洋人的名字译成中文土得掉渣（）

洋人的名字译成中文土得掉渣（） 洋人的名字译成中文土得掉渣() Hilarious: foreigners name translated into Chinese countrified (Figure) Xiao Shenyang's English name is "xiao-shen-yang". What's your English name? In order to study English is my ShuoWenJieZi, drill through English corners and angles, including three feet down to study English in the name, you can not underestimate the foreigners "of every hue surnames, but they are among the most ancient Western text types of words, and generally they the original meaning is very old, but the original meanings are generally not lost (you want to ah, what the family will forget the meaning of the name, their ancestors for thousands of years, will certainly even tens of years, so foreigners be handed down from age to age)" 100 surname ", became the Western text of existing and extremely rare, almost no aliasing" original "words, they are like as the living fossil record of ancient Western characters of wisdom, they can solve many important characters of Western languages, For example, "Adam (Adam)" this name, it means "the first born to the world", this word can be reliably demonstrated in the letter "a" first, first, the first "means, the letter" d "landing, decline and fall.". But foreigners name dictionary generally not check, to foreigners to ask, so I ten years has maintained a habit, every contact is a foreigner will find the opportunity to ask the meaning of their name, this question does not matter, then unlock the secret characters in many western languages, and found because the name of the original soil falling! If you are pretty English dictionary to find a English name (in accordance with the general condemnation, the homophonic to) you can be careful, don't not careful to choose a soil and vulgar name. For example, you chose a English named "Clayderman", you must think this special name western style, like a pianist with any name, in fact you fooled, "Clayderman" of the original (Clayderman) is "Mason" means, and the piano had nothing, is a play all day with the earth people. For example, you chose a name, called the "George Bush", you must think this name absolutely with a kinsman of the emperor mean, you are wrong, George (George) is the "farmer" means, its original formation with go, which is walking back and forth in the field, Bush (Bush) is the "Bush", the two names are absolute land! Another name, called "Edison" bar, neither touch the piano, nor touch politics, and rely on the scientists, and the result? "Edison" (Edison) means "Adam's son", Edi is "Adam (Adam)", and son is the son. This time your father is looking for you to settle accounts, in vain to feed you so big, but you casually gave a son of the name of Asia, the name of ya, gave you what good? To change a name, called "Taylor", the name of the atmosphere, sounds a great actor is a big director, absolute international level, you can be fooled, "Taylor (Taylor)" is "tailor", the film is not cut, cut the cloth to do every day clothes! (the name and that the letter "t" break open "means, l has" opened, open ") Then change the name of it, called Holmes (Holmes) bar, sounds like a detective, thieves, bad guys are afraid, and the result is "the land by the river", and soil once again. Another name is Webster (Webster) ", it sounds absolutely a sense of culture, not a Webster dictionary, then fooled, the meaning of the name is the original" weaving Carpenter "in ancient times, is the kind of person for basket basket series, web is not a spider web, the ancients took it when weaving, now people use it as the internet.! (the name also proves that the letter "W" has the meaning of "repeating action"), and then change its name, called Bacon (Bacon), sounds like a philosopher, and the result is "barbecue", which is accidentally eaten by others. To change a name, called "Rumsfeld (Rumsfeld), and the former Secretary of defense, the same name, this time in the military, who dare to eat me, the name is" the distillery "means, rums is a kind of wine, Feld field, is a site, defense minister turned out to be wine made from this time, can be good, eating and drinking are. Not to give up, and then change the name of it, called Beck (Baker), and the former Secretary of state of the United States of the same name, the result is "bread baker" (Chinese "bread" can be a little derogatory). To change a name, called "Adolf (Adolph), the result is" wolf "; another" Potter (Porter), the result is "porters"; 换个“史密斯(Smith)”，结果是“铁匠”的意思;换个“爱德华 (Edward)”，结果是“财主”的意思;换个“库克(Cook)”，结果是 “厨子”的意思;换个“彼得(Peter)”，结果是“石头”的意思; 换个“南希(Nancy)”，结果是“保姆”的意思;换个“卡尔 (Carl)”，结果是“乡下人”的意思;换个“卡特(Carter)”，结果 是“马车夫”的意思(美国真厉害，叫农夫、马车夫的人都当过总统， 外星人听了一定咋舌);最可气的是“约克(York)”，听上去最洋气， 结果最土，是“养猪的人”;还有“卡尔文(Kalvin)”，是“秃头” 的意思;“克劳德(Claude)”，是“瘸子”的意思;“克鲁 G (Crook) ", is a" liar ";" Paul (Paul) "," short people "(foreigner what has); and Hamilton (Hamilton)", "village" means, right, here to talk about a few of the meal (ton) "generally" village "," Newton (Newton) "is the" new village "," Clinton (Clinton) "is" near the village "," Princeton (Princeton) "is the" Prince village "," Hilton (Hilton) "is the" hillside village "." love Hampton Upton "is" the village "uphill," Washington (Washington) "I have not heard, because up to now I have not personally seen called" Washington "foreigners, but from the literal meaning of speculation, Washington is washing clothes for others" The village is estimated to be about the same as the laundry. The most careful is the "Jack (Jack)" and "Jenny (Jenny)", this is I has found the most dangerous name, they sounded the most beautiful, the ocean, but the soil is "male" and "female". If you accidentally have a English named "Jackson" (Jackson), but that you have bad luck home, because it is "a son", you do not care for others to do the son, but the son of a donkey, your dad if know it is not strange to kill you. After laughing, think of no, why are foreigners names so earthy and so vulgar? In fact, if you think about it, if you go back for thousands of years, these names are not earth at all. Not only are they not earth, but they are also great rejoicing, which makes people dream of it. You think, thousands of years ago is what society is the food and clothing can not solve the original agricultural society, there was no computer Internet, food and clothing but the ancients class priority, if who can solve the problem of food and clothing, but also have a donkey, who is now equivalent to a Mercedes BMW, of course he is willing to use donkeys to name their child named. At that time, if anyone opened a bakery, a laundry, a blacksmith's shop, a tailor's shop, or even a successful entrepreneur, of course, he would like to use these things for his name. Who at that time if not only can be satisfied, but also raise a lot of delicious meat fat pig, it is a listed company, of course very proudly calls itself the "pig man (York)", which means to estimate today "chairman" almost. The passage of time, foreign people thousands of years ago or even million years ago in the name, now looks like it is too much soil, but on reflection, foreigners have no way, only such a soil down, because the foreign people use phonetic alphabet to name, which limits the freedom of their name, you think, if they use 26 letters a combination of a new word as the name, who knows ah, and difficult to read and difficult to remember, so they can not take the name of innovation, but for thousands of years as one day to continue to use the old and old name, we will not from the history of the "soil" in the name comes out. We still Chinese happiness, names can use any combination of Chinese characters to take the name, can be called "in the country, and strong force, can be called the" flower, plum, beauty, Na ", also called" Fu Lushou Xi ", much freedom, absolutely can keep pace with the times! Finally, let us have more soil to look at a few of the most western style of foreigners their name. First look at the classic Hollywood movie stars Gregory Peck (see below), this is an absolute handsome star, who dare not seen his classic film, his name is GregoryPeck, is the "group - pecking" meaning, "a flock of birds in food". GregoryPeck Look at the classic Hollywood movie star Audrey Hepburn (see below), her beauty captivated generations do not know, but her name is Hepburn Hepburn's soil, is "fire grass", They estimate ancestry was selling cooking firewood! Oku Diali Hepburn Look at the United States popular singer Justin Timblerlake (see below) the English name, JustinTimberlake, which literally means "honest - wood - Lake", estimated his ancestors are engage in water transport of wood. justin Take a look at the football star Beckham (Beckham, see below), Beck is "River" mean, "ham" is "ham" mean, together is "ham in the river", it is really to the extent of the soil!