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Indirect Object Jimmy’s class was having a lesson in English grammar.The teacher called on Jimmy to give an example of a semtence with a imdirect object. After thinking it over,Jimmy stood up and said, “Teacher,everybody thinks you are beautiful.” “Why,thank you,Jimmy,”replied the teacher, “but what is the indirect object?” “A good report card next month.”was the reply. ID Ten T Error Young Judy was having trouble with her computer. So she called Tony,the computer guy,over to her desk..Tony clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away,Judy called after him, “So,what was wrong?” And he replied, “It was an ID Ten T Error.” A puzzled expression ran over Judy’s face,”An ID Ten T Error? What’s that... in case I need to fix it again?” “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID T Error before?”He grinned. “No,”replied Judy. “Write it down,”he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.” So she wrote…“ID 10 T” Damp Towel One day a child at my four-year-old’s preschool class told her classmates that she needed a’damp towel,’Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her. The teacher stepped in to explain, “If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel,what does she want?” A little girl blurted out, “She means she wants that towel right now!” Good Guess A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,”she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance,falls in,and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.Why do you think she ran to the bank?” A little girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?” Leave It All To Me A man went to his lawyer and stated, “I would like to make a will but I don’t know exactly how to go about it.” The lawyer said, “No problem, leave it all to me.” The man looked somewhat upset as he said, “Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I’d like to leave a little to my children, too!” Cleveland Parachute Club A woman answers the phone in a busy office, “Good morning, Cleveland Parachute Club. What can I do for you?” A startled man on the other end replied, “Excuse me, but isn’t this the Cleveland Prostitute Club”? “Oh no sir”, came the embarrassed reply, “this is the Cleveland Parachute Club”. “Damn!” said the man. “I’m afraid I made a big mistake. Last week your salesman called and signed me up for two jumps a week”.