女友的前男友是男神英文歌词
LIL DICKY lyrics : "Ex-Boyfriend"
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Verse 1
Now I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell
And I don't fall for chickens
But this one a little different
Body sickening,
plus she really good at making breaded chicken
got me thinkin she the one man
even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
get a lotta hos, but none of those come close
I swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd
oh yeah there's one more thing
and I know this shit gonna sound insane
but I still haven't hit it
I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before
Because shes only fucked one guy before
and though I really wanna boink this whore
she ma sweetie 3.14
so I'm stayin patient, and masturbating,
and now ma heart is sorta racing
cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
hell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
But on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
and he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "who this" and she say
dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim"
Chorus 1
and I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
but as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes
cuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life
He's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod
Man this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god
And now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww
Awww damn
Verse 2
Man this is crazy
I can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady
I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti
Katie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades
And I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay
And then they say, "let's get drinks" so I say okay
Even though I was about to get laid!
Man this mafucka look like Ashton
Combined wit a lil Hugh Jackman
In other words, he's so damn attractive
So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him
now I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him
And he payin for it all, he investment bankin...
I'm acting, like i ain't distracted
but I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin
and now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss
mid stream, I look left and guess who it is
and I had to see, and I was mad discrete
and I got on my toes and I took a little peek
oh my god becky, look at that cock
Chorus 2
And I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type
But as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes
Because he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life
And now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate
Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate
And I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt
Aw damn
Verse 3
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