英语搞笑小话剧

英语搞笑小话剧（彼得与狼） Peter and the Wolf all : I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf” Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is! Bird: Good morning, Peter. Peter: Good morning, Bird. Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful. Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door. Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool! (Duck jumps into the pool.) Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly? Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can. Bird: You are a fool. Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool. Bird: You are a fool. Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool. (At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.) Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please. Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird. (So the bird flies away.) Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird? Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me? Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away. Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then? Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf? (A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs away quickly.) Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf! Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly. (How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.) Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird andthe black cat. (Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.) Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough. Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me! (The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment. Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.) Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away. (At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.) Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo. Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo.