and the facts are consistent and reasonable; (D) double implementation of investigations system: practical implementation of double system; (E) other supervision and inspection of the contents. 25th due diligence evaluation offices and branches (jurisdiction), risk management, Marketing Management Department agreed to carry out pre-loan investigation supervision and inspection work, evaluate whether investigators due diligence to determine whether the exemption should be. Investigators should be compatible with. Due diligence assessment should be based on the fact that, following the principles of objectivity, impartiality and fairness. Article 26th head