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AlextheLion:Well,Isaywejustaskthesebozoswherethepeopleare.Julian:[fromthegroundunderneathAlex]Excuseme.Webozoshavethepeopleofcourse!MelmantheGiraffe:Hey,thebozoshavethepeople.AlextheLion:Oh,well,great.Good.Phew!Julian:They'reupthere.[pointsupatskeletondanglingfromtree,wearingaparachuteharness]Julian:Don'tyoulovethepeople?Notaverylivelybunch,though.2.GloriatheHippo:Gotalktohim.AlextheLion:ButIgavehimasnowglobe!Ican'tbeatthat!3.MelmantheGiraffe:[MelmanpresentsMartywithagift-wrappedthermometer]MartytheZebra:Ah,thisisgreat!Thanks![heputsitinhismouthandposes]MelmantheGiraffe:Ireallywantedtogiveyouapersonalpresent.Doyouknowthatwasmyfirstrectalthermometer?MartytheZebra:[Martyspitsitoutandretches]4.MelmantheGiraffe:Hey,Alex.Psst,Alex.Alex.AlextheLion:Whatisit,Melman?MelmantheGiraffe:OK,youknowhowIhavetogetupeverytwohoursbecauseofmybladderinfectionandgoforawee?Well,thistimeIwaswalkingpastMarty'spen,andusuallyIdontlookinit,butthistimeIwaswalkin'past,andI?AlextheLion:What,Melman?Whatisit?MelmantheGiraffe:It'sMarty...He'sgone!MelmantheGiraffe:[looksatholeingroundthepenguinshavedug]Howlonghashebeenworkingonthis?[shoutsgentlydownhole]MelmantheGiraffe:Marty.Marty!5.Julian:Doesanybodyelsehavetheheebee-jeebees?6.Julian:Allwehavetodoiswaituntiltheyareinadeepsleep...[10-secondpause]Julian:[shouts]Howlongisthisgoingtotake?7.MelmantheGiraffe:I'vedividedmywillintothreeequalparts.[wavewashesagainsttheshore,destroying1/3ofthewill]MelmantheGiraffe:Oh,sorryAlex.8.[MauricejusttoldMartythathewassteak]MartytheZebra:Oh,c'mon!DoIlooklikeasteaktoyou?AlextheLion:Yeah!MartytheZebra:SeeItoldyouIdon'tlooklikeno...what?9.Julian:[MortgrabsJulian'sfoot]WhatdidItellyouaboutthefeet!Mauricedidn'tItellhimaboutthefeet!Maurice:Hedidtellyouaboutthefeet.MorttheMouseLemur:[cutely]Hehe!10.AlextheLion:I'mgonnakillyou,Marty!MartytheZebra:Takeiteasy!Takeiteasy!AlextheLion:Andstrangleyou!MartytheZebra:Calmdown!AlextheLion:ThenI'mgonnaburyyou,thendigyouupandcloneyou,andkillallyourclones!MartytheZebra:20-secondtime-out!AlextheLion:AndthenI'mnevertalkingtoyouagain!11.[MartytheZebraandAlextheLionrunningtowardseachotheronthebeachinslowmotionwitharmsoutstretchedandChariotsofFiremusic]AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:[angrily]Marty!MartytheZebra:[afraid]Alex?AlextheLion:[real-time]Marty!MartytheZebra:Oh,SugarHoneyIceTea!12.Julian:Who'dlikeacookie?13.Julian:Canyounotseeyouhaveinsultedthefreak?14.SkipperthePenguin:We'vebeenrattedout,boys.15.MartytheZebra:[doingarmpitfarts]Yeah!Youdon'tseethatonAnimalPlanet.16.MartytheZebra:You'rebitingmybutt!AlextheLion:[withMarty'sbuttinhismouth]No,I'mnot.17.AlextheLion:[toMarty]Youknowyourblackandwhitestripes?Theycanceleachotherout!18.Julian:[toMort]Oh,shutup,you'resoannoying!19.Maurice:WhatifMr.AlexisevenworsethentheFoosa?I'mtellin'you,thatdudejustgivesmetheheebiedabajeebies!Julian:Maurice,youdidnotraiseyourhand.Therefore,yourheinouscommentwillbestrickenfromtherecord.Doesanyoneelsehavetheheebie-jeebiesforMr.Alex?No?Good.Soshutup.20.AlextheLion:Oh,great!SanDiego.ThatmeansIhavetocompetewithShamuandhissmuglittlegrin.Ican'ttopthat!Can'ttopit!21.AlextheLion:ShutupSpalding!22.Maurice:Whereareyougiantsfrom?AlextheLion:We'refromNewYork.Julian:AllhailtheNewYorkGiants!23.GloriatheHippo:Don'tmakemecomeupthere,I'llgetthewhuppin'onbothofy'all.24.GloriatheHippo:Comeon,weareNewYorkers,right?MartytheZebra:Yeah.GloriatheHippo:We'retough!We'regritty!MartytheZebra:Yeah!GloriatheHippo:We'readaptable!MelmantheGiraffe:Yeah!GloriatheHippo:AndwearenotgonnalaydownlikeabunchofMelmans!MelmantheGiraffe:No,we'renot!25.AlextheLion:[exhaustedfromrunningandcallingallnight]Marty,Melman,Gloria.Gloria,Melman,Marty.Marty,Gelman,Gloria,Marty,Melman,Morty,Morty,Gelman,Regis,Kelly.Matt,Katie,Al.26.Maurice:[flatly]Presentingyourroyalhighness,ourillustriousKingJuliantheXIII,self-proclaimedlordofthelemurs,etcetera,etcetera,hooray,everybody.27.MartytheZebra:Thisplaceiscrackalacking.Oh,Icouldhanghere.Icouldhanghere.28.GloriatheHippo:Whatkindofzooisthis?MelmantheGiraffe:Ijustsawtwenty-sixblatanthealthcodeviolations.MartytheZebra:I'mlovingSanDiego.Thisplaceisoffthechizain.MelmantheGiraffe:Twenty-seven.29.MelmantheGiraffe:Hey!Hey,youguys!Thatroomhassomeniftylittlesinkswecanwashupin,andlook![Takesurinalcakeoutofmouth]MelmantheGiraffe:Freemints!30.Julian:Wethankyouwithenormousgratitudeforchasingawaythefoosa.GloriatheHippo:Thewho-sa?Julian:Thefoosa.Theyarealwaysannoyingusbytrespassing,interruptingourparties,andrippingourlimbsoff.31.MartytheZebra:[aboutKingJulian]He'sgotstyle.AlextheLion:Whatishe,like,kingoftheguineapigs?MelmantheGiraffe:Ithinkit'sasquirrel.Julian:Welcome,giantpansies.Pleasefeelfreetobaskinmyglow.AlextheLion:Definitelyasquirrel.MelmantheGiraffe:Yep,asquirrel.32.GloriatheHippo:It'snotpeople,it'sanimals.MelmantheGiraffe:Californiaanimals.Dude.MartytheZebra:ThisislikeaPuffyparty.33.MelmantheGiraffe:SanDiego.GloriatheHippo:SanDiego?MelmantheGiraffe:White,sandybeaches;cleverlysimulatednaturalenvironment;wide-openenclosures.I'mtellingyou,thiscouldbetheSanDiegoZoo.Completewithfakerocks.[Tapsonarock]MelmantheGiraffe:Wow,thatlooksreal.34.SkipperthePenguin:Status.PrivatethePenguin:[Walkingoncomputerkeyboard]It'snogood,Skipper.Idon'tknowthecodes.SkipperthePenguin:[SlappingPrivate]Don'tgivemeexcuses,givemeresults!35.AlextheLion:Comeon!Melman,Melman,Melman!Melman,Melman,Melman!Wakeup!Riseandshine!It'sanotherfabulousdayintheBigApple.Let'sgo.MelmantheGiraffe:Notforme.I'mcallinginsick.AlextheLion:What?MelmantheGiraffe:Ifoundabro...anotherbrownspotonmyshoulder,righthere.See?Rightth...rightthere.Yousee?AlextheLion:Melman,youknowit'sallinyourhead.Hm?36.MartytheZebra:Didyoueverthinkthattheremightbemoretolivethansteak,Alex?AlextheLion:[tohissteak]Hedidn'tmeanthat,baby.No,no,no.37.SkipperthePenguin:Canyoukeepasecret,mymonochromaticfriend?[Martynodshead]SkipperthePenguin:DoyoueverseeanypenguinsrunningfreearoundNewYorkCity?[Martyshakeshead]SkipperthePenguin:Ofcoursenot.Wedon'tbelonghere.It'sjustnotnatural.Thisisallsomekindofwhacked-outconspiracy.We'regoingtothewide-openspacesofAntartica.Tothewild.38.Julian:[Hebeginswavingtothezooanimalsontheboat]Maurice,myarmistired,waveitforme[MauricebeginswavingJulian'sarm]Julian:Faster!39.SkipperthePenguin:Justsmileandwave,boys.Smileandwave.Kowalski,progressreport.KowalskithePenguin:[Inahole]We'reonly500feetfromthemainsewerline.SkipperthePenguin:Andthebadnews?KowalskithePenguin:[layingabrokenplasticspoonatSkipper'sfeet]We'vebrokenourlastshovel.SkipperthePenguin:Right.Rico,you'reonlitterpatrol.Weneedshovels,andfindmorePopsiclesticks.Wedon'twanttoriskanothercave-in.PrivatethePenguin:Andme,Skipper?SkipperthePenguin:Iwantyoutoactcuteandcuddly,Private.Todaywe'regonnablowthisdump.40.SkipperthePenguin:Remember,cuteandcuddly,boys.Cuteandcuddly.41.[repeatedline]AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?42.Julian:Whatisabiteonthebuttamongstfriends?[shakeshistailatMaurice]Julian:Here,givemeanibble.43.[MartytheZebraandAlextheLionrunningtowardseachotheronthebeachinslowmotionwitharmsoutstretched]MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:Marty!MartytheZebra:Alex!AlextheLion:[angrily]Marty!MartytheZebra:[afraid]Alex?AlextheLion:[real-time]Marty!MartytheZebra:Ah!Alex!44.MorttheMouseLemur:I'msteak!Memememememememe!45.AlextheLion:Whoa!Holdupthereasecond,fuzzbucket.Youmeanlike,uh,the"liveinamudhut,wipeyourselfwithaleaf"typewild?Julian:Whowipes?GloriatheHippo:Oyvey.Julian:Oyvey!Maurice:Oyvey,everybody!46.Julian:Shh!We'rehiding.Bequieteveryone.Thatincludesme.Shh!Who'smakingthatnoise?Oh,it'smeagain...47.Julian:[singing]Iliketomoveit,moveit/Sheliketomoveit,moveit/Heliketomoveit,moveit/Youliketo...*moveit*!48.GloriatheHippo:Wherearethepeople?SkipperthePenguin:Wekilledthemandatetheirlivers.[pause]SkipperthePenguin:Gotchathere,didn'tI?49.[holdingupbooktitled,"ToServeLemurs"]RandomLemur:It'sacookbook!50.KowalskithePenguin:[thepenguinsareinAntarcticaandthereisjustalotofwindandabigmoundofsnow]Well,thissucks!51.Julian:They'rejustabunchofpansies.Maurice:Idon'tknow.There'sstillsomethingaboutthatonewiththecrazyhairdothatIfindsuspicious.Julian:Nonsense,Maurice.Comeon,everybody!Let'sgoandmeetthepansies!52.MasontheChimpanzee:[MasonandPhilaresurroundedbypolice]Ifyouhaveanypoo,flingitnow.53.MasontheChimpanzee:[MasonandPhilhavejustescaped]IhearTomWolfe'sspeakingatLincolnCenter.MasontheChimpanzee:[Philsignsfrantically]Well,ofcoursewe'regoingtothrowpooathim!54.SkipperthePenguin:You,quadruped.SprechenSieEnglisch?MartytheZebra:Isprechen.SkipperthePenguin:Whatcontinentisthis?MartytheZebra:Manhattan.SkipperthePenguin:HooverDam!We'restillinNewYork!Abort!Dive!Dive!Dive!55.MelmantheGiraffe:[shouts]Ahhhhh!Nature!It'salloverme!Getitoff!56.SkipperthePenguin:Youdidn'tseeanything!57.MartytheZebra:Youthecat.AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?MartytheZebra:Youthecat.AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?MartytheZebra:Youthecat.AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?MartytheZebra:Youthecat.AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?MartytheZebra:Youthecat.AlextheLion:Who'sthecat?58.Julian:WelcometoMadagascar.MartytheZebra:Mada-who-ah?Julian:No.Notwho-ah.As-car.59.MelmantheGiraffe:It'sgettinglate.IguessI'mgonna...[startssnoring]60.AlextheLion:[shouts]Youmaniac!Youburneditup!Darnyou!Darnyoualltoheck!MelmantheGiraffe:Canwegotothefunsidenow?61.AlextheLion:Giraffe!Cornerpocket!62.AlextheLion:Youbitthehand,Marty!Youbitthehand!63.GloriatheHippo:Melman!Areyouokay?MelmantheGiraffe:Yeah.IoftendozeoffwhileI'mgettinganMRI.AlextheLion:Melman,you'renotgettinganMRI.MelmantheGiraffe:CATscan?AlextheLion:No!NoCATscan!It'satransfer!It'sazootransfer!MelmantheGiraffe:Zootransfer?Oh,no.No,no.Ican'tbetransferred.IhaveanappointmentwithDr.Goldbergatfive.Thereareprescriptionsthathavetobefilled!Nootherzoocanaffordmymedicalcare!AndIamnotgoingHMO!MartytheZebra:Takeiteasy,Melman.Wearegonnabeo-kizzay.AlextheLion:No,we'renotgonnabeo-kizzay!Becauseofyou,we'reruined!64.MartytheZebra:[whispering]It'stheman!65.AlextheLion:Lady!Whatiswrongwithyou?Getagriponyourself!66.AlextheLion:[talkinginhissleep]Comeonnow,baby.Mylittlefilet.Mylittlefiletmignonwithalittlefataroundtheedges.Ilikethat.Ilikealittlefatonmysteak.Mysweet,juicysteak.Youareararedelicacy.67.[singing]AlextheLion:Happy...GloriatheHippo:Birth...MelmantheGiraffe:Day...AlextheLion:To...GloriatheHippo:You...AlextheLion:You...MelmantheGiraffe:Live...GloriatheHippo:In...AlextheLion:Azoo...GloriatheHippo:You...MelmantheGiraffe:Look...AlextheLion:Likeamonkey...MelmantheGiraffe:And...AlextheLion:Yousmell...GloriatheHippo:Like...[alltogether]AlextheLion,MelmantheGiraffe,GloriatheHippo:Onetoo!68.MartytheZebra:Alex,donotinterruptmewhenI'mdaydreaming.Ifazebra'sinthezone,leavehimalone.69.AlextheLion:Ifeellikeamile-high,pastramionrye,ontheflyfromthedeliinthesky!70.RandomLemur:Ilikethem!MorttheMouseLemur:Ilikethem,Ilikethem!Ilikedthemfirst!BeforeIevenmetthemIlikedthem!AssoonasImetthemIlikedthemrightaway!YouhatethemcomparedtohowmuchIlikethem!Julian:Ohshutup,you'resoannoying!71.Julian:Shameonyou,Maurice.Canyounotseethatyouhaveinsultedthefreak?72.Julian:Aftermuchdeepandprofoundbrainthingsinsidemyhead,Ihavedecidedtothankyouforbringingpeacetoourhome.Andtomakeyoufeelgood,I'mgoingtogiveyouthislovelypartinggift.[presentsAlexwithhiscrown]AlextheLion:No,Icouldn't.Really,Ican'ttakeyourcrown.Julian:Oh,that'sOK.I'vegotabiggercrown.It'sgotageckoonit.Lookathimshake!Go,Stevie,go!73.MelmantheGiraffe:Theyarekindofcutefromareasonabledistance.74.MorttheMouseLemur:Theyaresavages!Tonightwedie.Julian:Thefeet!Itoldyouabout-Itoldyouto-Itoldyou-didn'tItellhimaboutthefeet?Maurice:Hedidtellyouaboutthefeet.MorttheMouseLemur:[cutely]E-he.75.MorttheMouseLemur:KingJulian!Whatarethey?[shouts]MorttheMouseLemur:Whatarethey?Julian:Theyare...aliens!Savagealiens!Fromthesavagefuture!Maurice:They'vecometokillus!Andtakeourwomen!Andourpreciousmetals!MorttheMouseLemur:[beginsweeping]Julian:GetupMort!DonotbeneartheKing'sfeet,okay!76.SkipperthePenguin:Well,boys,ourmonochromaticfriend'sindanger.Lookslikewehaveajobtodo.[directingPrivate]SkipperthePenguin:Captain'sLog:Embarkingintohostileenvironment.Kawolski!We'llneedtowintheheartsandthemindsofthenatives.Rico!We'llneedspecialtacticalequipment.We'regonnafaceextremeperil.Privateprobablywon'tsurvive.[Private'scrayontipbreaksoffandhelooksupinshock]77.GloriatheHippo:Aww,youpoorlittlebaby,didthatbigmeanlionscareyou?MorttheMouseLemur:Mm-hmm.GloriatheHippo:Hedid?He'sabigfatoldpuddy-tat,isn'the?MorttheMouseLemur:[gurglingandliftingarmsuptobepickedup]GloriatheHippo:Comeon,mamaholdyou.Awww!MelmantheGiraffe:Theyaresocutefromareasonabledistance.GloriatheHippo:Lookatyou!Aren'tyouthesweetestthing...awwIjustwannadunkhiminmycoffee!MorttheMouseLemur:[gigglingcutely]78.GloriatheHippo:Ooh,aren'tyouthesweetestlittlething?I'djustliketodunkyouinmycoffee.79.AlextheLion:WhatdoesConnecticuthavetoofferus?MelmantheGiraffe:Lymedisease.AlextheLion:Thankyou,Melman.80.AlextheLion:Herecomethepeople,Marty!Oh,Ilovethepeople!It'sfunpeoplefuntime!81.Julian:Comeon?timetorobot![robotvoice]Julian:Iamverycleverking...toktoktoktok...Iamsupergenius...Iamrobotkingofthemonkeything...compute...compute.82.SkipperthePenguin:Wellboys,it'sgoingtobeice-coldsushiforbreakfast!83.PrivatethePenguin:Skipper.Shouldn'twetellthemthattheboatisoutofgas?SkipperthePenguin:Nah!Justsmileandwave,boys.Smileandwave.[allfourpenguinswaving]84.SkipperthePenguin:You!Highermammal,canyouread?85.MartytheZebra:I'mtenyearsoldandIdon'tevenknowifI'mblackwithwhitestripesorwhitewithblackstripes!86.SkipperthePenguin:[Lookingattheshippinglabelontheircrate]Kowalski.Whatdoesitsay?KowalskithePenguin:Ican'tmakeitout,Skipper-it'sanoldercode.SkipperthePenguin:Notgoodenough.[LookingoveratMasontheChimpanzee]SkipperthePenguin:You!Highermammal.Canyouread?MasontheChimpanzee:No,butPhilcan.Phil?[PhiltheChimpanzeebeginsmotioningwithhishands,whichMaasoninterprets]MasontheChimpanzee:Shipto...KenyaWildlifePreserve...Africa.SkipperthePenguin:Africa!Thatain'tgonnafly!Rico![Ricobeginscoughingandspitsupapaperclip,withwhichhepicksthelockonthecrate.Thepenguinsthenescapeandtakeovertheship]87.AlextheLion:Didhejustsay"GrandCentralStation,"or"Myaunt'sconstipation"?88.SkipperthePenguin:Africa?Thatain'tgonnafly!89.PrivatethePenguin:[landinginAntarctica]Well.Thissucks.90.SkipperthePenguin:[onarrivingatAntarctica]Well,thissucks!91.MartytheZebra:Thepenguinsaregoing,sowhycan'tI?AlextheLion:Marty,thepenguinsarepsychotic.