英语短剧-大话西游之三打白骨精

英语短剧-大话西游之三打白骨精 Three Times’ Beating Monster 三打白骨精 人物:T唐僧 S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒 J:沙僧 B:白骨精 B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆 B3:B变化成的老头 N:哪吒 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? S: Bajie,map! E: (摸出，递给S) S: Look,master (凑近T)„„„(T、S一齐转向E) T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But„„ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? E: (递)Here.Em„„ we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So. S: Fat Pig! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will„„„. S: You will what(凶相)? E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). S: Hm! T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see ,master is hungry,too! T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away„.. T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看) E: This is„..? S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走) T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1) B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you? T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough. B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb! T: Bomb?(打出) B1: Double King! T: Oh„.I win! Em„„,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准 备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打) B1: (倒)Ah„„ T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher! S: She is a monster! T: Nonsense!(深呼吸) S: Oh,please don’t„„ T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more„„you open the door„(泰坦尼克主曲， 走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no„„(痛苦抱头) T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you! B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至 T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2) E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many? T:Two„..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3) B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh„.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打) T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!! S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》 E: Master, brother Monkey is....... T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more! B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are...... B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退) B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha...... S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later. T: Wukong? E: Oh,Brother Monkey! J: Our hero is back! T: I,I can't understand......What happened? S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out? S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉) N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal? S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police. N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B) T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What? T: I'm sorry. S: Em? Louder,please? T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放 伴奏) T: Let's go guys!( 歌) S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse. E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow. J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out. T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out. T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet. T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet......