上帝创造父亲God & Father

上帝创造父亲God & Father ------精品文档!值得拥有～------ 上帝创造父亲God & Father WhenthegoodLordwascreatingfathers,Hestartedwithatallframe.Andafemaleangelnearbysaid,"Whatkindoffatheristhat?Ifyou'regoingtomakechildrensoclosetotheground,whyhaveyouputfathersupsohigh?Hewon'tbeabletoshootmarbleswithoutkneeling,tuckachildinbedwithoutbending,orevenkissachildwithoutalotofstooping." AndGodsmiledandsaid,"Yes,butifImakehimchildsize,whowouldchildrenhavetolookupto?" AndwhenGodmadeafather'hands,theywerelargeandsinewy. Andtheangelshookherheadsadlyandsaid,"DoYouknowwhatYou'redoing?Largehandsareclumsy.Theycan'tmanagediaperpins,smallbuttons,rubberbandsonponytailsorevenremovesplinterscausedbybaseballbats." Godsmiledandsaid,"Iknow,butthey'relargeenoughtoholdeverythingas ------珍贵文档!值得收藏～----- ------精品文档!值得拥有～------ mallboyemptiesfromhispocketsattheendofaday,andgetsmallenoughtocupachild'sface." ThenGodmoldedlong,slimlegsandbroadshoulders. Theangelnearlyhadaheartattack."Boy,thisistheendoftheweek,allright,"sheclucked."DoYourealizeYoujustmadeafatherwithoutalap?Howishegoingtopullachildclosetohimwithoutthekidfallingbetweenhislegs?" Godsmiledandsaid,"Amotherneedsalap.Afatherneedsstrongshoulderstopullasled,balanceaboyonabicycleorholdasleepyheadonthewayhomefromthecircus." Noteshootmarbles:弹弹球 kneeling:跪下 stooping:弯腰 sinewy:强壮有力的clumsy:笨拙的 diaper:尿布 ponytail:马 尾辫 splinter:碎片 mold:浇铸cluck:咯咯叫 lap:膝盖 ------珍贵文档!值得收藏～----- ------精品文档!值得拥有～------ Godwasinthemiddleofcreatingtwoofthelargestfeetanyonehadeverseenwhentheangelcouldcontainherselfnolonger."That'notfair.DoYouhonestlythinkthoselargeboatsaregoingtodigoutofbedearlyinthemorningwhenthebabycries?Orwalkthroughasmallbirthdaypartywithoutcrushingatleastthreeoftheguests?" AndGodsmiledandsaid,"They'llwork.You'llsee.They'llsupportasmallchildwhowantsto"rideahorsetoBanburyCross"orscareoffmiceatthesummercabin,ordisplayshoesthatwillbeachallengetofill." Godworkedthroughoutthenight,givingthefatherfewwords,butafirmauthoritativevoice;eyesthatseeeverything,butremaincalmandtolerant. Finally,almostasanafterthought,Headdedtears.ThenHeturnedtotheangelandsaid,"Nowareyousatisfiedthathecanloveasmuchasamother?" Andtheangelshuttethup! ------珍贵文档!值得收藏～----- ------精品文档!值得拥有～------ ------珍贵文档!值得收藏～-----