四人英文小品

还记得107自导自演の演,回味一下吧～ Number ONE(开“警察的玩笑”show) A:大燕B:大杨C:大秀D:大雪 Let's begin: D:This is CCTV-1. I'm Jenny.Today I will invite a clever policeman to our program. Her name is Joyce. Let's welcome her . A:Nice to meet you. D:Nice to meet you. I heard some good news for you. What is it? A:I have settled one big case. This is my good-friend.(Show 一下自己的枪) D:Oh, I am proud of you. (此刻B&C正在看节目) B:You see her? So conceit! C:Yes, I think so. B:Let's play a joke on her.OK? C:That's exciting. (A回到自己的房子) A:So tired today. I have to take a bath and go to sleep. (B&C破门而入) B:Looting? A:Oh my god! C:Shut up and lift up your hands. B:Where's your money and credit card? A:I won't tell you. C:(一巴掌打过去)Tell us , or...(把枪指着他的头) A:OK. Over there. B:(走过去)So much money! Come here... C:OK.(A一下子夺过枪，然后指着C) B走了过去，被A 揭开面纱 B:OH my god! A:Just a girl ! Please put down my money and go to the police station. C:Sir, please forgive us . We just play a joke on you. A:Play a joke? C:Yes, yes. It's a toy gun. B:Yes, You look there.(A一看)GO!Quick～ (然后跟C迅速逃离) A:Shit! Don't let me find you, or you will die. (D的生日会上) D:Today is my birthday. My good friends will put on a show .Let's look forward to it. A:Happy birthday! D:Thank you. Later, I will introduce my two best friends to you. A:OK. (B&C上台表演) B:Ladies and gentlemen. I'm Bekey. Today is my best friend Jenny's birthday. Happy birthday to her. (此刻C看到A) C:Oh, my god!(一下子遮住自己的脸) B:What's the matter? C:I see the man whom we played a joke on . A也认出了她们，走上去一把抓住她们 D:(走过去)Let me introduce. This is Joyce. This is Annie and Bekey. B&C:(同时伸出手)Nice to meet you ! A:It's you two. Do you remember me? D:Have you known each other? A:No, but we have met in a special occasion. D:Special occasion? When? A:Just two robbers wanted to rob me! D:It can't be true . You are a policewoman. Who dare to rob you? B&C:Really? Are you a really policewoman?My godness. D:Are you the robbers? I can't believe you. A:Bingo! It's your two best friends. D:I feel very disappointed with you . B:Help us !We just played a joke! C:Yes, yes. Just a joke. A:Anyway, please go to the police station with me. B&C:No...no....no... D:My dear friends, can you guarantee that you won't do that? B:Yes, we know we have done wrong. Please give us a chance. C:I don't want to be sent into the prison. A:You should know that before you do something ,please think of the result. B:I will remember it. C:Whatever I want to do, I will think deeply. D:Good. And we also examine ourselves , in order not to be sorry for our lives. Now let's enjoying my birthday...