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只穿内裤（Just wear underwear） 只穿内裤(Just wear underwear) [订阅]评论饲料新年元旦相声-海尔兄弟为啥只穿内裤 无忧小品剧本网 首页剧本搜索热门剧本剧本论坛【网友必看】 ,相声剧本台词:划拳元旦相声剧本台词-与众不同, 新年元旦相声-海尔兄弟为啥只穿内裤2010-12-5 11:22 答:小超我问你，你说人生应该追求什么, B:追求爱情和事业 一个说得太好了，我就要追求我的爱情 一个这爱情怎么追求呢, B你得学会偶遇搭讪 一个怎么偶遇怎么搭讪呢, B比如说啊，你看一女孩，是咱们这主持人，**老师，你看上人家怎么办啊, 一个怎么办啊, B你呢，就得在电视台天天等着她，她一到电视台你就跐溜一下跟着 进去，然后拍她肩膀，用迷离的、忧伤的眼神看着她，然后先唱歌:是否爱上你之后会有明天过后。反正就这意思。 一个我得偶遇，我得搭讪，那真是众人寻她千百度，暮然回首那人依旧对我…不屑一顾。 B嗨～不提她了。 一个我跟她偶遇在卫生间。 B嗯这地挺浪漫的的… 一个当时女孩洗着手，我也洗着手。我鼓足了勇气向他说出了我的心里话。 B你说什么呢, 一个你也尿手上了, B那..个女孩呢, 一个他温柔的拿起马桶冲我砸了过来。 B劲不小。 一个但是我们俩相识相知相恋相爱了。 B好事。 一个他每天就要减肥我就劝她啊。 B怎么劝啊, 一个吃点东西才有力气减肥吗。 B啊, 一个她拿起马桶立刻冲我砸了过来。我失恋了 B早该结束了。 一个后来我失一次恋就在山上放一块砖头，后来我失一次恋就在山上放一块砖头，后来便有了----长城。 B长的…那。这秦始皇就是失恋死的… 一个你说我怎么办啊, B你这样就听我的，你去找一份工作，去找事业。 一个你说得太好了我每天就是应聘面试，可他们经常问我一些无聊的问。 B都问你什么啊, 一个你知道什么是团队的合作理念, B讲讲吧 一个一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚打麻将，一百个和尚开心网偷菜。 B嗯,行了。哼。哼。这鼓掌的都是被偷过菜的,,,两百个和尚还 偷恐龙呢，你像话吗, 一个你甭管这一套 B你不像话，那还有什么啊, 一个这最可恨的啊，还有一些企业问我:会不会英文。 B诶，英语很重要。 一个现在哪些80后不懂英文啊。 B那你说说呗 一个你看他们问，我新年快乐怎么说。 B你怎么说的啊。 一个我当时把他们给震了。 B讲讲 生日快乐～ B唉过生日啊这个英语不懂别瞎说，你要不懂可以问我吗。 一个你懂英文嘛, B我英文非常好。 一个是吗, B你可以问啊。 一个好，来翻译一下啊 B来吧 一个快点翻译啊 B好 一个嗯女士们先生们大家好。 B就这句啊 一个嗯 B唉听我用纯美式的发音给你翻译出来啊 一个好 B先生们女士们大家晚上好说出来是这样的:你你你你你你你你你， 你好～ 一个小超，你知道我喜欢你哪一点吗, B你喜欢我那一点呢 一个我喜欢你离我远一点。 B唉什么叫远一点啊。 一个你这么说下去要说到哪辈子啊。 B大不了发音问题吗。 一个不是你到底说我怎么办。 B你这样，你到大企业工作去。 一个说的太好了。我去海尔集团～ B人家是大企业 A, look at the questions people ask. How well they ask. What did B ask?. A asked the Haier brothers of the Haier group why they were wearing underpants only. B panties? How did you answer that?. A why does Haier brother wear underpants only?. B why? A because of them. What's wrong with B? Because they do not have to A B (wordless)... Point your fingers a few times A this is corporate culture, corporate culture is like this. B * * (surprised) are you the legendary 290? A people are 250. How can I get 290? B, you're 250+38+2 (=290). A, you're carrying a personal attack. B what is no coins? A I found I was frustrated in my life. Hi B A himself grew more than 20 years old, suddenly found that kindergarten is better mix ah. When I was young, I could take any female student's hand, grow up and pull the hands of any female colleague, that is.. B rogue. A when he was young, he could do nothing but grow up. B has to think about everything. A when I grow up, I begin to fear growing up. I really want to be like a child (background music: we are all good children) B stop! Stop! Stop! The music stops, this is not ---.. You are ill, are you?. A do you have any medicine?. B are you sick? Are you ill?. A can you manage it?. B are you sick? Are you ill? You're ill. You're ill. A, you read the machine ah. A B, don't give me a hand!! (two people make "Eagle Wings" action) B, I told you I wouldn't kill you if I didn't move! A who consumes who, this is. B, you're sick. A I'm not ill. Why is B so low? A I went out to take my medicine. Why is B so degenerate? A ah, who's fallen? B I tell you, youth is passionate, youth is passionate, and the rhythm of youth should be like this. (NO BODY music rings) go ahead! 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