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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有种，我要给你点颜色看看5．Government abuse chicken 宫暴鸡丁6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我们做鸡是对的7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！8．Chop the strange fish 生鱼块9．watch sister 表妹10．take iron coffee 拿铁咖啡11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足12．Where cool where you stay！哪凉快上哪呆着13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放14．colour wolf 色狼15．dry goods 干货16．want money no; want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海18．you have two down son。 你有两下子。19．let the horse come on 放马过来20．I give you face you don’t wanna face 给你脸你不要脸21．red face know me 红颜知己22．seven up eight down 七上八下 23．no three no four 不三不四24．do morning *** 做早操；do class between *** 做课间操25．you try try see！你试试看！26．love who who 爱谁谁27．look through autumn water 望穿秋水28．go you mother's 去你妈29．May I borrow your light？ 借光30．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞32．morning three night four 朝三暮四33．king eight eggs 王八蛋34．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一35．go and look 走着瞧36．poor light egg 穷光蛋37．ice snow clever 冰雪聪明38．first see you，i shit love you 第一次见你，我便爱上了你39．horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎40．no money no talk 没钱免谈               qd_gjh 59位粉丝 5楼 还有：no three no four （不三不四）long time no see (好久不见)power line （电源线）morning three night four （朝三暮四）money or life？ （要钱还是要命？）wang old five 王老五ten three point 十三点play a big knife before guangong （关公面前耍大刀）play an ax before luban （班门弄斧）we are brothers,who and who ah! （咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！）good good study,day day up! （好好学习，天天向上！）you ask me, i ask who （你问我，我去问谁？）             3楼 41．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 42．you me you me 彼此彼此   43．know is know， noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... 44．watch sisiter 表妹 45．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 46．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述   47．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 48．小明：I am sorry!        老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 49．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 50．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 51．you have two down son。你有两下子   52. dry mother 干妈