脑筋急转弯冷笑话2

脑筋急转弯冷笑话2 1冬瓜、黃瓜、西瓜、南瓜都能吃，什么瓜不能吃, :傻瓜 2 盆里有6只饅頭，6個小朋友每人分到1只，但盆里還留著1只，為什么, 答案: 最后一個小朋友把盆子一起拿走了 3 你能以最快速度，把冰變成水嗎, 答案: 把“冰”字去掉兩點，就成了“水”。 4 冬天，寶寶怕冷，到了屋里也不肯脫帽。可是他見了一個人乖乖地脫下帽，那人是誰, 答案: 1.什么樣的路不能走?...(答案:電路) 2.小波比的一舉一動都離不開繩子,為什么?(答案:小波比是木偶,(這都不懂)) 3.小王是一名優秀士兵，一天他在站崗值勤時，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過來，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼, (答案:他正在瞄準) 4.一學生把硬幣拋向空中:正面朝上就去看電影，背面朝上就去打臺球，如果硬幣立起來，就他媽去學習。 (答案:去學習) 5.兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點時，哪只狗出汗多? (答案:狗不會出汗) 6.有種動物，大小像只貓，長相又像虎，這是什么動物? (答案:小老虎) 7 7.猴子每分鐘能掰一個玉米，在果園里，一只猴子5分鐘能掰幾個玉米? (答案:沒掰到一個) 8.一溜(提示:注意諧音)三棵樹，要拴10匹馬，只能拴單不能拴雙? (答案:請問怎樣栓) 9.世上什么東西比天更高? (答案:心比天高) 10.什么貴重的東西最容易不翼而飛? (答案:人造衛星) 11.三個金鑫，三個水叫淼，三個人叫眾，那么三個鬼應該叫什么? (答案:叫救命) 12.胖妞生病時，最怕別人來探病時說什么? (答案:多保重身體) 13.什么東西比烏鴉更討厭? (答案:烏鴉嘴) 14.孔子是我國最偉大的什么家? (答案:老人家) 15.睡美人最怕的是什么? (答案:失眠) 16.小明對小華說:我可以坐在一個你永遠也坐不到的地方～他坐在哪里? (答案:小華的身上) 17.不管長得多像的雙胞胎,都會有人分得出來,這人是誰?(答案:他們自己) 18.世界上除了火車啥車最長? (答案:塞車) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 19.有一個人一年才上一天班又不怕被解雇他是誰? (答案:圣誕老人) 20.拿雞蛋撞石頭雞蛋為何不爛? (答案:拿著雞蛋撞石頭當然不會爛) 21.哪項比賽是往后跑的? (答案:拔河) 22.你的爸爸的妹妹的堂弟的哥的爸爸與你叔叔的兒子的嫂子是什么關系? (答案:親戚關系) 23.牙醫靠什么吃飯? (答案:嘴巴) 24.明明是個近視眼，也是個出名的饞小子，在他面前放一堆書，書后放一個蘋果，你說他會先看什么? (答案:什么都看不見) 25.一個不會游泳的人掉進了水里卻沒有淹死，為什么? (答案:穿著救生衣) 26.用什么可以解開所有的謎? (答案:迷底) 27.兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點時，哪只狗出汗多? (答案:狗不會出汗) 28.楚楚的生日在三月三十日，請問是哪年的三月三十日? (答案:每年的三月三十日) 29.哪兒的海不產魚?(答案:辭海) 30.迄今為止，你所見到的最大的影子是什么? (答案:黑夜，哪是地球的影子) 31.有一塊天然的黑色的大理石，在九月七號這一天，把它扔到錢塘江里會有什么現象發生, (答案:沉到江底) 32.冰變成水最快的方法是什么?(答案:去掉冰字哪二點) 33.小王是一名優秀士兵，一天他在站崗值勤時，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過來，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼,(答案:因為他正在瞄準) 34.有一個人，他是你父母生的，但他卻不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是誰,(答案:你自己) 35.什么東西天氣越熱，它爬的越高,(答案:漫度計) 36.什么東西在倒立之后會增加一半, (答案:數目字6) 37.為什么人們要到市場上去, (答案:因為市場不能來) 38.為什么青蛙可以跳得比樹高, (答案:樹不會跳) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 39.紙上寫著某一份命令。但是，看懂此文字的人，卻絕對不能宣讀命令。那么，紙上寫的是什么呢, (答案:級上寫著，不要念出此文) 40.一架空調器從樓掉下來會變成啥器, (答案:兇器) 41.為什么現代人越來越言而無信?(答案:打電話當然比寫信方便) 42.兩個人住在一個胡同里，只隔幾步路，他們同在一個工廠上班，但每天出門上班，卻總一個向左，一個向右，為什么?(答案:他們住對門) 43.網要什么時候可以提水?(答案:當水變成冰時，用網當然可以提) 44.全世界死亡率最高的地方在哪里? (答案:在床上) 你能做、我能做、大家都能做，一個人能做、兩個人不能一起做。這是做什么? (答案:做夢) 一個離過五十次婚的女人，應該怎么形容她?(答案:前功，盡棄) 一個離過五十次婚的女人，應該怎么形容她?(答案:前公盡棄) 三個孩子吃三個餅要用3分鐘，九十個孩子九十個餅要用多少時間?(答案:也是三分鐘，九十個孩子同時吃) 什么樣的輪子只轉不走?(答案:風車的輪子) 地球上什么東西每天要走的距離最遠? (答案:地球) 中國人最早的姓氏是什么?(答案:姓善) 鐵放到外面要生銹，那金子呢? (答案:會被偷走) 在什么時候1+2不等于3? (答案:算錯了的時候) 兩個人住在一個胡同里，只隔幾步路，他們同在一個工廠上班，但每天出門上班，卻總一個向左，一個向右，為什么? (答案:他們住對門) 三個孩子吃三個餅要用3分鐘，九十個孩子九十個餅要用多少時間? (答案:也是三分鐘，九十個孩子同時吃) 什么樣的輪子只轉不走?(答案:風車的輪子) 什么時候最好還是要高高舉起你的雙手好些?(答案:當有人用槍指著你的頭的時候) 小明家住在五樓，可是電梯壞了，他自己也沒有走樓梯，他卻上了五樓回到家里，這可能of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 嗎?(答案:媽媽背著他上的樓) 地球上什么東西每天要走的距離最遠? (答案:地球(地球每天自轉一周為四百萬公里)) 一根又黑、又粗、又硬的棍子插進洞里，感覺暖烘烘的,等到抽出來以后，客人就要付錢啦(一種行業)(答案:烤甘蔗) 舔也硬，不舔也硬，想舒服睡，先搓搓它(人身上的東西)(答案:牙齒) 一種東西，東方人的短，西方人的長，結婚后女的就可以用男的這東西，和尚有但是不用它(答案:人的，姓) 什么東西最硬,女孩子最喜歡，特別是結了婚的女人，更是愛死了。 (答案:鉆石) 阿明給蚊子咬了一大一小的包，請問較大的包，是公蚊子咬的，還是母蚊子咬的, (答案:公蚊是不咬人的) 在一間房子里,有油燈,暖爐及壁爐.現在,想要將三個器具點燃,可是你只有一根火柴.請問首先應該點哪一樣? (答案:火柴) 一間牢房中關了兩名犯人，其中一個因偷竊，要關一年，另一個是強盜殺人犯，卻只關兩個星期，為什么, (答案:因為殺人犯要拉去填命) 兩個人分五個蘋果，怎么分最公平, (答案:榨成果汁) 小張開車，不小心撞上電線桿發生車禍，警察到達時車上有個死人，小張說這與他無關，警察也相信了，為什么,(答案:小張開靈車) 一只兇猛的餓貓，看到老鼠，為何拔腿就跑, (答案:跑去追老鼠) 動物園中，大象鼻子最長，鼻子第二長的是什么,(答案:小象) 一個人在沙灘上行走，回頭為什么看不見自己的腳印,(答案:倒著走) 什么動物你打死了它，卻流了你的血, (答案:蚊子) 兩對父子去買帽子，為什么只買了三頂,(答案:三代人) 小紅和小麗是同學，也住在同一條街，她們總是一起上學，可是每天一出家門就一個向左走，一個向右走，這是怎么回事呢, (答案:他們的家門是相對著的) 在一次監察嚴密的考試中，有兩個學生交了一模一樣的考卷。主考官發現后，卻并沒有認為他們作弊，這是什么原因,(答案:二張考卷交得都是白卷) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 張大媽整天說個不停，可有一個月她說話最少，那是哪個月,(答案:二月份) 有一種地方專門教壞人，但沒有一個警察敢對它采取行動加以掃蕩。這是什么地方 (答案:看守所) 報紙上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息絕對假不了,(答案:報紙上的年、月、日) 早晨醒來，每個人都會去做的第一件事是什么,(答案:睜眼) 如果你有一只下金蛋的母雞，你該怎么辦,(答案:不要再做夢了) 一架飛機坐滿了人，從萬米高空落下墜毀，為什么卻一個傷者也沒有,(答案:沒有傷者，都摔死了) 要想使夢成為現實，我們干的第一件事會是什么,(答案:醒來) 什么東西人們都不喜歡吃? (答案:吃虧) 別人跟阿丹說她的衣服怎么沒衣扣，她卻不在乎，為什么, (答案:因為他的衣服只有拉鏈沒有扣子) 褲襠里放鞭炮-----打一軍事用品(答案:炸彈) 避孕套----打一地名(答案:包頭) 小劉是個很普通的人，為什么竟然能一連十幾個小時不眨眼? (答案:睡覺的時候) 情人卡、生日卡、大大小小的卡，到底要寄什么卡給女人，最能博得她的歡心呢? (答案:信用卡) 小王走路從來腳不沾地，這是為什么? (答案:因為穿著鞋子) 什么地方開口說話要付錢? (答案:打電話) 冬冬的爸爸牙齒非常好，可是他經常去口腔醫院，為什么? (答案:因為他是牙科醫生) 蓋樓要從第幾層開始蓋? (答案:是從地基開始的) 為什么大雁秋天要飛到南方去? (答案:如果走，哪太慢了) 什么門永遠關不上?(答案:足球門) 什么東西比烏鴉更討厭,(答案:烏鴉嘴) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 女人翻跟頭。---打一外國城市名 (答案:巴比倫) 有一塊天然的黑色的大理石，在九月七號這一天，把它扔到錢塘江里會有什么現象發生,(答案:沉到江底) 有一個人，他是你父母生的，但他卻不是你的兄弟姐妹，他是誰, (答案:你自己) 什么東西天氣越熱，它爬的越高, (答案:溫度計) 有一位老太太上了公車，為什么沒人讓座, (答案:車上有空位) 小王一邊刷牙，一邊悠閑的吹著口哨，他是怎么做到的,(答案:刷假牙) 用椰子和西瓜打頭哪一個比較痛, (答案:頭比較痛) 制造日期與有效日期是同一天的產品是什么, (答案:報紙) 為什么有家醫院從不給人看病,(答案:獸醫院) 有一頭頭朝北的牛，它向右轉原地轉三圈，然后向后轉原地轉三圈，接著再往右轉，這時候它的尾巴朝哪,(答案:朝地) 胖妞生病了，最怕別人來探病時說什么, (答案:多多保重) 如果明天就是世界末日，為什么今天就有人想自殺,(答案:去天堂占位置) 一對健康的夫婦,為什么會生出沒有眼睛的嬰兒?(答案:雞生蛋) 狐貍精最擅長迷惑男人,那么什么“精”男女一起迷? (答案:酒精) 小張走路從來腳不沾地，這是為什么, (答案:還隔著鞋和襪子) 胖胖是個頗有名氣的跳水運動員，可是有一天，他站在跳臺上，卻不敢往下跳。這是為什么, (答案:下面沒有水) 哪一顆牙最后長出來,(答案:假牙) 為什么兩只老虎打架,非要拼個你死我活絕不罷休, (答案:沒有人敢去勸架) 小紅與媽媽都在同一個班里上課，這是為什么,(答案:一個是學生，一個是老師) 為什么游泳比賽中青蛙輸給了狗, (答案:青蛙用蛙泳犯規) 為讀完北京大學需要多少時間,(答案:一鈔鐘足夠) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 小明總是喜歡把家里的鬧鐘整壞，媽媽為什么總是讓不會修理鐘表的爸爸代為修理,(答案:修理小明) 黑人和白人生下的嬰兒，牙齒是什么顏色,(答案:嬰兒沒有牙) 有一根棍子，要使它變短，但不許鋸斷，折斷或削短，該怎么辦,(答案:拿一根長得跟它比) 在羅馬數字中，零該怎么寫,(答案:羅馬數字沒有零) 你能否用3跟筷子搭起一個比3大比4小的數,(答案:搭成圓周率?) 沙沙聲稱自己是辨別母雞年齡的專家，其絕招是用牙齒，為什么,(答案:把雞親口吃了來辨別母雞的老嫩) 數字0到1之間加一個什么號，才能使這個數比0大，而比1小呢,(答案:加個.成為0.1) 什么東西說父親是不會相碰，叫爸爸時卻會碰到兩次,(答案:上嘴唇和下嘴唇) 一張方桌據掉一個角，還有幾個角, (答案:5個角) 金太太一向心直口快，可什么事竟讓她突然變得吞吞吐吐了呢,(答案:金太太在吃甘蔗的時候吞吞吐吐) 請仔細想一想，你所見到的最大影子是什么, (答案:地球的影子，即每天的晚上) 把24個人按5人排列，排城6行，該怎樣排,(答案:排成正六邊形即可) 公共汽車上，兩個人正在熱烈的交談，可圍觀的人卻一句話也聽不到，這是因為什么,(答案:這是一對聾啞人) 一個人在什么情況下，才處于真正的任人宰割的地步,(答案:在手術臺上時) 什么東西愈生氣，它便愈大? (答案:脾氣) 問醫生病人的情況,醫生只舉起5個手指家人就哭了,是什么原因呢? (答案:三長二短) 人們甘心情愿買假的東西是什么, (答案:假發，假牙) 什么東西越洗越臟,(答案:水) 最不聽話的是誰, (答案:聾子) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 一個人掉到河里，還掙扎了幾下，它從河里爬上來，衣服全濕了，頭發卻沒濕，為什么, (答案:因為他是光頭) 小明新買的襪子就有一個洞，他卻不去找售貨員換，你知道為什么嗎, (答案:襪口) 什么事你明明沒有做，但卻要受罰, (答案:家庭作業) 大家都不想得到的是什么,(答案:得病) 什么英文字母最多人喜歡聽呢? (答案:CD) 什么東西晚上才生出尾巴呢? (答案:流星) 家人問醫生病人的情況,醫生只舉起5個手指，家人就哭了,是什么原因呢? (答案:三長兩短) 什么東西有五個頭，但人不覺的它怪呢? (答案:手，腳) 什么水永遠用不完? (答案:淚水) 大象的左耳朵像什么, (答案:右耳朵) 書店里買不到什么書?(答案:遺書) 什么帽不能戴?(答案:螺帽) 一個學生住在學校里，為什么上學還經常遲到,(答案:家所在的學校不是他上學的學校) 為什么警察對闖紅燈的汽車司機視而不見,(答案:汽車司機沒開車) 兩對父子去買帽子，為什么只買了三頂,(答案:三代人) 在一次監察嚴密的考試中，有兩個學生交了一模一樣的考卷。主考官發現后，卻并沒有認為他們作弊，這是什么原因,(答案:二張都是白卷) 張大媽整天說個不停，可有一個月她說話最少，那是哪個月,(答案:二月份) 有一種地方專門教壞人，但沒有一個警察敢對它采取行動加以掃蕩。這是什么地方 (答案:看守所) 當今社會，個體戶大都靠什么吃飯, (答案:嘴) 冰變成水最快的方法是什么, (答案:去掉兩點水) 小劉是個很普通的人，為什么竟然能一連十幾個小時不眨眼,(答案:睡覺) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 小王是一名優秀士兵，一天他在站崗值勤時，明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過來，為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼, (答案:他自在瞄準) 豬的全身都是寶，用處很大，豬對人類還有什么用處,(答案:還可以用來罵人) 六歲的小明總是喜歡把家里的鬧鐘整壞，媽媽為什么總是讓不會修理鐘表的爸爸代為修理? (答案:媽媽讓爸爸修理小明) 早晨醒來，每個人都會去做的第一件事是什么,(答案:睜眼) 報紙上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息絕對假不了, (答案:報紙上的年月日) 阿研的口袋里共有10個硬幣，漏掉了10個硬幣，口袋里還有什么,(答案:一個破洞) 為什么女人穿高跟鞋后，就代表她想要結婚了(答案:因為穿上高跟鞋，別人追就跑得慢啊。) 草地上畫了一個直徑十米的圓圈，內有牛一頭，圓圈中心插了一根木樁。牛被一根五米長的繩子栓著，如果不割斷繩子，也不解開繩子，那么此牛能否吃到圈外的草, (答案:沒有說牛是被栓在木樁上的) 有兩個人，一個面朝南，一個面朝北的站立著，不準回頭，不準走動，不準照鏡子，問他們能否看到對方的臉,(答案:面對面站著) 有一塊天然的黑色的大理石，在九月七號這一天，把它扔到錢塘江里會有什么現象發生,(答案:沉入江底) 汽車在右轉彎時，哪一條輪胎不轉,(答案:備用) 小王與父母頭一次出國旅行，由于語言不通，他的父母顯的不知所措，小王也不懂絲毫外語，他也不是聾啞人，卻象在自己國家里一樣未嘗感到絲毫不便這是為什么,(答案:小王是個嬰兒) 什么東西經常會來，但卻從沒真正來過, (答案:明天) 你只要叫它的名字就會把它破壞，它是什么,(答案:沉默) 打什么東西，不必花力氣,(答案:打瞌睡) 有一個字，人人見了都會念錯。這是什么字,(答案:錯字) 放大鏡不能放大的東西是什么,(答案:角度) 6829> 什么時候太陽會從西邊出來,(答案:發誓的時候) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 換心手術失敗，醫生問快要斷氣的病人有什么遺言要交代，你猜他會說什么,(答案:其實你不懂我的心) 小明發現房間遭竊,卻一點也不緊張,為何? (答案:哪是別人的房間) 一個人從五十米高的大廈上跳樓自殺,重重的摔在了地上,為什么沒被摔死? (答案:他在半空中就已經被嚇死) 小王是一名優秀士兵,在站崗值勤時,明明看到有敵人悄悄向他摸過來,為什么他卻睜一只眼閉一只眼? (答案:他正在瞄準) 青蛙為什么能跳得比樹高? (答案:樹不會跳) 什么時候四減一會等于五? (答案:四個角的東西切去一個角) 什么東西愈生氣，它便愈大? (答案:脾氣) 象棋與圍棋的區別是什么,(答案:象棋越下越少，圍棋越下越多) 一只雞，一只鵝，放冰箱里，雞凍死了，鵝卻活著，為什么? (答案:是企鵝) 醫生手術為何帶口罩?(答案:怕人認出來) 比細菌還小的是什么? (答案:細菌的兒子) 當你向別人夸耀你的長處的同時，別人還會知道你的什么? (答案:不是啞巴) IX---這個羅馬數字代表9，如何加上一筆，使其變成偶數? (答案:前面加5) 文文在洗衣服，但洗了半天，她的衣服還是臟的，為什么? (答案:她在洗別人的衣服) 有一個人頭戴安全帽,上面綁著一把扇子,左手拿著電風扇,右手拿著水壺,腳穿溜冰鞋,請問他要去哪里? (答案:精神病院) 香港生活的人，是不是可以埋葬在廣州呢 (答案:活人怎么可以埋呢) 小明知道試卷的答案，為什么還頻頻看同學的,(答案:小明是老師) 什么事你明明沒有做卻要受罰,(答案:做作業) 報紙上登的消息不一定百分之百是真的，但什么消息絕對假不了? (答案:報紙上的，年，月，日) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 小明對小華說:我可以坐在一個你永遠也坐不到的地方～他坐在哪里, (答案:小華的身上) 什么官不僅不領工資，還要自掏腰包? (答案:新郎管) 有一位老太太上了公車，為什么沒人讓座,(答案:車上有空座) 什么情況一山可容二虎,(答案:一公一母) 一個可以大可以小的地方是哪里, (答案:廁所) 新買的襪子怎么會有一個洞,(答案:襪口) 什么書誰也沒見過? (答案:天書) 人在什么情況下會七竅生煙?(答案:火葬) 有一種東西，買的人知道，賣的人也知道，只有用的人不知道，是什么東西,(答案:棺材) 為什么一瓶標明劇毒的藥對人卻無害,(答案:只要你不去喝它) 有一根棍子，要使它變短，但不準鋸斷、折斷、削短，還有什么辦法,(答案:找一根比它長的棍子和它比) 什么時候四減三會等于五,(答案:四個角的東西切去一個角) 如果明天就是世界末日，為什么今天就有人想自殺,(答案:去天堂占位子。) 黑頭發有什么好處,(答案:不怕曬黑) 失意的TOM跳入河中，可他不會游泳，也沒有淹死，為什么,(答案:愛河) 哪種竹子不長在土里,(答案:爆竹 ) 黑頭發有什么好處,(答案:不必擔心被曬黑 ) 小王與父母頭一次出國旅行，由于語言不通，他的父母顯得不知所措，小王也不懂外語，卻象在自己國家里一樣，沒有感到絲毫不便，這是為什么,(答案:他是嬰兒 ) 什么雞沒有翅膀,(答案:田雞 ) 有個人說用牙齒可以判斷雞的年齡，為什么,(答案:牙可以嚼出肉的老嫩 ) 什么東西晚上才會長出尾巴,(答案:流星 ) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 有一種動物，你殺了它卻流了你自己的血，這是什么動物,(答案:蚊子 ) 什么貴重的東西最容易不翼而飛, (答案:人造衛星 ) 離婚的主要起因是什么? (答案:結婚) 時鐘什么時候不會走,(答案:時鐘本來就不會走) 被鱷魚咬和被鯊魚咬后的感覺有什么不同,(答案:沒人知道) 有人說，女人象一本書，那么胖女人象什么書,(答案:合訂本) 為什么大部份佛教徒都在北半球, (答案:南無阿彌陀佛) 什么人生病從來不看醫生,(答案:瞎子) 黑人為什么喜歡吃白色巧克力,(答案:怕把自己的手咬到) 為了怕身材走樣，結婚后不生孩子的美女怎么稱呼,(答案:絕代佳人) 世界上有什么東西以近2000公里/小時的速度載著人奔馳，而且不必加油或其它燃料,(答案:地球) 今年圣誕夜，圣誕老人第一件放進襪子的是什么東西,(答案:自己的腳) 失意的TOM跳入河中，可他不會游泳，也沒有淹死，為什么,(答案:愛河) 袋鼠與猴子比賽跳高。為什么還沒開始跳，袋鼠就輸了, (答案:袋鼠雙腳起跳) 為什么一群狼中有一只羊,(答案:群字中有一個羊字) 蝸牛從上海到北京只用了一分鐘，為什么,(答案:地圖上) 打狗看主人，打虎看什么,(答案:看你有沒有種) 在不，仁，王，O，吾的O位置，應當填寫東，南，西，北，中的哪個字, (答案:應該是西～因為前幾個字中分別有一、二、三、五) 老大和老幺之間隔著三兄弟，雖是同年同月同日生，卻一點也不相象，為什么, (答案:他們是手指頭 ) 在茫茫大海上漂泊了大半年的海員,一腳踏上大陸后,他接下來最想做什么事情? (答案:踏上另一只腳) 茄子的另外一個名字叫什么,(答案:蔬菜) of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 牛的舌頭和尾巴在什么時候遇在一起,(答案:餐廳里) 借什么可以不還 (答案:借光) 什么時候四減一會等于五? (答案:四個角的東西切去一個角) 什么東西愈生氣，它便愈大? (答案:脾氣) 有一樣東西，你只能用左手拿它,右手卻拿不到,這是什么東西? (答案:右手) 亞當和夏娃結婚后最大的遺憾是什么? (答案:沒有人來喝喜酒) 為什么一瓶標明劇毒的藥對人卻無害? (答案:只要你不去喝它) 一個招牌突然由高處掉落,砸向并排行走的五個人,為什么只有三個人受傷? (答案:因為幫當勞M的招牌) 每對夫妻在生活中都有一個絕對的共同點，那是什么? (答案:就是同年同月同日結婚) 被鱷魚咬和被鯊魚咬后的感覺有什么不同? (答案:沒有人知道) 為什么彤彤與壯壯第一次見面就一口咬定壯壯是喝羊奶長大的? (答案:狀狀是一只羊) 哪里的佛像最少? (答案:南邊，南無阿彌陀佛嘛) 至少要多少時間才能讀完清華大學? (答案:讀清華大學這四個字只要一秒鐘就夠了) 為什么青蛙可以跳得比樹高, (答案:因為樹根本就不會跳嘛～) 為什么人們要到市場上去,(答案:因為市場不會來) 什么東西一百個男人無法舉起，一女子卻可單手舉起, (答案:比如一個雞蛋，一百個男人不可能同時舉起一個雞蛋) 中國古人曾將蘭色外衣,浸于黃河中,會產生何種現象? (答案:衣服濕了) 為什么相同的物品買一個交60元，買兩個交20元, (答案:用百元大鈔買四十塊錢的東西的找零) 爺倆娘倆兄妹倆,一共只有三個人,這是為什么,(答案:兒子、母親和舅舅) 一個人愛喝酒，又怕老婆，老婆規定進門必須脫鞋，他當圣旨一樣記的牢。一天又喝的東搖of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity 西擺的回來了，剛到樓梯口突然想起老婆說進門必須要脫鞋的話，急忙把鞋脫下拿在手中，光著腳走到五樓。打開門把鞋晃了晃對老婆說:今天我記得脫鞋了吧。 (答案:必須脫鞋) 什么字全世界通用,(答案:阿拉伯數字) 什么東西天氣越熱，它爬的越高,(答案:溫度) 什么東西晚上才生出尾巴呢? (答案:流行) 牧師無論如何都不能主持的儀式是什么? (答案:自己的葬禮) 離婚的主要起因是什么, (答案:結婚) 文文在洗衣服，但洗了半天，她的衣服還是臟的，為什么,(答案:他在洗別人的衣服) 什么時候，四減一等于五,(答案:一個四邊形，切下一個角，還有五個角) 大男人在小便....猜一物(答案:花(flower 扶老二)) 理發師 5 老王一天要刮四五十次臉，臉上卻仍有胡子。這是什么原因, 答案: 老王是個理發師 6 有一個字，人人見了都會念錯。這是什么字, 答案: 這是“錯”字 7 小華在家里，和誰長得最像, 答案: 鏡中的小華 8 雞蛋殼有什么用處, 答案: 用來包蛋清和蛋黃。 9 不必花力氣打的東西是什么, 答案: 打哈欠 10 你能做，我能做，大家都做;一個人能做，兩個人不能一起做。這是做什么, 答案: 做夢 11 什么事每人每天都必須認真的做? 答案: 睡覺 12 什么人始終不敢洗澡 答案: 泥人 13 小明從不念書卻得了模范生,為什么 答案: 小明是聾啞學生 14 什么車子寸步難行? 答案: 風車 15 哪一個月有二十八天? 答案: 每個月都有28天 of chicken manure bacteria, eggs can be killed, make chicken manure safe organic fertilizer with high efficiency. Timely watering, make sure seedlings to moisture requirements. (4) the application of new type high efficient inhibitor fertilizer can effectively prevent damage caused by the effect of quick-acting organic fertilizer on seedling, and prevent soil compaction, promote healthy growth. 2, the use of some of the new technical measures, improve the survival rate (1) increased tree holes. Use of excavators and combine artificial dig tree holes, improve efficiency, increase the water storage capacity of tree holes, enhance seedling drought resistance. (2) covered. Seedlings planted in the winter and early spring season, and after filling flooded twice, points, and plastic film mulching tree holes, roots of both the temperature and reduce the moisture to evaporate, reducing plant death due to physiological drought, improve the survival rate of seedlings. (3) tree protection. After to the trunk with a rope winding, outside on the covered a layer of mulch, moisturizing, thermal insulation, can improve the survival rate of seedlings. (4) the use of branch Po. Bao is the latest technology of cultivation of fruit trees, branches, especially for more expensive but difficult branches of seedlings, have obvious effects in Garden tree species can also be used. Second, measures to reduce costs and shorten, reduce labor intensity