【精品】功夫熊猫英语台词

【精品】功夫熊猫英语 功夫熊猫英语台词------------1------------PO 的梦境开场--------------- legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skillwere a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthyfoes I see you like to chew maybe you should chew on my fist the warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then heswallowed and then he spoke : enough talk lets fight . he wasso deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind fromover-exposure to pure awesomeness my eyes ... hes too awesome and attractive ... how can we repay you theres no charge for awesomeness or attrativeness . itmattered not how many foes he faced they were no match forhis foe-desity实在找不出这个词是 啥). never before had apanda been so feared and so loved ， even the most heroticheroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respectof this great master We shall hang out agreed ～ yeh ... But hanging out would have to wait coz when you arefacing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain theresonly one thing that it matters and thats .. PO get up you ll be late for work what ... ---------------2------------PO 家里--------------- po get up hey po what are you doing up there ah .. nothing .. monkey mantis crane viper tigeress roar po lets go you re late for work coming... sorry dad sorry doesnt make the noodles and what are you doing up there all that noise oh nothing just had a crazy dream about what uh what were you dreaming about what was I ahhh I was dreaming about uhhh noodles ... noodles you were really dreaming about noodles uh yeh what else would I be dreaming about thank you ...oh ...careful that soup is ... sharp oh ... happy day.. my son finally having the noodle dreamyou dont know how long I ve been waiting for this momentthis is a sign po ahh ..a sign of what you are almost ready to be entrust with the secretingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then you’ll fulfillyour destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it overfrom my father who took it over from his father who won it froma friend in a game of Majiang. dad dad dad it was just a dream no it was THE dream We are noodle folk broth runs though our veins but dad didnt you ever I dont know wanna dosomething else something besides noodles actually when I was young and crazy I thought aboutrunning away and learning how to make tofu so why didnt you oh because it was a stupid dream can you imagine memaking tofu .. hahahahah... tofu ... no we all have our place inthis world mine is here and yours is ... I know is here no it’s at table 257and12 service with a smile sigh.... ---------------3------------JADE PALACE--------------- Well done students if you were trying to disappoint metigeress you need more ferocity monkey quicker speed cranehikeviper subtlety mantis... master Shifu what ahhh it..it..it’s master oogway he wants to see you. ---------------4------------SACRED HALL OFWARRIOR--------------- Master oogway you summoned me is something wrong Why must something be wrong for me to want to see myold friend so nothing is wrong Well I didn’t say that. you’re saying... oogway s breathing and puffing to blow out the candlesone by one you were saying... Ive had a vision 预兆 tailung will return that is impossible hes in prison nothing is impossible zeng fly to chor ghom prison and tell them to double theguards double the weapons double everything tailung doesnot leave that prison yes ... master shifu one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoidit (适得其反;欲避之，反适之) we have to do something we cant just let him marchingon the valley and take his revenge .. hell..hell… your mind is like this water my friend when it is agitated it becomes difficult to see but if you allow it to settle theanswer becomes clear(水波摇曳，很难看清，平静之后， 就清澈见底) the dragon scroll it is time but who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret tolimitless power to become the dragon warrior I dont know ---------------5------------PO 家的面档--------------- excuse me excuse me sorry .... hey...watch it po.... sorry ...sorry .. a dozen pardon ...what ohhh masteroogways choosing the dragon warrior today...everyone everyone go get to the jade palace one ofthe five is gonna get the dragon scroll we’ve been waitin athousand years for this just ink the pole . this is the greatestthing in kungfu history dont worry about it just go po where are you going to the jade palace but youre forgeting your noodle car the whole valley willbe there and youll sell noodles to all of them. selling noodles Butdad..you know I was kinda thinkingmaybe I .. yeh I was kinda thinking maybe I uh huh could also sell the bean buns they’re...they’re about to gobad… thats my boy I told you that dream was a sign yeh heheh ..glad I had it ... ---------------6------------去 JADE PALACE 的路上--------------- uh yeh almost there what no ... no ...no sorry po we ll bring you back a souvenir .. no I ll bring me back a souvenir ---------------7------------JADE PALACE 的广场上--------------- it is a historic day isn’t it master oogway yes and one I feared I would not live to see are yourstudents ready yes master ooguay now know this old friend whomever I choose will notonly bring peace to the valley but also to you let the tournament begin ohh...yeh hahah oh no no no no wait I m comincoming from this .. oh god... aaahh hey open the door ..let me in .... citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor topresent you tigeress viper cranemonkeymantis —— thefurious five ahahahah... and the furious five ow...... warriors prepare what no peeky a hole ready for battle yeh ... wow ..the thousand tongues of fire ..whoa wow .. look at that .. hey get away..... and finally master tigeress believe me citizens you havenot seen anything yet I know ......... master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of death I sense the dragon warrior is among us citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will nowchoose the dragon warrior ah ... oh no ... no no no wait .. yeah ...hahahah ... hahahah oh po what are you doing what does it look like I am doing stop stop I m going to see the dragon warrior but I dont understand you finally had the noodle dream I lied I dont dream about noodles dad I love kung fuuuuu oh come on son lets get back to work ok ahhh....stop that ..... ---------------8------------PO 落在 OOGWAY 面前--------------- uh ohahhhh ohhhhh whats going on ... whereare ... what are you pointing ... oh .. ok .. sorry .. I just wantedto see who the dragon warrior was how interesting master are you ..are you pointing at me him.... who you me the universe has brought us the dragon warrior what - panda what - the furious five what - shifu what - mr. ping pandas goose father stop wait who told you to ..master oogway wait thatflabby panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem youwere about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her that was just an accident 纯属巧合 there are no accidents 世间无巧合。 forgive us master we have failed you no if the panda has not quit by morning then I wouldhave failed you ---------------9------------CHOR GHOM PRISON--------------- ahahoooooo wait wait wait wait wait I bring amessage from master shifu what double the guard extra pre-caution your prisonmay not be adequate you doubt my prison security absolutely not shifu does I m just a messenger Ill give you a message for your master shifu escape fromchor ghom prison is impossible . hahahahah ... impressive isnt ohhh..yes .. very impressive ... its ..its very impressive one way in one way out one thousand guards and oneprioner yes except that prisoner is tailung take us down.. oh .. my ... behold ... tai .. lung ... I um Im just gonna wait here heheh .. its nothing to worry about its perfectlysafe ..ohho...at the raid .. hey tough guy ... did you hear oogways finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and itsnot gonna be you what are you doing dont get him mad whats he gonna do about it I ve got him completelyun-mobilized ...hahahahah.. oh .. did I step on the wittie kittystail owww Im gonna .. Ive seen enough .. Im gonna tell shifu hesgot nothing to worry about no he doesnt ok I ll tell him can we please go now ---------------10------------SACRED HALL OFWARRIOR--------------- oh .. wait a second ...I think theres been a slite mistake veryone seems to think that I am .....ahhh the sacret hall ofwarriors .. no way ... look at e this place .. ahh .. master flyingrhino s armor with authantic battle damage .... whoa..... thesword of heroes said to be so sharp you can cut yourself justby looking at it... aowww ahh......the invisible trident ofdestiny ... oh ..Ive only seen the paintings of thatpainting ...ahhhuh..noooo..hohohoho..the legendary urn ofwhispering warriors said to contain the souls of the entiretan-shu army ... hello ... have you finish sightseeing ahh...sorry .. I should have come to see you first my patience is wearing thin oh .. well .. I mean its not like youre going anywhere would you turn around sure hey how is it going... now how do you get five...master shifu ... ohhh...someone .. broke that ...but I m gonnafix it ..Ill. Ill ... do you have some ... glue ...aw awsplinter.... so you are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ahhh .. I guess so wrong you are not the dragon warrior you would neverbe the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of thedragon scroll whoa..........so .. how does this work ... do you have aladder or a trampoline or a .. you think its that easy that Im just gonna hand you thesecret to limitless power no .. I .. one must first master the highest level of kung fu and thatis clearly impossible if that one is someone like you someone like me yes look at you this fat butt flabby arms ahh... those are sensetive in the flabby parts and this ridiculous belly ... hey ... and utter disregard for personal hygiene now wait a minute thats a little uncalled for dont stand that close I can smell your breathe listen ... oogway said that I was ohhhh ... the wushi finger hold ..not the wushi finger hold ohhhh you know this hold developed by wushi in the third dynasty yes ... oh then you must know what happends when I flex mypinkie ahh... no no no you know the hardest part of this the hardest part iscleaning up afterwards .. hmmm... ok ... ok... take it easyif someone tells you to take iteasyor take things easytheymean that you should relax andnot do very much at all. 放 松，别紧张;这里译为别用力，别使劲较为合适 now listen closely panda oogway may have picked you but when I am through with you I promise you you are goingto wish he hadnt are we clear hoyeh we are clear we are clear we are so clear good heheh .. I cant wait to get started ...---------------11------------练功房--------------- lets begin wait wait wait ..whwhat now yes now unless you think great oogway was wrong and you are not the dragon warrior ohhh ok well II dont know if I can do all of those ..moves .. heheheh well if we dont try we will never know willwe ah .. yeh ... its just ... maybe we can find something moresuited to mylevel and what level is that well you know I I am not a master but ahh ...lets juststart at zero level zero hohoh..no theres no such thing as level zero hey .. maybe I can start with that that we use that for training children and for proppingthe door opened when its hot but if you insist ohhhh the furious five youre so much bigger then youraction figures except for you mantis youre about the same go ahead panda show us what you can do hmm are they gonna watch or should I just wait untillthey get back to work or something hit it ok yeh I mean I just ate so im still digesting so mykung fu might no be as good as later on just hit it alright ...what you got you got nothing coz I got it righthere youre picking on my friends get ready to feel thethunder .. the might of the crazy feet what you gonna doabout the cray feet i mean .. come on I am blur I am blur youve never seen bear style youve only seen pre-mantis ormonkey style or imagine snaketie snake would you hit it alright alright .. why dont you try again a little harder how is that ... ah ... oh... oh that hurts this will be easier than I thought I feel a little nauseous .. wohohohoho mytenders ..ahh ohhh.....ah oh....how did I do there is now a level zero ---------------12------------JADE PALACE 外面路上--------------- theres no words no denying that I dont understand what master oogway was thinking thepoor guys just gonna get himself killed he is so mighty the dragon warrior fell out of the sky ona ball of fire when he walks the very ground shades one would think that master oogway would choosesomeone who actually knew kung fu yeh .. or could at least touch his toes or even see his toes ---------------13------------JADE PALACE 的房间里 --------------- ok .. ah great ...aowohhh heheh hi hi you are up am now I was just eh some day huhh that kung fu stuffs hardwork right are you biceps sore umIve had a long and and rahter disappointing day soeh yeh I should probably get to sleep now yeh yeh yeh of course ok thanks its just hawwww man im such a big fan you guys weretotally amazing at the battle of the weeping river outnumbered a thousand to one but you didnt stop and thenyou just .... ohhh sorry about that err ... look you dont belong here ahh .. I know I know youre right I dont have I just mywhole life I dreamed .. no no no I mean you dont belong HERE I mean in thisroom for this is my room property of crane heh .. oh .. ok right right so yeh you want to get to sleep yeh and Im keeping you up we ve got big things tomorrow alright youre awesome last thing Im gonna say ok byebye whoa... what was that I didnt say anything ok alright and good night sleep well ... seem a little bitawkward .. master tigeress didnt mean to wake you just .. you dont belong here ahh yeh yeh of coz this is your room I mean you dont belong in the jade palace you are adisgrace to kung fu and if you have any respect to who weare and what we do you will be gone by morning big fan ---------------14------------JADE PALA.