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Unit20humourcomedianclowncrosstalkjokesketchWhenyouseetheword“humour”,whatwillyouthinkof?funnystoryCustomer:Isthereanysouponthemenu?Waiter:Therewas,butIwipeditoff.Icoveryoureyesstealthily“特困生”Canyousay??吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮TongueTwistersIsawasawsawasaw.v.see—saw--seenn.akindoftoolv.theactionasawmakeBettyboughtsomebutter,butthebutterwasbitter,sosheboughtsomebetterbuttertomakethebitterbutterbetter.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon’twishthewishyouwishtowish.Ifwhitechalkchalkswhiteonablackblackboard,willblackchalkchalkblackonawhitewhiteboardthen?.PractisesayingthetonguetwistersTopchopstickshopsstocktopchopsticksCanyoucanacanascannercanacan?Abigblackbugbitthebigblackbear,madethebigblackbearbleedblood.Howmanycanscanacannercanifacannercancancans?Acannercancanasmanycansasacannercanifacannercancancans.Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.Shesellsseashellsbytheseashore.Theshellsshesellsaresurelyseashells.Soifshesellsshellsontheseashore,I'msureshesellsseashoreshells.LaughingPartyComeon!Customer:Waiter.Willthepancakesbelong?Waiter:No,sir.Round.Girl:Ifwemarry,willyougivemearingBoy:Ofcourse,What’syourtelephonenumber?JokesPoliceman:Youcan’tparkhere.Driver:Whynot?Policeman:Readthatsign.Driver:Idid.Itsays,“Fineforparking,”soIparked.HumorousStoryAnanimalsportsmeetingwasgoingon.Aduckandacrab(螃蟹）arrivedatthefinishinglineatthesametime.ThejudgeaskedthemtoplayRock-Paper-Scissorstodecidewhoisthewinner.Buttheducksays“no”.Pleasetellusthereasonwhytheduckrefusedtodothat?Whydoesariversleepalot?Whydoesariverhavealotofmoney?IfyouthrowawhitestoneintoRedSea.Whatwillitbecome?It’salwaysinabedIthastwobankswetIworkonlywhenI’mfired.WhatamI?ArocketIhaveteeth,butnomouth.WhatamI?Ihaveamouth,butnoteeth.WhatamI?AcombAriverWhatcanyouseewithyoureyesshut?Whichrunsfaster,heatorcold?Why?Whatletterarepeoplethemostafraidof?AdreamHeat,becauseyoucancatchcoldE,becauseit’stheendof“life”Ihavecitiesbutnohouses;forestsbutnotrees;riverswithoutwater.WhatamI?AmapListeningGuesstheorderofthepicturesonP50accordingtothedialogue.543126happy­wanttomarrythewomaninthechurchtalkabout,weddingsurprised&laughedmeethavedinnertogetherWillyoumarryme?Herealizedthathehadalreadylovedher.Oh,Isee.Theylived3villagesfromeachother.???Listenandanswerthefollowingquestions.Whatwastheman’sjob?InEngland,whocanmarrycouplesinchurch?Howclosetoeachotherdidthemanandthewomanlive?Wheredidthewomanasktheministertomarryher?Whendidheaskhertomarryhim?Hewasaministerinthechurch.Aminister.Abouteightkilometersfromeachother.Inarestaurant.Afewdayslater.Howdoyouunderstandthesentence“Willyoumarryme”?Willyoubemyhusband/wife?WhenIgetmarried,willyoubetheministerwhomarriesmeandmyhusband/wife?LanguagePoints1.makepeoplelaughmakesb./sth(to)dosth使某人做某事如：make,let,have,feel,listento,hear,lookat,see,notice,watch,observe等，后面常常接省略了to的不定式做其宾语补足语。Letmetry.让我试试。Thedoctormadethepatientstayinbed.医生硬要病人躺在床上。Thepatientwasmadetostayinbedbythedoctor.LanguagePoints3.Ofcourse,Iwouldliketoreachawideaudience,thoughtImostlyhaveadultsinmind.A.Most:最……mostly:大部分；主要地B.inmind:内心，在脑海当中Youarealwaysinmymind.你一直在我心中.2.thinkabout:考虑LanguagePoints5.Still,Idon’tthinkeverybodywillfindmykindofhumorfunny.still尽管那样;然而A.Althoughshedidn’tfeelwell,shestillwenttowork.她虽然觉得不舒服,但仍然去上班了。6.Jokesaboutspeakingaforeignlanguage,Germanforexample,alwayswork.work示“产生预期的结果或作用”的意思。A.Didthesoapworkondirtyclothes?肥皂对脏衣服有用吗？LanguagePoints8.It’sabittersweetsong.那是一支又苦涩又甜蜜的歌。9.plantodosth.计划做某事7.MynextshowwillhaveapartinwhichIacttheroleofascience,thewaythatasciencewalksandtalks.acttherole=taketheroleLanguagePointsintendvt.打算，想要intendtodoSth.Pron.（代词）Iintendtogohome.Weintendthisnewreportastheteachingmaterialforfreshmen.intendsbtodointendthatsbshoulddo…Iintendmysontobeadoctor.MrSmithintendedthathissonshouldgoabroad.tohavedone