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功夫熊猫 Legend tells of a legendary warrior, whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land Po: What was I… ah… I was dreaming about … Noodles!search of worthy foes. Evil Ox: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew Dad: Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?on my fist. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then Po: Uh… ya, what else would I be dreaming about? Oh, he swallowed. And then he spoke. careful. That soup is…sharp!Po: Enough talk. Let’s fight. Dad: Oh! Happy day! My son finally having the noodle He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, dream! You don’t know how long I have been waiting for from over exposure to pure awesomeness.this moment! This is a sign, Po.Evil 1: My eyes! Po: Uh… a sign of what?Evil 2: He’s too awesome!Dad: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient, of my secret ingredient soup. And then Rabbit 1: And attractive. you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my father who Rabbit 2: How can we repay you?took over from his father who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong.Po: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. Po: Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.It matted not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. Dad: No, it was THE DREAM. We’re noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins.Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Po: But Dad, didn’t you ever… well… wanted to do Even the most heroic heroes in all of China. The something else? Something beside noodles?Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master. Dad: Actually, when I was young and crazy. I thought Monkey: We should hang out.about running away and learning how to make tofu.Po: Agreed.Po: So, why didn’t you…?But hanging out world have to wait. Cause when you’re Dad: Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha, TOFU, no, we all have our There is only one thing that matters and that ‘s…place in this world. Mine is here, and yours is…Monkey: Get up!Po: I know “is here”.Tigress: You’ll be late for work.Dad: No! It’s tables 2,5,7 and 12. Service with a smile.Dad: Po… Get up! Hey, Po… What are you doing up there?Master Shifu: Well done, students…if you were trying to disappoint me. Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey, Po: Ahh… nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis...Tigress… Roarrr! Ahh… Zeng: Master Shifu… Dad: Po… let’s go. You’re late for work. Master Shifu: What?Po: Coming! Sorry Dad. Zeng: It… it’s Master Oogway, he wants to see you.Dad: Sorry doesn’t make the Noodles. What are you doing up there? All that noise? Master Shifu: Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is Po: Oh… nothing. Just had a crazy dream.something wrong?Dad: About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about?Master Oogway: Why must something be wrong for me to Barry1 功夫熊猫 want to see my old friend?Po: …To the… Jade Palace…Master Shifu: So, nothing is wrong? Old Dad: But you’re forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of Master Oogway: Well, I didn’t say that.them.Master Shifu: You were saying…?Po: Selling noodles? But Dad, you know I was kind of thinking, maybe I…Master Oogway: I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return. Old Dad: Ya?Master Shifu: That is impossible. He’s in prison. Po: I was kind of thinking, maybe I … ahha…could also Master Oogway: Nothing is impossible.sell the bean buns. They’re about to go bad.Master Shifu: Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison. Tell them to Old Dad: That’s my boy! I told you that dream was a sign!double the guards, double the weapons…double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison.Po: Ya … I’m glad I had it.Zeng: Yes, Master Shifu!Baby Rabbit1: I’m the Dragon Warrior! Baby Rabbit2: Me, too!Master Oogway: One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. Po: Almost there…what? No!Master Shifu: We have to do something. We can’t just have him march in the valley. And take his revenge, he’ll, Pig: sorry Po. We’ll bring you back a souvenir.he’ll… Po: No. I’ll bring me back a souvenir. Master Oogway: Your mind is like this water, my friend. When it is agitated…it becomes difficult to see. But if you Master Shifu: It is a historic day, isn’t it, Master Oogway?allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. Master Oogway: Yes. The one I feared I would not live to Master Shifu: The Dragon’s scroll.see. Are your students ready?Master Oogway: It is time.Master Shifu: Yes, Master Oogway.Master Shifu: But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with Master Oogway: Now know this, old friend…whomever I the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon chose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to Warrior?you.Master Oogway: I don’t know. Ceremony Host: Let the tournament begin!Po: Excuse me… Sorry…oh…sorry. Po: No, no, no, wait! I’m coming. Hey, open the door! Let Pig1: Hey, watch it, Po.me in!Mom Rabbit: Oh!Ceremony Host: Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honor to present to you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Po: Sorry…ah…oop! Sorry, a thousand pardon. …what? Monkey, Mantis! The Furious Five!Master Oogway is choosing Dragon Warrior TODAY! Everyone, everyone, go, get to the Jade Palace! One of the Po: Ah…ah…ah…five is going to get the Dragon’s Scroll. We have been waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl! This Po: They are the Furious five! Ah…ah… ouch!is the greatest day in Kung Fu history! Don’t worry about it, just go!Ceremony Host: Warriors prepare!Old Dad: Po! Where are you going?Po: Blast, no, quick Po. Barry2 功夫熊猫 Ceremony Host: Ready for battle! Master Oogway: You.Po: The thousand tons of fire! Ho… ha… howw! Wow! Look at that! Hey, get out the way!Po: Me?Po: Uhh…oh…ohh! Ah…ah…ah! Hiyaah…ouch!Master Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.Ceremony Host: And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.Po: What?Po: I know!Furious Five: What?Ceremony Host: Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Master Shifu: What?Blades of Death. Dad: What?Master Oogway: I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Master Shifu: Stop, wait, who told you to… …Master Oogway, wait! That crabby panda can’t possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Master Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Tigress. And that thing fell in front of her! That was just an Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!accident!Po: Hah… butta… No, no, no, wait! Yaa… Master Oogway: There are no accidents.Po: ahh. Ha..ha… haah! Tigress: Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.Po: Ha… ha… haah! Master Shifu: No. If the panda has not quit by morning, Dad: Po! What are you doing?then I would have failed you.Po: What does it look like I’m doing? …stop, stop! I’m going to see the Dragon Warrior!Zeng: Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu.Dad: But I don’t understand! You finally have the noodle dream!Guard: What? Double the guard? Extra precautions?Po: I lied, I don’t dream about noodles, Dad! I love Kung Zeng: ‘Your prison may not be adequate’?Fu! Uuu! Guard: You doubt my prison secutity?Dad: Oh, come on, son, let’s get back to work. Zeng: Absolutely not! Shifu does. I’m just the messager.Po: Heay… Okay… …Ahh…ahh…ahh! Guard: I’ll give you a massage for your Master Shifu. Dad: Po!Escape from Chordom Prison is impossible. Po: Ahh…ahh… come back! Oh! Guard: Impressive, isn’t it?Po: Oh, what’s going on…where… ah … what do you point… Oh…Okay, sorry, I just wanted to see who the Zeng: Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.Dragon Warrior was… Guard: One way in, and one way out. One thousand guards Master Oogway: How interesting!and one prisoner.Tigress: Master, are you pointing at me?Zeng: Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.Master Oogway: Him.Guard: Take us down.Po: Who?Zeng: Ahh…ahh…ahh… oh…oo….oh.. Oh MY!… Barry3 功夫熊猫 Guard: Behold Tai Lung… Master Shifu: So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior, Zeng: I’ll… umm… I’ll just wait right here.hmm?Guard: It’s nothing to worry about. It’s perfectly safe. Both Po:… Ahh, I guess so…?posts. At the ready. Master Shifu: Wrong! You’re not the Dragon Warrior! You Zeng: What, Posts?will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll.Guard: Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll and it’s not going Po: Wow… so… How does this work? Do you have a to be you.ladder? A trampoline or…?Zeng: What are you doing? Don’t get him mad!Master Shifu: Umph… you think it is that easy that I’m just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?Guard: What is he going to do about it? I’ve got him completely immobilized. Haa… haa… ha… ha…! Oh! Did Po: No! I … I step on the wooly kiddy’s tail? Master Shifu: One must first master the highest level of Zeng: I’m gonna…I’ve seen enough. I’m gonna tell Shifu Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is that he has nothing to worry about.someone like you.Guard: No, he doesn’t.Po: Someone like me?Zeng: Okay, I’ll tell him that.Master Shifu: Yes! Look at you! This fat buttock. Flabby arms.Guard: Hmm… Po: Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.Zeng: Can we please go now? Master Shifu: And this ridiculous belly…Po: Oh, wait a second. I think there has been a slight Po: Hey… whoo…mistake. Err… everyone seems to think I’m err…aah… the Sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. … Look at this place! Master Shifu: And utter disregard for personal hygiene…Master Flying-Rhino’s armour! With authentic battle damage! Wow… the Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp, Po: Now wait a minute. That’s a little uncalled for.you can cut yourself just by looking! Ahh! Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs… I’ve only seen Master Shifu: don’t stand that close. I can smell your paintings of that painting! Ahh…ah…ha…ha…ha… breath.Heeyah…yah…aah…ah…ah… Noo…! Ho… oh, oh, oh, oh… The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors! Said to Po: Listen, Oogway said that I was the… uh… the Wushi contain souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello?Finger Hold! Never….! Master Shifu don’t…Master Shifu: Have you finished sightseeing?Master Shifu: Haa… oh… you know this hold?Po: Sorry, I should have come to see you first.Po: Developed by Master Wushi in the 3 rdMaster Shifu: My patience is running thin. dynasty. Po: Ohh? Well, I mean, it’s not like you are going Master Shifu: Yes. Oh, then you must know what happens anywhere.when I flex my pinky.Master Shifu: You turn around.Po: No, no, no…Po: Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get five… Master Shifu: You know the hardest part of this? The Master Shifu! Ooh! ... Ohh … whooo … Someone broke hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm…that… but I’m going to fix it… I’ll… do you have some glue…… aah… ouch… ooo! I’m a splinter. Po: Okay. Okay, take it easy. Master Shifu: Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may Barry4 功夫熊猫 have picked you, but when I’m through with you, I promise Monkey style. Imagine snake-kiddy Snake.you, you’re going to wish he hadn’t. Are we clear? Master Shifu: Would you hit it!?Po: Yes, we’re clear, we’re clear. We are so clear. Po: Alright. Alright.Master Shifu: Good… hmm…. Hmm… hmm… I can’t wait to get started. Master Shifu: Why don’t you try again? A little harder. Po: How’s that? Oohhh… oh, that hurts! Master Shifu: Let’s begin. Master Shifu: This will be easier than I thought. Po: Wait, wait, wait. Now? Po: Feeling a little nausea… ouch, ouch, ouch! Oohh… my Master Shifu: Yes, now. Unless you think that the great tenders… Oogway was wrong and you were not the Dragon Warrior. Po: Okay. Well, I don’t know if I can do all of those moves. Po: … how did I do?Master Shifu: Well, if we don’t try, we will never know, will we?Master Shifu: There is now a level zero.Po: Yes, it’s just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.Monkey: No words.Master Shifu: And what level is that?Crane: Don’t deny that.Po: Well you know I’m not a master, but let’s just start at Tigress: I don’t understand what Master Oogway was zero. Level zero.thinking.Master Shifu: There is no such thing as level zero.Viper: Poor guy is going to get himself killed. Po: Hey, maybe I can start with that.Crane: He is so fighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire.Master Shifu: That? We use that for training children. And poping the door open when it is hot. But if you insist…Mantis: When he walks, the very ground shakes.Po: Wow… the Furious Five! You’re so much bigger than Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would your action figures. Except for you, mantis. You’re about choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.the same. Crane: Ya. Or could at least touch his toes.Master Shifu: Go ahead, panda, show us what you can do! Monkey: Or even see his toes.Po: Ahh… are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something? Po: Okay… great… ooouuuch! …. Oh hey. Hi. You’re up?Master Shifu: Hit it. Crane: Am now.Po: Okay, yeah, I mean, I just ate, and so, I’m still digesting, so my Kung Fu meight not be as good as later Po: I was just…er…someday…eh? The Kung Fu stuff is on.hard work, right? Your biceps sore…Master Shifu: Just hit it.Crane: I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day, so… er…ya… I should probably get to sleep now. Po: What’d you got? You’re got nothing cos’ I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the Po: Ya, ya,… of course….thunder. Come on, crazy feet. What’re you going to do about crazy feet? Come on, I’m a blur. I’m a blur. You’ve Crane: Okay. Thanks.never seen Bear style. You’ve only seen Praying Mantis. Or Barry5 功夫熊猫 Po: It’s just, I’m such a big fan… You guys were so totally Master Oogway: Totally.amazing at the battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But you didn’t stop. You just,…. Oh, Po: How’s Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon sorry about that….Warrior? I mean I’m not like the five, I’ve got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis got those thingies. May be I Crane: ahh…look, you don’t belong here.should just quit and go back to making noodles.Po: Er… I know, I know. You’re right. I don’t have it. It’s Master Oogway: Quit? Don’t quit. Noodles? Don’t just, my whole life, I dreamed of…noodles. You’re too concerned with what was and what will be. There’s a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is Crane”: No, no, no. I mean you don’t belong here, I mean a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the in this room. But this is my room. Property of Crane.“present” . Po: Oh, okay, right, right. So… ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up. We’ve got big things tomorrow. Guard: Oh, no! Alright. You’re awesome, the last thing I’m going to say. Zeng: What’s happening? Okay, bye-bye. Guards: To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! Po: What was that? Guard: Fire Cross-Bow! Fire! Fire!Crane: I didn’t say anything. Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well.Zeng: Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.Po: Seem a little bit awkward. Master Tigress, didn’t mean Guard: You’re not going anywhere. Neither is he! Let go of to wake you. Justa…me. Bring it up! Wait! Bring it back! Tigress: You don’t belong here.Zeng: He’s going this way. Po: Ah ya… ya… of course… this is your room…Guard: He won’t get far. Archers!Tigress: I mean you don’t belong in the Jade Palace. You’re a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect of who Zeng: We are dead. So very, very dead.we are, and what we do, you will be gone by morning. Guard: Ha…ha…. Not yet, we’re not. Now!Po: Big fan! Zeng: Can we run now?Master Oogway: I see you’ve found the Sacred Peach Tree Guard: Yes.of Heavenly Wisdom. Po: Is that what this is? I’m so sorry. I thought it was just a Tai Lung: I am glad shifu sent you. I was beginning to feel regular peach tree.I’m being forgotten. Fly back there and tell them, the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.Master Oogway: I understand, you eat when you are upset. Po: Upset? I’m not upset. Why would I be upset!?Furious Five: Good morning, Master!Master Oogway: So, why are you upset?Master Shifu: Panda! Panda! Wake up! Hmm.. hmm.. hmm.. He’s quit.Po: I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the history Viper: What do we do now, master, with the Panda gone? of sucking.Who will be the Dragon Warrior?Master Oogway: Probably.Master Shifu: all we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. …. Po: And the five MAN, you should have seen them, they What are you doing here?totally hate me. Po: Haa… hey, good morning, Master. I thought I’ll warm Barry6 功夫熊猫 up a little. Viper: He is not going to quit, is he?Master Shifu: You’re stuck. Mantis: He’s not going to quit bouncing. I’ll tell you that.Po: Stuck? ….no… what? …stuck? No… this is one of the… ….ya… I’m stuck. Master Shifu: Help him.Po: Oouch! I thought you said acupuncture will make me feel better.Crane: Oh, dear. Lift on three. One, two, … Mantis: Trust me, it will. It’s just not easy finding right Po: thank you.nerve points under all this…Crane: Don’t mention it.Po: Fat?Po: No, really, I appreciate it…Mantis: Fur! I was going to say fur.Crane: Ever!Po: Sure you were.Master Shifu: You actually thought you could learn to do a Mantis: Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size? So full split in one night. It takes years to develop one’s I mean, look at me. I’m over here.flexibility. And years longer to apply it in combat. …Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect here are bloody Po: Ahh!knuckles and broken bones. Viper: May be you should take a look at this again.Po: Yaa… ha… ha… ha. Excellent! Mantis: Ohh… Okay.Master Shifu: Let’s get started. Po: Ooch! Stop! Stop it! Eee… ouch! … I know Master Viper: Are you ready?Shifu is trying to inspire me at all. But if I didn’t know any better I’ll say he’s trying to get rid of me.Po: I was born ready… oww! Oww!... Oh! Mantis: I know he can seem like heartless.Viper: I’m sorry brother. I thought you said you’re ready. Po: Aaaahh…!Po: That was awesome! Let’s go again! Mantis: But you know he wasn’t always like that.Master Shifu: I’ve been taking it easy on you, Panda. But Viper: According to legend there was once a time when no more. Your next opponent will be me.Master Shifu actually used to smile…Po: Alright. Ya.. Let’s go!Mantis: No!Master Shifu: Step forth! … The true path to victory is to Viper: Yes! But that was before…find your opponent’s weakness… And make him suffer for it.Po: Before what?Po: Oh, yeah!Tigress: Before Tai Lung.Master Shifu: To take his strength and use it against him. Crane: Aah..ya. we are not really suppose to talk about Until he finally falls or quits. him.Po: But a real warrior never quits. Just don’t worry Master, Tigress: Well, if he is going to stay here, he should know.I’ll never quit! Po: Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung…He was a Tigress: If he is smart he won’t come back up those steps.student…. The first to ever master the 1000 scrolls of Kung Fu…. And then he turned bad and now he’s in jail.Monkey: But he will. Barry7 功夫熊猫 Tigress: he wasn’t just a student. Shifu found him as a cub. Master Shifu: Illusion?And he raised him as his son. And when the boy showed talent in Kung Fu, Shifu trained him. He believed in him. Master Oogway: Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot He told him he was destined for greatness. It was never make it blossom when it suits me. Nor make it bear fruit enough for Tai Lung. He wanted the Dragon Scroll. But before it’s time.Oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. Outraged, Tai Lung laid waste to the Valley. He tried to take the Master Shifu: But there are things we can control. I can Scroll by force. And Shifu has to destroy what he had control when the fruit will fall. I can control where to plant created. But how could he? the seed. That is no illusion, Master.Shifu loved Tai Lung like he never loved anyone before. Master Oogway: Ah… yes, but no matter what you do, that What’s it . And now he has a chance to make things right. seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he is stuck with you. apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.A big fat Panda who treats it like a joke. Master Shifu: But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung.Po: Oh, that’s it! Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerves. And may have also stopped his heart.Master Oogway: Maybe it can, if you are willing to guide it, to nurture it, to believe in it. Master Shifu: But how? How? I need your help, Master.Master Shifu: Inner peace… Inner peace … Inner… in… in….in… inner peace…. Look whoever is making that Master Oogway: No, you just need to believe, promise me, flapping sound quiet down. Inner…Oh, Zeng, excellent… I Shifu. Promise me, you will believe.could use some good news now. Master Shifu: I… I will try.Zeng: Aaahh… Master Oogway: Hmm… good. My time has come. You must continue your journey without me.Master Shifu: Master. Master. Master Shifu: What…What?... what are you… wait, Master Oogway: Hmm… Master! You can’t leave me!Master Shifu: I… I… have… it’s a … it’s a very bad news.Master Oogway: You must believeMaster Oogway: Aah… Shifu. There is just news. No good Master Shifu: Master!or bad. Master Shifu: Master, your vision… your vision was right. Po: I’m not scared… yet. Sound like fun, you may be a Tai Lung has broken out of prison. He’s on his way.wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in Harjin Province, but will show a lousy tipper.Master Oogway: That is bad news…if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.Crane: Really? So, how did you get out of there alive?Master Shifu: Panda? Master, that Panda is not the Dragon Po: I mean I didn’t actually said that, but I thought it, in my Warrior. He wasn’t even meant to be here. It was an mind. If he could read my mind he would have been accident.like…”what!?” Order up! You like it?Master Oogway: There are no accidents.Mantis: This is really good.Master Shifu: Yes, I know. You said that already, … twice. Po: Now, come on, you should try my Dad’s secret Well, that was no accident either.ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.Master Oogway: Thrice. Viper: What are you talking about? This is amazing.Master Oogway: My old friend. The Panda will never Mantis: Wow, you are really a good cook.fulfill his destiny, nor you, yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.Crane: I wish my mouth was bigger. Barry8 功夫熊猫 Monkey: Tigress, you got to try this.Master Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung! It is his! ……. Where did he go?Tigress: Hmm… it is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Gingko leaf and the energy of the universe. Master Shifu: You cannot leave! A real warrior never quit! Po: I guess my body doesn’t know it’s the Dragon Warrior yet. I need lard more than dew and the universe juice. Po: Watch me! … Come on! How am I suppose to beat Tai What? Lung? I can’t even beat you to the stairs.Mantis: Oh , nothing, Master Shifu.Master Shifu: You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior.Crane: Ha… ha…ha…ha… Po: Ouch! You don’t believe that! Oh! You never believed Po: You will never be the Dragon Warrior unless you lose that. From the first moment I got here, you’ve been trying 500 pounds and brush your teeth. What is the noise you’re to get rid of me.making? Laughter? I have never heard of it. Work hard Panda and maybe someday you’ll have ears like mine. Master Shifu: Yes, I was! But now I ask you to trust in your Master as I have come to trust in mine.Crane: That’s good. Po: You are not my master, and I am not the Dragon Furious Five: Oh, oh...Warrior.Po: Ears? It’s not working for you. I thought they’re pretty Master Shifu: Then why didn’t you quit? You knew I was good.trying to get rid of you. Yet you stayed.Monkey: It’s Shifu!Po: Ya, I stayed. I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurt! But it could never hurt more than it did every day in my life just being Po: Of course it’s Shifu. What do you think I’m doing? …. me. I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me, Oo …Master Shifu! Ahh… could make me not me… it was you, the greatest Kung Fu teacher of all of China.Master Shifu: You think this is fuuny! Tai Lung has escaped from prison! And you all are acting like children! Master Shifu: But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior. And I will!Po: What?! Po: Come on! Tai Lung is on his way right now. And even Master Shifu: He’s coming for the Dragon Scroll and if it takes him a hundred years to get here, how are you you’re the only one who can stop him. going to change this into the Dragon Warrior? Hah? How? How? How?Po: Ha… and here I am saying you’ve got no sense of humor. I am gonna… step down…. What? You’re Master Shifu: I don’t know… I don’t know…serious?...And I have to … aaa… not… Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before. He’ll do it again. Po: That’s what I thought.Master Shifu: Oogway cannot! Not anymore. Tigress: This is what you trained me for!Furious Five: Haa? Viper: Tigress!Master Shifu: Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior. Tigress: Don’t try and stop me!Tigress: The Panda? Viper: We are not trying to stop you.Master Shifu: Yes, the Panda. Tigress: What?Tigress: Master please, let us stop Tai Lung, this is what you train us for! Viper: We are coming with you. Barry9 功夫熊猫 Po: Aah, great! Cause I am hungry.Po: What? I eat when I am upset, Okay? Master Shifu: Good, when you have been trained you may Master Shifu: Oh! No need to explain. I just thought you eat. Let’s begin! might be Monkey. He hides his almond cookies in the top- shelf. Master Shifu: After you, Panda.Po: Don’t tell Monkey…Po: Just like that? No sit-ups, no ten-mile hike?Master Shifu: Look at you.Master Shifu: I vowed to train you and you have been trained. You are free to eat.Po: Yaa… I know I disgust you.Enjoy! Master Shifu: No, I mean, how did you get up there?Po: Hey!Po: I don’t know,…I…I don’t know, just get the cookies.Master Shifu: I said you are free to eat. Have a dumpling.Master Shifu: And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and You are free to eat.have done a perfect split. Po: Am I?Po: No, this? This is just an accident! Master Shifu: Are you?Master Shifu: There are no accidents. Come with me. Po: I know you are trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-Po: I am not hungry. Master!ee. But could you least tell me where we are going? …… You drag me all the way out here for a bath? Tigress: Cut it!Master Shifu: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears.Tai Lung: Where is the Dragon Warrior?Po: Uhh?... The pool of…Tigress: How do you know you are not looking at her?Master Shifu: This is where Oogway unraveled the Tai Lung: Ha ha ha…You think I’m a fool? I know you’re mysteries of harmony and focus. This is the birth place of not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell Kung Fu. out of the sky on a ball of fire. But he’s a warrior unlike anything in the world has ever seen.Master Shifu: Do you want to learn Kung Fu? Po?Po: Yes!!! Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po! Finally, a worthy Master Shifu: Then I am your Master?opponent. The battle will be legendary.Po: Okay!!!Monkey: We got this, help her!Master Shifu: Don’t cry.Viper: Monkey!Po: Okay!!!Mantis: Jump! Tigress: Mantis! … Now!Master Shifu: When you focus on Kung Fu, when you Tai Lung: Shifu told you well, but he didn’t teach you concentrate, you stink. Perhaps that is my fault. I cannot everygthing.train you the way I trained the Five. I see now that the way to get through to you is with this. Barry10 功夫熊猫 Po: Oh, ya…yah.Master Shifu: You have done well, Panda. Master Shifu: Read it Po. And fulfill your destiny. Read it Po: Done well? Done well! I have done awesome!and become the Dragon Warrior.Master Shifu: The mark of a true hero is humility…. But Po: Wow…!... it’s impossible to open… Thank you. yes, you have done awesome.Probably, I loosen it up for you. Okay, here goes. Aargh…!... It’s blank.Po: Fives! They are dead. No, they are breathing. They’re asleep? No, their eyes are open. Master Shifu: What?Crane: We were no match for his nerve attack.Po: Here look!Master Shifu: He has gotten stonger.Master Shifu: No, I am forbidden to look upon it. Blank? I don’t … I don’t understand.Po: Tai lung? Stonger? Po: Okay, so like Oogway was just a crazy old turtle after Monkey: He’s too fast! … Sorry, Po. all.Tigress: I thought we could stop him.Master Shifu: No, Oogway was wiser than us all.Master Shifu: He could have killed you. Why didn’t he? So Po: Oh, come on, face it, he picked me by accident. Of you can come back here…and strike fear into our hearts. course I’m not Dragon Warrior. Ooo..am I kidding!?But it won’t work. Tigress: But who will stop Tai Lung? Po: It might. I mean a little. I’m pretty scared. Crane: He will destroy everything. And everyone.Master Shifu: You can defeat him, Panda. Master Shifu: No…Evacuate the valley. You must protect Po: Are you kidding? If they can’t…They’re Five Masters. the villagers from Tai Lung’s rage.I’m just one me. Master Shifu: But you have the one thing that no one else does.Tigress: What about you, Master? Master Shifu: I will fight him.Po: You really believe I’m ready? Po: What?Master Shifu: You are, Po. Master Shifu: I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape.Master Shifu: Behold, the Dragon’s Scroll. It is yours. Po: But Shifu, he’ll kill you.Po: Wait. What happens when I read it? Master Shifu: Then I would have finally paid for my Master Shifu: No one knows. But legend says you will be mistake. Listen to me, all of you. It is time for you to able to hear a butterfly’s wings beat.continue your journey without me. I am very proud to have been your master.Po: Wow! Really? That’s cool. Master Shifu: Yes! And see light in the deepest cave. You Tigress: We got to get them out safely.will feel the universe in motion around you. Monkey: Come little one, let’s find your Mama.Po: Wow! Can I punch through walls? Can I do a quadruple back flip?Tigress: Viper, gather the southern farmers. Mantis, the north. Crane, light the way.Master Shifu: Focus. Focus. Focus! Barry11 功夫熊猫 Dad Rabbit: Look, it’s the Dragon Warrior. Master Shifu: That is how it must be. Po: Hey, Dad… Tai Lung: I rotted in jail for 20 years, because of your Dad: Po! It’s good to have you back, son. weakness!Po: Good to be back. Master Shifu: Obeying your master is not weakness!Dad: Let’s go, Po. For our next shop, it’s time to face it. Tai Lung: You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! You always The future of noodles is diced cut vegetables. No longer knew! But when Oogway said otherwise, what did you do? slices. Also, I was thinking...maybe this time we’ll have a What did you do! Nothing!kitchen you can actually stand up in. Hmm! You like that? ...... Po, I’m sorry things didn’t work out. It just Master Shifu: You were not meant to be the Dragon wasn’t meant to be. Po, forget everything else. Your destiny Warrior. That was not my fault! still awaits. We are noodle-folk. Broth runs deep through our veins.Tai Lung: Not your fault! Who failed my every dream? Who told we should train until my bones cracked? Who Po: I don’t know, Dad. Honestly, sometimes I can’t believe denied me my destiny?!!I’m actually your son. Master Shifu: It was never my decision to make!Dad: Po, I think it’s time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago.Tai Lung: It is now! Give me the Scroll.Po: Okay.Master Shifu: I would rather die!Dad: The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup… Tai Lung: What I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! Tell meee!Po: Ohh… Master Shifu: I … I have always been proud of you…from Dad: Come here with me, the secret ingredient is…the first moment, I have been proud of you. And it was my nothing!pride that blinded me. I love you too much to see what you were becoming, what I was turning you into. I’m…I’m Po: Hah?sorry…Dad: But you heard me. Nothing! There is no secret Tai Lung: I don’t want your apology. I want my Scroll! … ingredient.what? Where is it?Po: Wait, wait. It’s just plain old noodle soup? You don’t Master Shifu: Dragon Warrior has taken Scroll half way add some kind of special sauce or something?across China by now. You will never see that Scroll, Tai Lung! Never!Dad: Don’t have to! To make something special, you just have to believe it is special.Po: Hey! … stairs … Po: There is no secret ingredient…Tai Lung: Who are you? Po: Buddy… I am the Dragon Warrior.Tai Lung: I have come home, Master.Tai Lung: You? Him? He is a Panda. You’re a Panda. What are you going to do, Big Guy? Sit on me?Master Shifu: This is no longer your home and I am no longer your master.Po: Don’t tempt me. Now, I’m going to use this. You want it? Come get it.Tai Lung: Yes, you have a new favorite. So where is this Po? Did I scared him off? Tai Lung: Finally! That Scroll is mine! Master Shifu: This battle is between you and me.… That Scroll has given him power.Tai Lung: So that’s how it’s going to be. Barry12 功夫熊猫 Tai Lung: Finally! Oh, yes. The power of the Dragon Scroll Po: Do you want to get something to eat? is mine! … It’s nothing! Master Shifu: Ya. Po: It’s okay. I didn’t get it the first timer either.Tai Lung: What? Po: There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.… stop it!! Ho, ho, ho, I’m going to pee! Don’t, don’t, don’t… ha…ha…ha… Tai Lung: You can’t defeat me! You’re just a big fat Panda!Po: I’m not a big fat Panda. I’m the BIG FAT PANDA!!Tai Lung: ? The Wushi Finger Hold? Po: Oh? You know this hold? Tai Lung: You’re bluffing. You’re bluffing! Shifu didn’t teach you that! Po: No, I figured it out. Skedush…! Pig: Ah… look! The Dragon Warrior! Dad: That’s my boy! The big lovely Kung Fu warrior is my son! Po: Yes, thanks Dad! … Hey guys. Tigress: Master! ALL: Master! Po: Master? Master Shifu? … Master! Shifu! Shifu! Are you okay? Master Shifu: Po, you are alive. … Or we are both dead.Po: No, Master, I didn’t die. I defeated Tai Lung. Master Shifu: You did? … wow, it is as Oogway foretold. You are the Dragon Warrior. You have brought peace to this Valley. … And to me. Thank you. Thank you, Po. Thank you, thank you… Po: No, Master! No, no, no! Don’t die, Shifu, please!Master Shifu: I’m not dying, you idiot … ahh… Dragon Warrior… I’m simply at peace. Finally. Po: Oh… so I should stop talking? Master Shifu: If you can… Barry13