小品：最后一班岗

小品：最后一班岗 最后一班岗 人物:(1)老班长，徐二牛，(2)新兵:徐兵 地点;岗楼，路灯下。 (幕起，两人上，新兵面带困倦，伸懒腰打哈欠) 老班长:(意味深长地)徐兵啊～今儿亮可真圆呀～ 新兵:啊----(打哈欠)----啊～(降调，答语) 今个儿是十五嘛～哪有不圆的～ 老班长:我是说明天我就再也看不见了。 新兵:啊---(打哈欠)---啊,(升调、疑问)班 长，你不是想不开——要这个吧,(自杀动作) 老班长:去，你刀活够了呢～我是说这是我站的最后一次岗了，明年我就要蹬上回家的列车，去寻找另一种生活(伸手，抒情地)我说徐兵呀，你说当兵三年值不值，我才------- 老班长:我看，值～想当初---嗳，徐兵，徐兵(推，新兵不动)口令(大声地) 新兵:(忙乱起来，帽子被碰歪)到，我---我---没睡着(枪口对着班长) 老班长:别---别开枪～ 新兵:在那,在那,人那, 老班长:徐兵(厉声地) 新兵:到(清醒过来) 老班长:徐兵(答“到”)你说我是谁, 新兵:(忍俊不止地)你是谁,(指班长，答“是”)向我(指自已，答“是”)---哈---哈---(老班长同笑) 老班长:不对 新兵:对哑，你是叫徐二牛，咱俩是同姓，人都说咱俩像亲兄弟，其实我看你更像我爸爸，真的，比我爸爸对我还好。 老班长:别乱扯，回答我的问题。 新兵:班长，仍然知道了,我不是故意地～ 老班长:(莫名其妙地)你知道什么,快说(答“我---我”)快说～否则我把你一个人扔到这。 新兵:(恐惧地，抱住班长)别。班长～班长～你知道我最怕黑，还吓我。 老班长:就快说吧～都这么大了，胆子还这么小，怎么当个合格的军人。 新兵:我说了你可不许怪我(“不怪你，是我让你说的”)我可说了(“说吧，说吧”)我说了(“快说”)你说话算话(“算话，算话”)不行，打勾(伸手，两人手勾在一起)。 合:拉勾上吊，一百年不许变。 老班长:这下可以说了吧, in the Park below. Center Park of important places, like drug storage district, nursing unit, food storage district, important medical devices equipment between, narcotics and the toxic harmful chemical items, operating room security regional, important management regional,, set variety alarm facilities, through sound light alarm of way released alarm information, told management personnel timely processing police love, while through network communications function achieved and sound video monitoring system, access system of linkage. The system consists of sensors, alarm buttons, control equipment, sound and light alarm devices, electronic display devices, System integrated management system. In the monitoring center to disarm set the precaution areas according to management requirements, centralized alarm management, where you can set the zone type, and customize any number of alarm zones, each zone can contain any number of alarm, according to monitor and operate the regional garrison, alarm points. Making GIS e-alert map, marked on the map all the alarm points, access control, audio and video surveillance, and dynamic representation of the device as a different color ... To alarm system, depending on audio monitoring management system and public broadcast, access system linkage of means on rehabilitation center of patients, and medical personnel, and family, crowd of flow achieved full control, each emergency button, and detector triggered police love signal Shi can and other system linkage management, dang alarm police love triggered alarm Shi, alarm host will to sound light alarm form in monitoring Center issued alarm, while alarm host to monitoring system matrix issued linkage signal, in monitoring center specified monitor Shang automatically switch the alarm regional image, When essential goods and medicines, dangerous goods storage warehouse of access without hospital management authority was 新兵:我可说了，就是上次你家里来的信。说你本是徐二牛，因为年龄小，不能来参军，就冒名徐二牛来当兵。其实只差一个月。班长我真不是故意看的，是你拿笔---。 老班长:好小子，原来是你干的。 新兵:班长，你说话不算数，不是好干部。 老班长:还干部，干部的。都跟你说多少次了，班长不是干部是(“骨干”)小子，要我。 新兵:这----班长---- 老班长:徐兵，谢谢 你。是你寄的二百元钱救了我们家，家里来信说我寄了钱，我还蒙在鼓里。你真是---，你真是--- 新兵:我是什么,你快说～ 老班长:你真是我徐二牛带出来的兵，徐兵(“到”)我以你为荣。(俩人抱在了一起)。 新兵:班长，这钱，你的复员费也不多，就锱着用吧～ 老班长:不，你不拿，我心里放不下。 新兵:不，不(俩人推脱)班长。快下岗了。 老班长:这么快就到了。这最后一次站岗我就要完成任务了。徐兵(到)再叫我一声班长好吗, 新兵:是(欲哭)班长，班长---你来远是我的好班长(扑到班长怀里) 老班长:徐兵不要哭，坚强些。你就要当班长了，怎么，还要小孩子脾气。把这个帽徽收好，要记住，这是我的班长留给我的，把对我说:“希望我能带出更多的兵”现在我把它留给你。 (咚 ，咚-----幕外响起钟声) 老班长:就要下岗了，哨所别了(敬礼)～路灯别了(敬礼)～军营别了～战友别了(敬礼，面向观众) (幕落，歌声起《分手时再敬一个军礼) in the Park below. Center Park of important places, like drug storage district, nursing unit, food storage district, important medical devices equipment between, narcotics and the toxic harmful chemical items, operating room security regional, important management regional,, set variety alarm facilities, through sound light alarm of way released alarm information, told management personnel timely processing police love, while through network communications function achieved and sound video monitoring system, access system of linkage. The system consists of sensors, alarm buttons, control equipment, sound and light alarm devices, electronic display devices, System integrated management system. In the monitoring center to disarm set the precaution areas according to management requirements, centralized alarm management, where you can set the zone type, and customize any number of alarm zones, each zone can contain any number of alarm, according to monitor and operate the regional garrison, alarm points. Making GIS e-alert map, marked on the map all the alarm points, access control, audio and video surveillance, and dynamic representation of the device as a different color ... To alarm system, depending on audio monitoring management system and public broadcast, access system linkage of means on rehabilitation center of patients, and medical personnel, and family, crowd of flow achieved full control, each emergency button, and detector triggered police love signal Shi can and other system linkage management, dang alarm police love triggered alarm Shi, alarm host will to sound light alarm form in monitoring Center issued alarm, while alarm host to monitoring system matrix issued linkage signal, in monitoring center specified monitor Shang automatically switch the alarm regional image, When essential goods and medicines, dangerous goods storage warehouse of access without hospital management authority was in the Park below. Center Park of important places, like drug storage district, nursing unit, food storage district, important medical devices equipment between, narcotics and the toxic harmful chemical items, operating room security regional, important management regional,, set variety alarm facilities, through sound light alarm of way released alarm information, told management personnel timely processing police love, while through network communications function achieved and sound video monitoring system, access system of linkage. The system consists of sensors, alarm buttons, control equipment, sound and light alarm devices, electronic display devices, System integrated management system. In the monitoring center to disarm set the precaution areas according to management requirements, centralized alarm management, where you can set the zone type, and customize any number of alarm zones, each zone can contain any number of alarm, according to monitor and operate the regional garrison, alarm points. Making GIS e-alert map, marked on the map all the alarm points, access control, audio and video surveillance, and dynamic representation of the device as a different color ... To alarm system, depending on audio monitoring management system and public broadcast, access system linkage of means on rehabilitation center of patients, and medical personnel, and family, crowd of flow achieved full control, each emergency button, and detector triggered police love signal Shi can and other system linkage management, dang alarm police love triggered alarm Shi, alarm host will to sound light alarm form in monitoring Center issued alarm, while alarm host to monitoring system matrix issued linkage signal, in monitoring center specified monitor Shang automatically switch the alarm regional image, When essential goods and medicines, dangerous goods storage warehouse of access without hospital management authority was in the Park below. Center Park of important places, like drug storage district, nursing unit, food storage district, important medical devices equipment between, narcotics and the toxic harmful chemical items, operating room security regional, important management regional,, set variety alarm facilities, through sound light alarm of way released alarm information, told management personnel timely processing police love, while through network communications function achieved and sound video monitoring system, access system of linkage. The system consists of sensors, alarm buttons, control equipment, sound and light alarm devices, electronic display devices, System integrated management system. In the monitoring center to disarm set the precaution areas according to management requirements, centralized alarm management, where you can set the zone type, and customize any number of alarm zones, each zone can contain any number of alarm, according to monitor and operate the regional garrison, alarm points. Making GIS e-alert map, marked on the map all the alarm points, access control, audio and video surveillance, and dynamic representation of the device as a different color ... To alarm system, depending on audio monitoring management system and public broadcast, access system linkage of means on rehabilitation center of patients, and medical personnel, and family, crowd of flow achieved full control, each emergency button, and detector triggered police love signal Shi can and other system linkage management, dang alarm police love triggered alarm Shi, alarm host will to sound light alarm form in monitoring Center issued alarm, while alarm host to monitoring system matrix issued linkage signal, in monitoring center specified monitor Shang automatically switch the alarm regional image, When essential goods and medicines, dangerous goods storage warehouse of access without hospital management authority was in the Park below. Center Park of important places, like drug storage district, nursing unit, food storage district, important medical devices equipment between, narcotics and the toxic harmful chemical items, operating room security regional, important management regional,, set variety alarm facilities, through sound light alarm of way released alarm information, told management personnel timely processing police love, while through network communications function achieved and sound video monitoring system, access system of linkage. The system consists of sensors, alarm buttons, control equipment, sound and light alarm devices, electronic display devices, System integrated management system. In the monitoring center to disarm set the precaution areas according to management requirements, centralized alarm management, where you can set the zone type, and customize any number of alarm zones, each zone can contain any number of alarm, according to monitor and operate the regional garrison, alarm points. Making GIS e-alert map, marked on the map all the alarm points, access control, audio and video surveillance, and dynamic representation of the device as a different color ... To alarm system, depending on audio monitoring management system and public broadcast, access system linkage of means on rehabilitation center of patients, and medical personnel, and family, crowd of flow achieved full control, each emergency button, and detector triggered police love signal Shi can and other system linkage management, dang alarm police love triggered alarm Shi, alarm host will to sound light alarm form in monitoring Center issued alarm, while alarm host to monitoring system matrix issued linkage signal, in monitoring center specified monitor Shang automatically switch the alarm regional image, When essential goods and medicines, dangerous goods storage warehouse of access without hospital management authority was