愚人节 英文

愚人节 英文 In the 16th century, people celebrated New Year's Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools. Each country celebrates April Fools' Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends' backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!” In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools' Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird. In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then. 愚人节英文祝福短信 1.My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “Go to hell.” 我对你的深情无法付诸言语， 除了一句“滚一边去”! 2.Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head. 娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。 但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。 3.Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed. 爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好， 可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。( 愚人节短信 ) 4.My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 5.What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. 是什么激发了我多情的诗篇? 伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。 6.My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 爱人啊，你简直让我窒息， 你在哪沾上的一身臭气? 7.I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我渴望你温柔的拥抱， 但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。 8.I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾以为一生只爱你一个， 直到遇见你的二表哥。 9.I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑， 妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿! 10.I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 你的容颜依稀入梦境， 于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信 11.Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感， 可惜这些你一条都不占。