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------------------------------------------作者xxxx------------------------------------------日期xxxx【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第十一集【精品文档】【精品文档】【精品文档】【精品文档】【精品文档】【精品文档】你想他们有昨天的《每日新闻报》吗Doyouthinktheyhaveyesterday'sDailyNews?干吗Why?我只想看看我的星座占卜准不准Ijustwannacheckmyhoroscope,seeifitwasright.天啊菲比别看你背后有个男的Oh,myGod!Don'tlooknow.Behindyouthere'saguy...完全有可能让咱俩心碎欲绝痛不欲生...whocanbreakourheartsandplungeusintodepression.哪呢Where?到妈妈这来吧Cometomama.他来了冷静淡定淡定He'scoming.Becool.Becool.Becool.-帽子不错-谢谢-Nicehat.-Thanks.咱们得做点什么吹口哨Weshoulddosomething.Whistle.不能吹口哨I'mnotwhistling.-来吧吹吧-不-Comeon,doit!-No.吹吹吹Doit.Doit.Doit.Doit.我不敢相信你居然这么干了Ican'tbelieveyoudidthat.我为什么要喊"呜哇哦"啊WhydidIwhoo-hoo?难道我期望他回过头来然后说WasIhopinghe'dturnaroundandsay..."我喜欢那声音我现在就要你"..."Ilovethatsound.Imusthaveyounow"?我只希望我们能帮上一点忙Iwishtherewassomethingwecoulddo.你好Hello.你好昏迷的帅哥Hello,comaguy.起来你个美女杀手起来起来Getup,youGirlScout!Up,up,up!菲比你在干什么Phoebe,whatareyoudoing?也许没人试过这个Maybenobody'striedthis.希望至少能知道他的名字Iwishweatleastknewhisname.瞧他这张脸Lookatthatface.即使他在昏迷中仍一副聪明样Imean,evensleeping,helookssmart.我猜他是个律师Idoubtheisalawyer.你看到他手指节上的茧子了吗Yeah,butdidyouseethedentsinhisknuckless?这意味着他是个艺术家Thatmeanshe'sartistic.他是律师但是兼职教雕塑Okay.He'saLawyerwhoteachessculptingontheside.而且他会跳舞Andhecandance.他是那种静静听你讲话的人Andhe'sthekindofguywho,whenyou'retalking,he'slistening...而不会是那种嘴上说"我了解"...notsaying,"Iunderstand"...心里却猜想着你裸体的男人...butreallywonderingwhatyoulooklikenaked.我希望男生都像他这样Iwishallguyscouldbelikehim.我知道Iknow.城里难道没有适合你们的清醒男生吗Aretherenoconsciousmeninthecityforyoutwo?他身旁没人照顾Hedoesn'thaveanyone.我们觉得应该负起责任Yeah,we-wefeelkindaofresponsible.我不敢相信你会喊出"呜哇哦"Ican'tbelieveyousaid"whoo-hoo."连我都不说"呜哇哦"Idon'tevensay"whoo-hoo."哦她要出场了Oh,she'scomingup.She'scomingup!观众朋友们稍后Folks,whenwecomeback我们将会讨论她的新书《往日谊情》we'llbetalkingabouthernewbook,'EuphoriaUnbound':以及永远都那么迷人的诺拉·泰勒·宾thealwaysinterestingNoraTylerBing.该让你的孩子上床睡觉了Youmightwannaputthekidstobedforthisone咱们不用非得看这个Y'know,wedon'thavetowatchthis.ShowtimeHBO和Cinemax都WeekendAtBernie'sison正在播《老板度假去》呢Showtime,HBO,andCinemax.没门省省吧Noway,forgetit.拜托她是你妈妈C'mon,she'syourmom!没错《老板度假去》正上演Exactly.WeekendatBernie's尸体的腹股沟被打了二三十下哦Deadguygettinghitinthegroin20,30times.钱德勒我得告诉你Chandler,Igottatellyou,我爱你妈妈写的书我很喜欢读Iloveyourmom'sbooks!Iloveherbooks!坐飞机的时候我必须看她的书Ican'tgetonaplanewithoutone.她的书简直棒极了Imean,thisissocool.是啊如果你在11岁大的时候Yeah,well,youwouldn'tthinkitwascool你的朋友都竞相传阅ifyou'reelevenyearsold《情妇婊子》79页时andallyourfriendsare你就不会觉得棒了passingaroundpage79of"MistressBitch".拜托钱德勒我喜欢你妈妈C'mon,Chandler,Iloveyourmom.我觉得她不同凡响Ithinkshe'sablast.你这样说是因为她不是你妈Youcansaythatbecauseshe'snotyourmom.拜托她可是Oh,please.She'sthe-亲爱的-晚上好-Hi,sweetie.-Bonasera那个意大利佬什么时候从罗马回来了Whendid"Rigatoni"getbackfromRome?-昨晚-真的-Lastnight.-Really?这么说他的飞机没在空中炸成火球So,hisplanedidn'texplodeinabigballoffire?只是我做过的一个梦JustadreamIhad.但呼But,phew!她上场了Heyheyhey!She'son.诺拉·宾NoraBing.再谈你的书吧Backtothebook.你在伦敦被捕了WhatisthisaboutyoubeingarrestedinLondon?到底是因为什么原因Whatisthatallabout?你妈被逮捕过Yourmomwasarrested?嘘我正感到无比的骄傲I'mbusybeamingwithpride.说来有点难为情Thisiskindofembarrassing...但是有时候在和男人亲热之后...butoccasionally,afterI'vebeenintimatewithaman...她现在竟然会说难为情Whywouldshesaythat'sembarrassing?我会非常想吃宫保鸡丁...Ijustgetthiscravingforkungpaochicken.说得太详细了That'stoomuchinformation.现在你正到处为新书做宣传Alright,sonowyou'redoingthiswholebooktourthing,有什么吗howisthatgoing?好吧明天我将Oh,fine.I'mleavingfor前往纽约我不喜欢那里NewYorktomorrow,whichIhate.不过我可以去看看我儿子我爱他ButIgettoseemyson,whoIlove.我只能通过这种方式得知情况ThisisthewaythatIfindout.大多数妈妈都会使用电话Mostmomsusethephone.请别误会Y'know,don'ttakethiswrong,我一点没看出你已为人母Ijustdon'tseeyouasamomsomehow..我不是那个意思我没有恶意的Idon'tmeanthat,Idon'tmeanthatbad.没事我是个很开明的妈妈Oh,no.I'mafabulousmom.我儿子的第一个保险套都是我买给他的Iboughtmysonhisfirstcondoms.然后他就欲火焚身了Andthenheburstintoflames.议会正在讨论一项新的赤字削减法案Let'ssee.Congressisdebatinganewdeficit-reductionbill.市长打算再次提高地铁票价Themayorwantstoraisesubwayfaresagain.今天最高气温45度Thehightodaywas45.还有各种比赛正在进行And-oh,teamsplayedsports.格伦怎么样了WhataboutGIen?可以叫他格伦的HecouldbeaGIen.不还不够特别Nah...not-notspecialenough.阿伽门农怎么样HowaboutAgamemnon?太特别了Waytoospecial.我饿死了我想吃什么呢I'mfamished.WhatdoIwant?拜托别又是宫保鸡丁PIease,God,don'tletitbekungpaochicken.你看节目了感觉如何Youwatchedtheshow.Whatdidyouthink?我觉得你应该更放开一些Ithinkyouneedtocomeoutofyourshell.这是什么小饭店Whatisthisdive?只有你才会选这种地方Onlyyoucould'vepickedthisplace.拜托闭嘴这里很有趣Comeon.Shutup.It'sfun.来抱一个Givemeahug.我想我们可以喝点龙舌酒了Well,Ithinkwe'rereadyforsometequila.我知道我该喝了IknowIam.谁想来干一杯Who'sdoingshots?-我要-我也是-Hitme.-I'min.你呢罗斯Thereyougo.Ross?我不是那种喜欢喝酒一口干的人I'mnotreallyashot-drinkingkindofguy.抱歉我们迟到了Hi!Sorry-sorrywe'relate,我们有点你懂的忘记时间了we,uh,kindofjust,youknow,losttrackoftime.但人是会变的Butamancanchange.有人想要我评价什么事情吗Anyonewantmetoappraiseanything?宾太太我得告诉您Mrs.Bing,Ihavetotellyou,你写的每本书我都看过I'vereadeverythingyou'veeverwritten.不我是说真的No,Imeanit!我读《爽在午夜》时Imean,whenIreadEuphoriaatMidnight,满脑子就当一个作家allIwantedtodowasbecomeawriter.别这么说我能办到的大家都能办到Oh,please,honey,listen,ifIcandoit,anybodycan.你只要从描写几个欧洲城市开始YoujuststartwithhalfadozenEuropeancities...以30个委婉语形容男性生殖器...throwinthirtyeuphemismsformalegenitalia,这样嘭你的书写好了...andbam!Youhavegotyourselfabook.女士们先生们这就是我母亲Mymother,ladiesandgentlemen.226房有留言吗Yeah,anymessagesforroom226?-你还好吧猛男-嗯我还好-Youokay,slugger?-Oh,yeah.I'mfine.你今晚怎么了Whatiswithyoutonight?没什么我没事没事Nothing.Nothing,nothing.谢谢Okay,thankyou.是因为那个意大利舔手男对吧It'stheItalianhand-licker,isn'tit?不是因为被他舔的那个人No.It'stheonehe'slicking.她应该和你在一起She'ssupposedtobewithyou.你真行You'regood.罗斯听我说Oh,Ross,listentome.我的书通常都能卖出上百万本Ihavesold100millioncopiesofmybooks,知道为什么吗andyouknowwhy?因为封面上的辣妹露两点Thegirlonthecoverwithhernipplesshowing?不因为我知道如何描写No,becauseIknowhowtowritemen让女人芳心暗许的男人thatwomenfallinlovewith.相信我保罗没有市场Believeme,IcannotsellaPaolo.人们不会愿意翻到第325页去看他Peoplewillnotturn325pagesforaPaolo.拜托那家伙只是个二流角色Comeon.Theguy'sasecondarycharacter.最终还是会被你打败的y'know,complicationyoueventuallykilloff.什么时候When?他不是英雄He'snotahero.知道我们的最佳男主角是谁Youknowwhoourherois?封面上露两点的猛男Theguyonthecoverwithhisnipplesshowing?不是你No,it'syou.-得了-不我说真的-Please.-No,really.拜托你那么聪明那么性感Comeon.You'resmart.You'resexy.-是嘛-真的-Right.-Yes,youare.你会没事的相信我Youaregonnabefine,believeme.我去街上尿吧I'lljustpeeinthestreet.钱德勒在吗IsChandlerhere?-在啊-过来-Yeah.-Comehere.那个关于昨天晚上的事Okay,uh,aboutlastnight,钱德勒你没告诉他吧um,Chandler..youdidn'ttell...好因为我想没必要告诉他Okay,'causeI'mthinking-wedon'tneedtotellChandler,只是个吻而已对吧Imean,itwasjustakiss,right?吻一下没什么大不了的对吧Onekiss?Nobigdeal?Right?-是啊没什么大不了的-好-Right.Nobigdeal.-Okay.除非在疯狂世界中[漫画超人中的地方]Inbizarroworld.你坏了规矩了Youbrokethecode.-什么规矩-不能亲你朋友的妈妈-Whatcode?-Youdon'tkissyourfriend'smom.姐妹还可以漂亮的姑妈也行Sistersareokay.Maybeahot-lookingaunt.但是不可以是妈妈绝对不行Butnotamom.Neveramom.你们在外面干什么Whatareyouguysdoingouthere?乔伊和我正在讨论uh..Well,JoeyandIhaddiscussed要早起去打壁球gettinginanearlymorningracquetballgame.但是很显然有人睡过头了But,um,apparently,somebodyoverslept.对啊你也没有带球拍Yeah,well,youdon'thaveyourracket.不我没带球拍拿去换线了No.No,Idon't,becauseit'sbeingrestrung.有人应该帮我准备一个的Somebodywassupposedtobringmeone.是吗但你也没有告诉我你的手柄尺寸Yeah,wellyoudidn'tcallandleaveyourgripsize.好吧看来你俩耗在一起的时间太多了Okay,youguysspendwaaaaytoomuchtimetogether.好吧我是人渣我是人渣Okay,I'mscum,I'mscum.罗斯你怎么能干出这种事呢Ross,howcouldyouletthishappen?我也不知道天哪我Idon'tknow,God,I...她不像是一般的妈妈你明白吗well,it'snotlikeshe'saregularmom,y'know?她她很性感She's,she'ssexy.She's....你觉得我妈不性感吗Youdon'tthinkmymom'ssexy?不一样的性感Well,notinthesameway.我得让你知道I'llhaveyouknowthatGloriaTribbiani葛罗瑞亚·崔比安尼当年也是美得不得了wasahandsomewomaninherday,alright?你觉得生七个孩子容易吗Youthinkit'seasygivingbirthtosevenchildren?好吧我觉得咱们越说越离谱了Okay,Ithinkwe'regettingintoaweirdareahere.你们俩在外面干嘛呢What'reyouguysdoingouthere?反正不是打壁球Well,notplayingraquetball.他忘了告诉我他的手柄尺寸了Heforgottoleavehisgripsize.他也没有拿护目镜Hedidn'tgetthegoggles.看来你们俩似乎有点猫腻啊Well,soundslikeyoutwohaveissues.-再见宝贝-再见甜心-Goodbye,baby.-Ciao,bela.他们是故意做给我看的吗Dotheywaitformetodothis?-你准备告诉他吗-我干吗要告诉他-Soareyougonnatellhim?-WhywouldItellhim?如果你不说他妈妈或许会说Howabout'causeifyoudon't,hismothermight.你俩干嘛呢Whatareyouguysdoinghere?他连护裆都没有穿Uhhhh....he'snotevenwearingajockstrap.我刚问了什么WhatdidIask?你在这儿干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?没事我只是顺路过来我从那个Nothing.IjustthoughtI'dstopby,youknow,after...那个地方过来你知道的...thatI,youknow.那么你来这里干嘛呢So,whatareyoudoinghere?我不是专程来这里的I'mnotreallyhere.只是顺路拿这些过来顺路JustthoughtI'ddroptheseoffontheway.Myway.你经常来吗Doyoucomeherealot...自己来...withoutme?不不不No,no,no.那么你觉得他现在比起早上来好点没有So,um,doyouthinkhe'sdoinganybetterthanhewasthismorning?我怎会知道我早上又没来HowwouldIknow?Iwasn'there.真的吗也没替他换睡衣Really?Noteventochangehispajamas?我的天Oh,myGod.你是我朋友我得告诉你You'remyfriend.Ihadtotellyou.我简直不敢相信Ican'tbelieveit.保罗亲了我妈妈Paolokissedmymom?对不知道你注意到没有Yeah,um,Idon'tknowifyounoticed,但他喝了很多酒buthehadalottodrink,而你知道他喝多了之后的德行andyouknowhowhegetswhenhe'sdrun...uh我办不到是我Ican'tdothis.Ididit.是我干的抱歉我亲了你妈Itwasme.I'msorry.Ikissedyourmom.什么What?瑞秋和保罗的事令我很沮丧IwasreallyupsetaboutRachelandPaolo,我想我是喝太多龙舌酒而诺拉andIthinkIhadtoomuchtequila,andNora-um,妈妈太太你的宾又对我非常好Mrs.Mom-yourBing-wasjustbeingnice,y'know,不过什么事情都没有发生and-Butnothinghappened,什么都没有你问乔伊Nothing.AskJoey.-乔伊进来了-你知道这件事-Joeycamein-Youknewaboutthis?你知道的知道这个概念很值得玩味的Youknow,knowledgeisatrickything.我一整天都跟你在一起为啥不告诉我Ispenttheentiredaywithyou,whydidn'tyoutellme?!喂喂他们被我逮到算你幸运Hey,hey,hey,you'reluckyIcaughtthemwhenIdid,不然后果可不堪设想orelsewhoknowswhatwouldahappened.谢了老兄帮大忙了Thanks,man.Bighelp.真不敢相信你脑子里想什么呢Ican'tbelievethis!Whatthehellwereyouthinking?我没有我不是我Iwasn't-Imean,I-你知道吗我所有的朋友中Y'know,ofallmyfriends,没谁比你更了解我和我妈之间的纠结事no-oneknowsthecrapIgothroughwithmymommorethanyou.-我知道-我无法相信你会做这种事-Iknow.-Ican'tbelieveyoudidthis.我也是话说Meneither,y'knowwhat-我还生气你没有告诉我呢I'mstillmadatyoufornottellingme.你气我什么Whatareyoumadatmefor?你总得让我摔个门吧Yougottaletmeslamthedoor.钱德勒我又没亲她他亲的Chandler-Ididn'tkissher,hedid.-破坏规矩就是这种下场-乔伊-Seewhathappenswhenyoubreakthecode?-Joey-《被扒光的女人》瑞秋·凯伦·格林"AWomanUndone,byRachelKarenGreene."对我想尝试一下Yeah.ThoughtI'dgiveitashot.我还在写第一章I'mstillonthefirstchapter.你认为他的"爱棒"从粗斜纹棉布料中Now,doyouthinkhis'lovestick释放了出来怎么样canbeliberatedfromitsdenimprison'?我想可以吧Yeah,I'dsayso.另外饱满的满不是"慢"Andthere'sno"J"in"engorged."嘿瑞秋Hey,Rach.-好啊-好-Hello.-Hello.-今晚要去医院吗-不你呢-Goingtothehospitaltonight?-No.You?不你呢No.You?你刚问过了Youjustaskedme.好吧也许这是一个有陷阱的问题Okay,maybeitwasatrickquestion.瑞秋我们现在能开始了吗Rachel,canwedothisnow?好的我好兴奋Okay.Iamsohot.这是一张我父母结婚时候的照片Now,here'sapictureofmymotherandfatherontheirweddingday.你能说我妈不迷人吗Nowyoutellmeshe'snotaknockout.真不敢相信咱们会讨论这个问题Ican'tbelievewe'rehavingthisconversation.拜托只要想象她没有怀孕的样子就好C'mon!Justtrytopicturehernotpregnant,that'sall.中央公园很荣幸为各位介绍菲比·布菲小姐CentralPerkisproudtopresentMissPhoebeBuffay.谢谢嗯好吧Thanks,um,'kay第一首歌是关于我最近刚认识的一个男人I'dliketostartwithasongthat'saboutamanIrecentlymet...那个人对我来说已经越来越重要了好...who'scometobeveryimportanttome.'Kay.*你无须醒来当我的男人**Youdon'thavetobeawaketobemyman**只要你还有一口气我就会握住你的手**AslongasyouhavebrainwavesI'llbetheretoholdyourhand**虽然我们相遇不久**Thoughwejustmettheotherday**不过我有些话要对你说**There'ssomethingIhavegottosay*谢谢各位我得稍微休息一下了Okay,thankyouverymuch,I'mgonnatakeashortbreak.好吧感谢菲比小姐的演唱Okay,thatwasPhoebeBuffay,everybody.Woo!-她在搞什么-菲比刚刚开始-Whatthehellwasthat?-Phoebejuststarted我是和乔伊讲话Yeah,IbelieveIwastalkingtoJoey,明白吗亲妈妈的家伙alrightthere,Mother-Kisser?亲妈妈的家伙"Mother-kisser."我闭嘴就是了I'llshutup.钱德勒我能说几句话吗Chandler,canIjustsaysomething?我知道你仍在生我的气I-Iknowyou'restillmadatme,我只是想那晚一共就两个人对吧Ijustwannasaythatthereweretwopeopletherethatnight.Okay?两个嘴唇Twosetsoflips.是哦她发生这种事情很正常Yes,well,Iexpectthisfromher.Okay?她一直是我的弗洛伊德梦魇She'salwaysbeenaFreudiannightmare.好吧如果她经常做出这种事情Okay,well,ifshealwaysbehaveslikethis,为什么你不说她呢whydon'tyousaysomething?因为太复杂了这太麻烦了Becauseit'scomplicated,it'scomplex-喂亲我妈妈的人可是你啊Hey,youkissedmymom.我们正在排练希腊话剧We'rerehearsingaGreekplay.真是有趣排练完没That'sveryfunny.Arewedonenow?还没你不准备跟她谈谈No!Okay,youmean,you'renotgonnatalktoher,你不准备告诉她你的感受吗you'renotgonnatellherhowyoufeel?不要Thatwouldbeno.别以为你和我妈妈玩了湿吻Look,justbecauseyouplayedtonsiltenniswithmymom...就自以为了解她doesn'tmeanyouknowher.Alright?相信我跟她没法谈Trustme,youcan'ttalktoher.是你不能还是你不敢Okay."Youcan't"?Oryoucan't?好吧我的手指Okay,that'smyfinger.我的膝盖That's,that'smyknee.还在排练Stilldoingtheplay.你把他怎么了Alright,whadyoudowithhim?-你醒了-瞧瞧你-You'reawake.-Lookatyou.感觉如何How,howdoyoufeel?头有点晕基本上还行Uh,alittlewoozy,butbasicallyokay.你的气色好极了Gosh,youlookgood.我感觉还行Ifeelgood.你们是谁Whoareyou?-对不起-我叫菲比·布菲-Sorry.-I'mPhoebeBuffay.我叫莫妮卡·盖勒我一直在照顾你I'mMonicaGeller.I'vebeentakingcareofyou.我们都在照顾你Webothhave.这个雕刻画也是你们送的So,theEtch-a-Sketchisfromyouguys?实际上是我送的Well,actuallyit'sjustfromme.我替你做脚底按摩Igotyouthefootmassager.知道是谁帮你刮胡子的吗是我Youknowwhoshavedyou?Thatwasme-我念书给你听-我唱过歌-Ireadtoyou.-Isang.谢了Well,thanks.-不客气-没关系-Oh,mypleasure.-You'rewelcome.我想那就再见了SoIguessI'IIseeyouaround.什么就这样What?That'sit?那就再见了"Seeyouaround"?-不然要我说什么-我不知道-Well,whatdoyouwantmetosay?-Idon'tknow.或许Maybe...该说"你们真好"..."Thatwasnice.""我太感动了""Itmeantsomethingtome.""我会打电话给你的""I'llcallyou."-好吧我会打的-一点诚意都没有-Alright.I'llcallyou.-Idon'tthinkyoumeanthat.男生都这样Thisissotypical.我们付出付出Youknow,wegiveandwegive...再付出...andwegive.然后我们得不到任何回报Andthen-wejustgetnothingback!突然有一天Andthenoneday,y'know,你醒了然后说"那就再见吧"it'sjust,youwakeup,and"Seeyouaround!"走吧菲比Let'sgo,Phoebe.知道吗我们以为你与众不同Youknowwhat?Wethoughtyouweredifferent.但我猜那因为你在昏迷的缘故ButIguessitwasjustthecoma.车在楼下等着Car'swaitingdownstairs,我上来就是想Ijustwantedtodropoff给你朋友送几本我的书thesecopiesofmybookforyourfriends.需要我在里斯本帮你买什么吗AnythingyouwantfromLisbon?不需要知道你去哪就够了No,justknowingyou'regonnabethereisenough.好吧要乖哦我爱你Alright,well,begood,Iloveyou.你亲了我最好的罗斯YoukissedmybestRoss.好像说错了反正差不多Orsomethingtothateffect.好吧O-kay.我做了蠢事Look,it,itwasstupid.-愚蠢至极-愚蠢至极-Reallystupid.-Reallystupid.我也不知道是怎么发生的AndIdon'tevenknowhowithappened.抱歉孩子我保证不会再发生这种事I'msorry,honey.Ipromiseitwillneverhappenagain.-你感觉好点吗-是的-Areweokaynow?-Yeah.不不No.No...男人与门之间禁忌的爱Ah,theforbiddenloveofamanandhisdoor..他做到了他跟她说了Hedidit.Hetoldheroff,不只是亲吻的事所有的事都说出来了andnotjustaboutthekiss,abouteverything.开什么玩笑You'rekidding?他说你何时才能像个妈妈样子No,no.Hesaid,"Whenareyougonnastartbeingamom?"她回答说Thenshecamebackwith:你何时才能成长起来"Thequestionis,whenareyougonnarealize意识到我也很性感Ihaveabomb?"等等你确定她不是说'Kay,waitaminute,areyousureshedidn'tsay你何时才能成长起来意识到我是你妈"WhenareyougonnagrowupandrealizeIamyourmom?"-这样比较合理-你也这样认为-Thatmakesmoresense.-Youthink?现在情况怎么样So,what'sgoingonnow?我不知道我一直在这儿说给你听Idon'tknow.I'vebeenstandingherespellingitoutforyou.我什么都听不到等等Idon'thearanything.Wait,wait,wait.你看见什么了Whatdoyousee?很难说他们好小而且上下颠倒Hardtotell,they'resotinyandupside-down.等等等等Wait,wait,wait.他们走过来他们走过去They'rewalkingaway.They'rewalkingaway.不他们不走了No,no,they'renot.他们要过来了快逃They'recomingrightatus.Run!-你还好吧孩子-没事了-Areyouokay,kiddo?-Yeah.很好好好的啊Allright.Youbegood.小心开车Drivesafe.-宾太太-盖勒先生-Mrs.Bing.-Mr.Geller.你当真Youmeanthat?对有何不可Yeah,whynot?我告诉她了SoItoldher.-情况怎么样-糟糕糟糕-Howdiditgo?-Awful.Awful.没有比这更糟糕的啦Couldn'thavegoneworse.-感觉怎样-不错-Well,howdoyoufeel?-Prettygood.我告诉她了Itoldher.瞧看到没有Well,see?或许我亲你妈不是个馊主意Somaybeitwasn'tsuchabadidea,y'know,mekissingyourmom,uh?我们不必继续往下说了But..wedon'thavetogodownthatroad.这只是第一章Okay.Nowthisisjustthefirstchapter...我要大家坦白的...andIwantyourabsolutehonestopinion.Okay?在第二页中Oh,oh,andonpagetwo,他的手没伸向她茁壮的双峰he'snot'reachingforherheavingbeasts'.什么是"耐头"What'sa"niffle"?通常在"茁壮的双峰"上可以找到Youcanusuallyfindthemontheheavingbeasts.好吧算我不会打字Alright,alright,soI'mnotagreattypist.等下你们看到那段Wait,didyougettothepartabout应为阴茎Penis他那巨大颤抖的"笔"了吗his'hugethrobbingpens'?当他用那东西写字的时候Oh,yeah,youdon'twannabearound你不会想在场的whenhestartswritingwiththose.够了还我That'sit.Givethemback.