《海绵宝宝》英文字幕

《海绵宝宝》英文字幕 电影版 海绵宝宝 英文字幕 Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Final Day Chapter 29.33:Help! Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack Movie Chapter 30:Alive Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's Crown/The bag of Winds 目录: Chapter 32:The S.S David Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival Chapter 1:Opening (Real film sequence) Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin Chapter 2:SpongeBob's dream Chapter 35:Stalling Chapter 3:Awakened from the Job as Manager Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle Chapter 3.2 Ready for the speech Chapter 37:End of the stalling Chapter 3.3:SpongeBob's encounter with Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB Patrick Chapter 38.5:No! Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton's rage Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats Chapter 5:Spongebob's encounter with Chapter 39:Plankton cheats plankton Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK! Chapter 6:Squid's new job Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free Chapter 7:The sad truth Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob Chapter 8:Patrick's interruption Chapter 43:Back At The Theater Chapter 9:Theft of the crown Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter Chapter 11:Sundae rush Chapter 12:Awakened from the ice cream blast Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival Chapter 14:Accused Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? Chapter 16: Briefing Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Happened Chapter 20: Meet Dennis Chapter 21: Thug Tug Trouble Chapter 21.5: Level 4 Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked Chapter 25: We're Just Kids Chapter 26:Now That We're Men Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst encounter Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Dialogue SpongeBob SquarePants ------Chapter 1:Opening (Real film sequence) SpongeBob SquarePants Pirate #1: (He is in a small boat with a trunk) I SpongeBob SquarePants got it! I got it! I got it! SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! (The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They Pirate #2: Dinghy ahoy. rush into the theater room, where the movie starts) Pirate #3: Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off ------Chapter 2:SpongeBob's dream the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! French Narrator: The sea. So mysterious, so Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini the... (He is slammed in the face by a door as Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty the captain walks on deck) Krab restaurant, where... Captain: Dinghy. (Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, (The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in along with the trunk) front of the Krusty Krab) Pirate #1: I got it! I got it. Police: Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens) Captain: Where is it? Fish #1: Hey, wait a minute. Pirate #2: It's right here, captain. (Opens the trunk) Fish #2: What is happening? Captain: I never thought I'd see it with me Mr. Krabs: Please settle down. (Referring to own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. (The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets theater, singing the SpongeBob SquarePants here. theme song) Fish: Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, Pirates: Who lives in a pineapple under the SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He sea? walks toward the Krusty Krab.) SpongeBob SquarePants Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? Spongebob: Talk to me, Krabs. SpongeBob SquarePants If nautical nonsense be something you wish? Mr. Krabs: It started out as a simple order: a SpongeBob SquarePants Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob slaps him) SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob: Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. SpongeBob SquarePants I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab) SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob: Take it easy, friend. I'm the SpongeBob SquarePants manager of this establishment. Everything's 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 gonna be just fine. SquarePants! Phil: I'm really scared here, man. ------Chapter 3.2 Ready for the speech SpongeBob: I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into SpongeBob: You got a name? walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, Phil: Phil. SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his SpongeBob: You got a family, Phil? (Phil rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. Let's hear about that family. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Phil: I got a wife and two beautiful children. (Setting:Bathroom) Squidward: La da dee, la SpongeBob: That's what it's all about. I want da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da you to do me a favor, Phil. dum, Phil: What? Squidward and SpongeBob in unision: La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d... SpongeBob: Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts Squidward: Huh? some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up. SpongeBob singing solo:...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da... All(But SpongeBob): Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip!(Honk!) Hip! Hip!(Honk!) (Squidward interrupts him, and covers himself) Hip! Hip! (Honk!!!!) Squidward: SpongeBob! What are you doing in here? ------Chapter 3:Awakened from the Job as Manager SpongeBob: I have to tell you something, (Continues from dream) SpongeBob: Gary, I Squidward. had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. Squidward: Whatever it is, can't it wait until (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 we get to work? page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. SpongeBob: There's no shower at work. Krabs will announce the new manager. Gary: Meow. SpongeBob:Who's it gonna be, Gary? Squidward: What do you want? Well, let's ask my wall of consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be up, revealing many "employee of the month" thanking you in my managerial acceptance portraits) speech today. SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards: SpongeBob ------Chapter 3.3:SpongeBob's encounter with 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Patrick Patrick: Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for Squidward: Get out!! (Throws him out the me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for window) you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away) SpongeBob: Okay. see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock) ------Chapter 4:KK2 news report/Plankton's rage Patrick: That sounds like the manager of the (The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock TV, reporting) closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy. Perch Perkins: Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front SpongeBob: Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the after my big promotion, we're gonna party till only place to get a delicious and we're purple. mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Patrick: I love being purple! Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. SpongeBob: We're going to the place where Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face) all the action is. Mr. Krabs: Hello. I like money. Patrick: You don't mean...? Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a SpongeBob: Oh, I mean. second Krusty Krab right next door to the original? In unision:Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! Mr. Krabs: Money. (Everyone laughs) (Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few (Plankton is watching the entire scenario out seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober the window of the Chum Bucket) hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick) (SpongeBob and Patrick Plankton: Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being sings) interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. is heard echoing in the kitchen) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Karen: Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah! just mopped the floors. Plankton: Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if SpongeBob: (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. only I could have managed to steal the secret Promotion. to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've twit! exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. SpongeBob: Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the Karen: A to Y? grand-opening ceremony? Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the Plankton: No, I am not on my way over to the alphabet. grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world! Karen: What about Z? SpongeBob: Well, good luck with that. (Runs Plankton: Z? off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Karen: Z. The letter after Y. Plankton: Stupid kid. Plankton: (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. ------Chapter 6:Squid's new job (Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Karen: Oh, boy. Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated) Plankton:(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's Mr. Krabs: Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Mrs. Puff: We paid $9 for this? Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. Sandy: I paid $10! All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him) Mr. Krabs: Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name ------Chapter 5:Spongebob's encounter with of our new manager. plankton SpongeBob: I'm ready,promotion... I'm SpongeBob: Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're ready,promotion... talking! Yeah! Plankton:(While being stepped on by Mr. Krabs: Yes. Well, anyway... The new SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. SpongeBob:Ew, I think I stepped in SpongeBob (Thinking): Yes. something. Mr. Krabs: The obvious choice for the job. (Tries to scrape plankton off) SpongeBob (Thinking) : He's right. Plankton: Not in something, on someone, you 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Mr. Krabs: A name you all know. It starts with SpongeBob: I'm not... mature? an S. Mr. Krabs: Lad, I mean this in the nicest of SpongeBob( Thinking) : That's me. ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see... Mr. Krabs: Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles. Fish: Dork? SpongeBob: Yes! Yeah! (Shaking Squidward's Mr. Krabs: No, wait, that's not right. Not a hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! dork. All right! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of... Pearl: A goofball? Mr. Krabs: Uh, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs: Closer, but no, no, no. SpongeBob: Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting Fish: A ding-a-ling. an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. Fish: Wing nut. He tells him that he's making a complete jackass of himself) I'm making a complete Old Female Fish: A Knucklehead what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers "It's the Mcspazatron. most embarrassing thing I've ever seen") The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? Mr. Krabs: OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm (Mr. Krabs whispers " It's getting worse trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a because you're repeating everything I say into manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise the microphone") And now it's worse because they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I'm repeating everything you say into the I mean, you understand? microphone? SpongeBob: I guess so, Mr. Krabs. ------Chapter 7:The sad truth Mr. Krabs: Oh, for crying out loud, Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? SpongeBob! You didn't get the job! (SpongeBob walks away) SpongeBob: What? SpongeBob (depressed): I'm ready. Depression. Mr. Krabs: You... did not... get... the job. I'm ready. Depression. SpongeBob: But... But why? Mr. Krabs: Poor kid. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, ------Chapter 8:Patrick's interruption but I gave the job to Squidward because being (Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his it, he's more... mature than you. butt.) 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Patrick: Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for Mindy: Daddy! (Frees the crown polisher) SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob! You're free to go. (Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets Crown Polisher: Bless you, Princess Mindy. on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs (Walks away) away.) Neptune: Mindy, how dare you defy me? Patrick: Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean? French Narrator: Later that evening... Neptune: I am the king. I must enforce the laws of the sea. ------Chapter 9:Theft of the crown (Later that evening, Plankton is traveling Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in and compassion instead of these harsh front of a giant castle) punishments. Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Presenter: That would be nice. (Neptune then Starting at the undersea castle of King bonks him on the head) Neptune. Neptune: Squire, clear the room. I wish to (Neptune is sitting in his throne by his speak to my daughter alone (Everyone except daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another Neptune and Mindy high tail it. Neptune then throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head shows Mindy his crown). What is this, with his trident) Mindy? Squire: Oh, right. The royal court is now in Mindy: Your crown? session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so. Neptune then asks the prisoner a Neptune: And what does this crown do? question) Mindy: Covers your bald spot. Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown? Neptune: It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly Prisoner: Yes, but... receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. Neptune: But what? One day, you will wear this crown. Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm Mindy: I'm gonna be bald?! the royal crown polisher. Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute won't wear it until you learn how to rule with you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is. an iron fist. Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown. It is 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 the cushion that the crown was on) SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I Mindy: Dad, your "crown"... didn't get the promotion. Neptune: What the...? (Discovers that his Patrick: What? Why? crown is missing) My crown! Someone has stolen the royal crown! SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. Plankton: (We see him leaving the castle with Patrick: What? That's insane. the crown) I got it. I got it. (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which SpongeBob: I know. we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like Goober Clock speaks) saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal) ------Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir. it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks. Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober! SpongeBob: I'm gonna head home, Pat. The Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. celebration's off. Time to sing. Patrick: Are you sure? Goofy Goober: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah (he starts to walk away) Goofy Goober and Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, Patrick: Okay, see you. goober, yeah (We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut ------Chapter 11:Sundae rush Bar) Waiter: (Handing Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry SpongeBob: All right. Get it together, old boy. Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, Patrick) you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad. SpongeBob: Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those. (Patrick walks up to him) Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab need another one over here. manager. (SpongeBob starts crying again) Wow, the pressure's already setting in. Waiter: (Handing SpongeBob one) There you 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 go. (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat) ------Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival (At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he feeling better already. pulls up a telescope to him) Patrick: Yeah. Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round out for paying customers. (Looks through the over here. (After another eat) Oh, Mr. Waiter. telescope) Two more, please. (Then they finish two more) Waiter. (Then two more) Oh, waiter. (Two Squidward: Yawn. more) Waiter. (Ignores them) Wai-toor. Waiter! Mr. Krabs: What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime. Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts? He's got money. SpongeBob: (Up on stage) All right, folks, this (Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach one goes out to my two bestest friends in the and closes the door on Mindy) whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big Neptune: Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets peanut guy. It's a little ditty called..."Waiter!" out of the coach) This won't take long. (All three faint) Mindy: Daddy, please. I think you're ------Chapter 12:Awakened from the ice cream overreacting. blast (The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to Neptune: Silence, Mindy. I know what I'm find the waiter trying to get him up) doing. (Turns around to leave, but bumps into a pole) Squire. (The Squire, who was with Waiter: (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. them in the coach, pops onto the scene) Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal. Squire: Yes, Your Highness? SpongeBob: (After recovering) Oh, my head. Neptune: Have this pole executed at once. (He looks drunk) Chapter 14:Accused Waiter: Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go (Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is scrape up your friend and get going. changing the price of the Krabby Patty) SpongeBob: My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, Krabby Patty? what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said 8:00. I'm late for work. Mr. Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs. cheese. 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 (Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab) Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z. Neptune: (To the customers) Greeting, King Neptune: (Contines screaming) Prepare subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene to burn, Krabs. Krabs. May he present himself to me at once. Mr. Krabs: Wait, Neptune. Please, I'm begging Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. you, I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'll vouch Would you like to order something? for me. Neptune: Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have King Neptune: Very well, then. Before I turn stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, this conniving crustacean into fishmeal, who clever as you are, you left one damning piece here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? of evidence at the scene of the crime. (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs) ------Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge? SpongeBob: (Looking all drunk) I've got Mr. Krabs: I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs. Krabs?! (Eyes widen) Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, you've come Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me at just in time. Please, tell King Neptune all once. about me. Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for it. many years and always though the was a great boss. The Phone: (Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message. Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss. Clay: Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you SpongeBob: I now realize that he's a great big sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you to say thanks again for selling me the crown. didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for something to say to you. (blows a long selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which raspberry) There, I think I made my point. is now in Shell City. Goodbye. King Neptune: Anyone else? No? Well, then. Mr. Krabs: Don't you just hate wrong (Fires at Mr. Krabs) numbers? Mr. Krabs: My pants are on fire! Me Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah. City?! (Screams) King Neptune: And now, Eugene Krabs, you (Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, will die! holding the phone) SpongeBob: Wait! I'm flattered you would do 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over. SpongeBob: No! I won't let you. King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole King Neptune: Very well, then. I'll have to fry my crown, and now it's in Shell City. That's you both! why he must die. Mindy: Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to one day without executing someone? kill someone over a crown? King Neptune: Mindy, I told you to stay in the King Neptune: You don't understand. My carriage. crownis a symbol of my king-like authority. And between you and me... my hair is Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? thinning a bit. (Holds SpongeBob) Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's and save his boss. not that noticeable... King Neptune: But, daughter, I... (King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge Mindy: Please, Father? At least let him try. bald spot that shines) What have you got to lose? Might I remind you of your special problem? SpongeBob: Bald! Bald! (She removes the paper bag, once again (Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! revealing the shiny bald spot) Bald!) (Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! Bald! Fred: My eyes! Bald!) King Neptune: All right, all right. Fred: My eyes! SpongeBob: King Neptune, sir? Would you King Neptune: All right. Very well, Mindy. I'll spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your give him a chance. But when your little crown back? champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls. And as for you, be King Neptune: You, go to Shell City? No one back here with my crown in exactly ten days. who's gone to Shell City has ever returned. (Patrick pops up) What makes you think you could? You're just a kid. Patrick: He can do it in nine! SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid. I can do it. King Neptune: Eight! King Neptune: Run along. I have a crab to Patrick: Seven! cook. 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 King Neptune: Six! Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Patrick! (They jump on him) Patrick: (To Mindy) You're hot. King Neptune: Six it is, then. Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home. Patrick: (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi---ve... Neptune: Mindy! SpongeBob: Patrick, shush. Mindy: I'm coming. Good luck, SpongeBob. King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall SpongeBob: Wait. How did you know my remain frozen where he now stands! (He name? points his triton at Mr. Krabs) Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one Mr. Krabs: No, wait. I'm begging you! (King day. I've learned the names of all the sea Neptune freezes him) creatures. Squidward: Who turned on the AC? (gasps) Patrick: What's my name? Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible. Who's gonna sign my paycheck? Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick blushes from head to toe) King Neptune: Come along, Mindy. Neptune: Mindy! ------Chapter 16: Briefing Mindy: Listen, you guys, the road to Shell Mindy: I gotta go. I believe in you guys. City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers and monsters everywhere. And what's SpongeBob: Thanks, Mindy. (Now to Mr. worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Krabs) Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of Squidward and I... the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, Squidward: Pass. (He walks out the door, and he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never leaves his hat behind) be seen again. SpongeBob: Patrick and I... Patrick: She's purty, SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her) Patrick: Hi. SpongeBob: ... are gonna get that crown back Mindy:Here, take this. and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've SpongeBob: What's in here? (Opens bag and got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our few winds blow at his face) hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid) 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Patrick, let's go get that crown! (The next scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick riding to a nearby gas station in the ------Chapter 17: The Patty Wagon Patty Wagon) (They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon) SpongeBob and Patrick: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Patrick: What is it? Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah! (They stop at the gas station, where 2 gas SpongeBob: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses station fish) it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, SpongeBob: Fill her up, please. steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected Gas Station Fish #1: What'll it be, fellas? french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps. Mustard... or ketchup?! (Both fish laugh) Patrick: Wow! Patrick: Are they laughing at us? SpongeBob: Yeah, wow! SpongeBob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us. Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license. Lloyd: Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? SpongeBob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash Patrick: Kids?! through the side of the Krusty Krab 2.) SpongeBob: For your information, we are not SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we kids. We are men. And we're off to get King come! Neptune's crown in Shell City. (Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, Both: Shell City? looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen) Lloyd:Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops? Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to SpongeBob: That's right. go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've Gas Station Fish #1: Lloyd, take off your hat got Krabby Patties to make... over at the in respect. Respect for the dead! You two Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves) county line. ------Chapter 18: Gas Station Teasing SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon Plankton: Well, Perch, before my dear friend and pass the county line. A car stealer stops Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... them) I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Bully: Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Chum Bucket," he said. "Don't let the flame Patrick obey) die out." (sobs) By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with SpongeBob: How many seconds was that? every purchase. Here you go, Perch. (He plants a bucket helmet on his head) Lloyd: Twelve. Perch Perkins: Thanks. SpongeBob and Patrick: In your face! That's what I'm talking about. Yeah! Plankton: Bucket helmets for everyone! Patrick: Who's the kid now? (Both walk away) Man: (happily) My helmet! Gas Station Fish #1: They're dead. (Plankton enters his lab, where Karen is) ------Chapter 19: The Inevitable Has Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy Happened since the day you agreed to be my wife. (The scene moves to a crowd entering the Chum Bucket back in Bikini Bottom. Perch Karen: I never agreed. Perkins is in front, once again reporting on TV) Plankton: Evil Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now. Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. Plankton is selling Karen: Nothing except SpongeBob and his Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is pink friend. (Displays SpongeBob and Patrick this possible? Let's find out. (He goes inside) on the road on her computer screen) My sensors indicate that they're going after the (Inside, Plankton is watching his new crown. If they make it back, Neptune might customers) discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. (Plankton looks at Plankton: Step right up. Plenty for everybody. his hands) Perch Perkins: Excuse me, Plankton. Perch Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. Can I get a baby. I've already hired someone to take care minute? of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator! Plankton: Anything for you, Perch. ------Chapter 20: Meet Dennis Perch Perkins: All of Bikini Bottom wants to (Miles away, we see a hitman wearing know, how did you get the Krabby Patty? sunglasses traveling on his motorcycle down the road. He looks tough. VERY tough. He 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 and Patrick sneak out of the Thug Tug) Squidward: Something Smells fishy around SpongeBob: Man, that was a close call. here. Aha! It's Plankton's fault. Patrick: Guess what I got. (Pulls out the key) (At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is enjoying his day and watching his customers. Squidward SpongeBob: The key! bursts in) (He and Patrick start up the Patty Wagon, get Squidward: So you're selling Krabby Patties, in, and drive away) eh, Plankton? ------Chapter 22: Squidward Finds Out Plankton: That's right, Squidward. (Pulls out a (Back in Bikini Bottom the next morning, helmet) And there's a free bucket helmet with Squidward is enjoying the time without every purchase. Care for one? SpongeBob) Squidward: No. You may have hoodwinked Squidward: Too bad SpongeBob's not here to everyone else in this backwater town, but you enjoy SpongeBob not being here. (He starts to can't fool me. I listen to public radio. ride his bike around town) Plankton: And what's that supposed to mean? Fish: Morning. (Squidward notices he is wearing a Chum Bucket helmet) Squidward: It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze Squidward: Some people have no taste in him and you could finally get your stubby headgear. (Looks around more and sees little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. everyone with a helmet, even a baby) Babies (Plankton looks at his hands) It was you all too? (Rides over to a female fish in a boat, along. But you made one fatal mistake. You waiting for the light to change) Excuse me, messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna miss, but where is everybody getting that report you to the highest authority in the land, horrid headwear? King Neptune! Female Fish: (She looks around) Who said Plankton: We'll see about that, Inspector that? Looselips. (Presses a button on Karen) Squidward: Down here. Karen: Now activating helmet brain-control devices. Female Fish: (Finds Squid) Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away Squidward: Huh? What? (A satellite goes up free with every Krabby Patty. on the Chum Bucket, causing the bucket helmets to start to control their wearers) Squidward: Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With? Wearers of Helmets: All hail Plankton. Female Fish: That's right. Squidward: (Eyes widened) What's going on 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 here? Wait. We blew that bubble. Doesn't that make us a bubble-blowing double baby? (Both think Plankton's Slaves (Wearers of Helmets): All about this until he spots a free ice cream stand) hail Plankton. Hey, look, free ice cream! Plankton: Seize him, slaves! Patrick: Oh, boy! (Talks to self) How you doing? Wait a minute. (Patrick looks at his Slaves: All hail Plankton. surroundings and looked worried) Wait a minute. SpongeBob! Squidward: I'm getting out of here! (Runs for the door, but more slaves burst in and corner SpongeBob: Yeah? him) Patrick: Make mine a chocolate! Slaves: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. SpongeBob: Got you covered. (To the old (Squidward, cornered, screams in horror as woman) Two, please. Plankton's slaves capture him) Old Woman: Certainly. You kids enjoy. Plankton: Who can stop me now? Who?! SpongeBob: Actually, we're men, lady, but ------Chapter 23: Frog Fish Mayhem thanks. (Gets bowl) Hey, Patrick, let's... (His (Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are still hand is stuck on the bowl, which the old traveling in the Patty Wagon. They are woman is still holding) You can let go now. I laughing from something Patrick has done) said, let go, please. What is this? What kind of old lady are you? (A huge frog fish comes out SpongeBob: Come on, Pat, one more time. of the ground, revealing that the old woman was its tongue. When the frog fish is about to Patrick: Okay. (Imitates the guy who owns the eat SpongeBob, he breaks lose and falls into Thug Tug) We're on a baby hunt. And don't the Patty Wagon) think we don't know how to weed them out. (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) Patrick: Did you get the ice cream? (frog fish roars) SpongeBob: Weed them out. What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here. SpongeBob: Step on it, Patrick! (Patrick drives the Patty Wagon at top speed away Patrick: You know, SpongeBob, there's a from the frog fish, which is in hot pursuit, as lesson to be learned from all of this. he and SpongeBob scream) SpongeBob: What's that, Patrick? ------Chapter 24: Thug Tug Wrecked (Dennis has arrived at The Thug Tug, at that Patrick: A bubble-blowing double baby doesn't time, and is looking around. He finds belong out here in man's country. SpongeBob and Patrick's bubble. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear) SpongeBob: Yeah. (Then realizes something) 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Thug Tug Owner: Hey! (Dennis turns around) crown standing here. On to Shell City. (Patrick You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a took the first step and monsters grawls) Hey, rule around here about blowing bubbles. look, it's making noise. SpongeBob? (Sees (Snaps his fingers and all of the thugs say the him about to leave) Hey, where are you going? rule) SpongeBob: I'm going home, Patrick. All Thugs: All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied person... Patrick: But what about Mr. Krabs? (Dennis punches the owner into the Thug Tug, which breaks and falls into the ground, then SpongeBob: What about us? We'll never drives away) survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're ------Chapter 25: We're Just Kids just...kids. (Cut back to SpongeBob and Patrick still fleeing from the monster) Patrick: We're not kids. Old Woman: Come on, kiddies, have some ice SpongeBob: Open your eyes, Patrick! We cream. I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers. blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't SpongeBob: Jump for it, Patrick! (They jump belong out here! out of the Patty Wagon, which the monster eats. Another monster eats that monster, and a Patrick: We do not worship him. monster about 4,000 feet long eats that one. SpongeBob and Patrick stare in disbelief) Well, SpongeBob: (Pulls down his shorts) You've we lost our car again. been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. (We Patrick: Never mind the car, where's the road? see Patrick's underwear with the Goofy Road, road, road, road, road, road, road, r... Goober on it) What do you call that? Sorry. Patrick: Worship? (Gets tears in his eyes) SpongeBob: There's the road. On the other You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. (Runs side of this (Looks down the trench in front of around then falls down) them) deep, dark... dangerous... SpongeBob: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're Patrick: Hazardous. going home. SpongeBob: Hazardous... Mindy: But you can't go home. Patrick: Monster-infested. (SpongeBob and Patrick see that the voice belongs to Mindy) SpongeBob: Yeah, monster-infested... trench. Patrick: Mindy! (Struggles to put his shorts Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, look! Here's the on) way down. Well, we're not gonna get the 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 SpongeBob: Mindy? How much did you hear? is nervous. He closes his eyes and sprays. Well, he accidentally sprays Neptune's eyes, which Mindy: I heard enough. grow hair) Patrick: Did you see my underwear? Mindy: (She closes the clam) So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in Mindy: No, Patrick. your hands. Patrick: Did you want to? SpongeBob: But... But we're just... Mindy: Look, guys, you may be kids, but Mindy: Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. you're the only ones left who can get that What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? crown. Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You SpongeBob: What do you mean, the only ones just gotta believe! (Swims up into the sky, left? then comes back down) Mindy: Things have gotten a lot worse since SpongeBob: I believe. you left Bikini Bottom. (Pulls out a magical clam, which opens up revealing Bikini Bottom Mindy: That's the spirit. now) Or should I say Planktopolis. SpongeBob: I believe that everybody we Slaves: All hail Plankton. know is a goner! (He and Patrick begin crying) Plankton: No resting! This monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself. ------Chapter 26:Now That We're Men Move faster! Mindy: Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? Guys? (No SpongeBob: Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look! answer) Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. (Then Plankton's turned everyone we know into she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're slaves. (We see what everyone is doing for right. A couple of kids could never survive this Plankton) Squidward, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to (SpongeBob gasps) even Gary. turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying) Gary: Meow Plankton. SpongeBob: You can do that? How? SpongeBob: Can't your father do something? Mindy: With my mermaid magic. Mindy: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything. (The magical clam shows SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll Neptune's bald spot about to be sprayed by the use her mermaid magic to turn us into men! Squire with hair growth spray) SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! We're gonna Neptune: Squire, will you hurry? (The Squire be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 men! Mindy: I never said that! Mindy: Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes. (As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves) SpongeBob: Are we men yet? SpongeBob: Patrick? Mindy: Not yet. Spin around three times. Patrick: Yeah, buddy? SpongeBob: (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet) SpongeBob: Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs? Mindy: Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto Patrick: Bec... well... SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick SpongeBob: (A branch catches them and stops giggles), I command the two of you to turn them from falling and they land safely on the into men! Open your eyes. ground) Patrick. SpongeBob: I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick: Are we dead? Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache! SpongeBob No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. Patrick: So do you! The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means? Mindy: So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick Patrick: We are invincible! adores their mustaches) Guys! SpongeBob and Patrick: (Burst into song, the SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah? whole time dodging monsters) Now that we're men, we can do anything. Mindy: I said, now that you're men, can you Now that we're men, we are invincible. make it to Shell City? Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, yeah! Now that we're men, SpongeBob: We have facial hair. Mindy: Are men afraid of anything? SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, no! Patrick: I change my underwear. (Does so) Mindy: And why? SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. We've got the stuff. SpongeBob and Patrick: Because we're We're tough enough to save the day. We never invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah! had a chance when we were kids. No! No! 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 No! SpongeBob: Can I help you with something, But take sir? a look at what the mermaid did. Ha! Ha! Ha! (The two begin dancing and slapping their Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to bodies) exterminate you. SpongeBob: Yeah, go, Pat. Oh yeah. SpongeBob: You're gonna exterminate us? (They look at each other and laugh) Listen, Patrick: Yeah, go, SpongeBob. junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off Monsters: Hooray! with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our Monsters: Now that they're men, mustaches. We can't bother them. Now that they're men, they have become our Dennis: You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob friends. and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end. Spongebob And patrick wimper while feeling They'll pass the test and finish the quest for their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a the crown. piece of salad stuck to your lip from They'll pass the test and finish the quest. lunchtime. They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown! (Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin) Dialogue ------Chapter 27:Spongebob's 2nd worst SpongeBob: They were fake? encounter (The group happily reaches the top of a trench Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is as SpongeBob notices a sign) what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache) SpongeBob: "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the Patrick: Is he a mermaid? hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are Dennis: All right. Enough gab. awesome! (Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse. SpongeBob: What are you gonna do to us? SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men... Dennis: Plankton was very specific. (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator) SpongeBob: Plankton? ------Chapter 27.5:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to Dennis: Finally. I got you right where I want step on you. you. Patrick: Step on us? 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 Dennis: Yeah! That way you'll never find out SpongeBob: I don't think so. (Inspects the that he stole the crown! ground) Artificially colored rocks? (Spongebob and patrick look at each other (Patrick eats the pebbles) again, this time, more scared) Spongebob:I don't know where we Dennis: uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. are.(Bumps into glass) What is this? (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two) Patrick: It's some kind of wall of psychic SpongeBob: That's a big boot. energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in) Dennis: Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An SpongeBob: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl. extremely large boot stomps on Dennis) (Screen zooms out to show the outside of the ------Chapter 28:Cyclops encounter fish bowl) Patrick: Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him) ------Chapter 29.33:Help! Sponge-bob Hey, there's some fish folk. SpongeBob: Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives. (Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks) in unison:Thank you, stranger. Sponge-Bob and Patrick: Hey, over here! Hey! (Spongebob looks up) Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in Spongebob: uhh... Stranger? this... (Patrick stops yelling) Wait a second. (Scuba diver looks at them) (Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spongebob: It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to Spanish band) run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes them with him) Sponge-Bob: Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead. SpongeBob and Patrick: Help us! Help us! Save us, someone! Sponge-bob: What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) ------Chapter 29:Spongebob and patrick's Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of Final Day torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and (SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a google eyes) bed of tank pebbles) Sponge-Bob: Glue? Google eyes? He's Patrick: Are we dead? making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Patrick: Shell City. Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. SpongeBob: Yeah, we never made it to Shell And I think we're next. City. Patrick: You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick Patrick: Shell City. out of bowl) SpongeBob: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place SpongeBob: Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes we never got to. SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp) Patrick: Shell City. ------Chapter 29.67:On the Drying Rack SpongeBob: OK, now you're starting to bum SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this me out, Patrick. lamp that I can't move. Patrick: No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees Patrick: Tell me about it. what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries." SpongeBob: This doesn't look too good, Patrick. SpongeBob: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera Patrick: (In a old man voice) You mean we're zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on not gonna get the crown, save the town and a cushion) Mr. Krabs? Patrick and SpongeBob: Crown! SpongeBob: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's SpongeBob: Neptune's crown. This is Shell arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back) City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. SpongeBob: Thanks. (Both shed one tear of joy) Patrick: Don't mention it. SpongeBob: (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah... SpongeBob: Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick. In unison: (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah... Patrick: You mean that we're attractive? SpongeBob and Patrick: (Camera goes down SpongeBob: No, that we're just kids. A couple to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're of kids in way over their heads. We were all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, didn't even come close to the crown. We let goober, yeah (The two dehydrate and die) everybody down. We failed. 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 (Back in the theater, all of the pirates are and the other sea creatures attack the Scuba crying) diver and Sponge and Pat escape) Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Captain: That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a Bottom. (The two carry the crown outside to pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight) the beach) Captain's Parrot: Shut up and look at the SpongeBob: Do you still have that bag of screen. winds? Captain: The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes Patrick: I sure do. (Patrick shows a lump on back to movie to show the teardrop again) It his butt) Here you go. (Pulls out the bag. be the tear of the Goofy Goobers. SpongeBob stares at him, wide-eyed) What? (SpongeBob and Patrick's slide down the SpongeBob: Nothing, nothing... Okay, let's go lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets over the instructions. (Reads the paper with out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. the instructions on it) Let's see, it says here, They come back to life from the water and "Step one: Point bag away from home. " suffocate for one second. The pirates cheer) Patrick: OK. (Points bag at Shell City) ------Chapter 30:Alive SpongeBob: Hey, we're alive! Let's get that SpongeBob: "Step two: Plant feet firmly on crown. ground. " Patrick: Right. (He and Sponge rush over to Patrick: Right! (Plants his feet in the sand) the crown and get ready to pick it up) SpongeBob: "Step three: Remove string from SpongeBob: On three, Patrick. Ready? One, bag, releasing the winds. " two, three. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. (The camera pulls Patrick: Check. (Pulls the string tied around up to reveal that the Scuba diver is the one the bag, and the bag flies out of his arm) that picked it up. Suddenly, all of the sea creatures in the room begin to shake and come SpongeBob: Well, that seems simple enough. back to life because of the water sprinklers) Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground, pull string, releasing the winds. All ------Chapter 31:Cyclopa holding the King's right, let's do it for real. Crown/The bag of Winds Patrick: What's happening? Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: I don't know. Look! (1,007 sea SpongeBob: No, no, stop! (He chases after the creatures, including Mr. Puff, The spanish bag) band, the sea horses and 3 of Patrick's relatives reanimate. Some Octopuses/Jellyfish Patrick: I was bad, I'm sorry! Please, bag. I'm 3 Lobsters that bear a strong resemblance to sorry, I just thought... It was a mistake! mr.krabs, Squirt Glue And at the Scuba diver 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 SpongeBob: Oh, no. How will we ever get ------Chapter 34:Return of the Angry Asassin back to Bikini Bottom now? (Above the ocean, Hasselhoff is now gliding like a motor boat) ------Chapter 32:The S.S David David Hasselhoff: I can take you there. SpongeBob: Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing (Sponge and Pat spot David Hasselhoff can stop us now. running towards them) Patrick: Unidentified object off the SpongeBob: Who are you? hindquarters. David Hasselhoff: I'm David Hasselhoff. SpongeBob: It looks like... (We see the Cyclops' boot in pursuit of Hasselhoff) SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! SpongeBob: Bigger boot. But how? (The boot SpongeBob: So where's your boat? slips onto Hasselhoff’s foot, then lifts, and Dennis reforms, his glasses are broken. David Hasselhoff: Boat? (He laughs hearty) SpongeBob and Patrick scream) (The next scene depicts SpongeBob and Dennis: Did you miss me? Patrick riding toward Bikini Bottom on Hasselhoff) ------Chapter 35:Stalling (At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy SpongeBob and Patrick: Go, Hasselhoff! arrive) SpongeBob: Next stop, Bikini Bottom. Plankton: (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the ------Chapter 33:Krab's last day of survival best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's (In Bikini Bottom, Plankton's slaves are still get it on! under control) Neptune: Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve Bikini Bottom Residents: All hail Plankton. is up, and it is time for you to die! All hail Plankton. Mr. Krabs: (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds (Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Plankton is walking of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it. in) Neptune: There is nothing else I can do. Plankton: Well, Krabs, you know what today is? (Looks at calendar. The date is wrong) Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick Sorry about this, calendar. (Changes it) March a little more time. 14? Wait, that's not right. It should say "The Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick day that Krabs fries!" (Looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive) Guess a little more time... What? (Realizes what he who's here. just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 execution. Dennis: Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis always gets his man. Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything. SpongeBob: Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! Neptune: Yes, you are. (Jumps to Hasselhoff's other foot Dramatically) Yeah! I did it! Mindy: No, I'm not. Dennis: You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip Neptune: Yes, you are. You're doing it right them out of you. now. SpongeBob: I don't know what Plankton's Mindy: I'm stalling. paying you, but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while. (gives Dennis 5 Goober Neptune: Yes. Dollars) Mindy: Stalling? Dennis: It's gonna take a lot more than five...What is this? Neptune: Stalling! SpongeBob: That, sir, is five Goober Dollars. Mindy: Stalling. Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober (Grabs SpongeBob)... I got bubbles. Neptune: Stalling! Fun at parties. (Wind blows bubbles into Dennis' eyes) Plankton: Oh, boy. Dennis: My eyes! (Throws SpongeBob) ------Chapter 36:The REAL boat battle (Back above the ocean, Dennis has appeared) Patrick: I got you, SpongeBob. (Catches him) Dennis: Now, where were we? SpongeBob: Thanks, buddy. (Sees Dennis about to step on them) Thanks a lot. SpongeBob: Patrick, run. Dennis: (Last lines) That's it. I'm through Patrick: No, I'm tired of running. If we run messing around. See you later, fools! (Is hit by now, we'll never stop... (Dennis throws Patrick an oncoming bridge, Dennis screams) towards Hasselhoff's feet) Run, SpongeBob! (Spongy runs. Dennis pulls out a knife, which Patrick: See you. he accidentally Impales Hasselhoff in the butt with it.) ------Chapter 37:End of the stalling (Inside the Krusty Krab 2) David Hasselhoff: Take it easy back there, fellas. Mindy: So you think....I'm....stalling. Patrick: SpongeBob, be careful. Neptune: Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You out to wait 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 in the carriage until the executed is done! Mindy: (Outside) No! Mindy: But, Daddy... Plankton: (Pulls Antennae) Yes! Neptune: Now! (She goes outside. Neptune Announcer: ...three, two... put locks on the door) Neptune: ....to fry! Mindy: No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry. Mindy: (Outside) No-o-o! ------Chapter 38:It's not too late to go to BB Plankton: (Wide-eyed) Yes! Hasselhoff: (Stands up) Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly Announcer: ... one. (SpongeBob, Patrick, and below. the crown are launched back down to Bikini Bottom.) SpongeBob: But we'll never be able to float down in time. Mr. Krabs: NO! (Just then, Sponge and Pat fall through the roof. Krabs is about to be fried, Hasselhoff: Who said anything about floating? but the crown blocks the ray, and it is blasted (Pecs turn into launchers) up to land, where Hasselhoff is lying down) Announcer: Initiating launch sequence. Hasselhoff: (Last lines) You done good, Hasselhoff. You done... (He is blasted with SpongeBob: Did you see that? Neptune's ray and survives) ow. Patrick: The control. ------Chapter 38/1/4:Plankton cheats SpongeBob: Hooray! We made it! Hasselhoff: All hands on deck. Patrick: We made it! Announcer: Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight... Neptune: My crown! My beautiful crown! ------Chapter 38.5:No! Mindy: (Comes inside) SpongeBob? Patrick? I Neptune: (Lights his triton) Eugene Krabs, the knew you could do it! (Hugs them. Plankton time has come... then starts clapping slowly) Mindy: (Outside) No! Plankton: (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob. Plankton: Yes! SpongeBob: (Sarcastically) Sorry to rain on Announcer: ...six, five... your parade, Plankton. Neptune: ....for you.... Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella! 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 (Pulls a cord that is hanging above him) SpongeBob: I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid. SpongeBob, Mindy, and Patrick: Umbrella? (Turn to Neptune, who is kissing his crown. Plankton: Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, The ceiling opens up and a helmet falls out. It time to kill. lands on Neptune's head. He struggles to get it off) SpongeBob: And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, ------Chapter 39:Plankton cheats twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds. And if I've Mindy: Daddy, no! learned anything during that time, It's that you are who you are. Plankton: Daddy, yes! (Pulls out a remote control with only a big, red button on it. He Plankton: That's right. Okay, Neptune... presses the button) SpongeBob: And no amount of mermaid Neptune: (We see Neptune still struggling. A magic...(Turns to Mindy)...or managerial few seconds later, he stops and says only 3 promotion... (Turns to the frozen Mr. words) All hail Plankton. (Mindy, SpongeBob, Krabs)...or some other third thing...can make and Patrick scream. Plankton's slaves burst in me anything more than what I really am inside: through the windows) A kid. Peopole: All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. Plankton: That's great. Now, get back against All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. (Patrick, the wall. Mindy, and SpongeBob back up against the wall. Neptune lights his trident) SpongeBob: (over microphone) But that's okay. Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened? Plankton: What? What's going on? SpongeBob: Plankton cheated. SpongeBob: Because I did what everyone said ------Chapter 40:Goofy Goober ROCK! a kid couldn't do. I made it to Shell City, and I Plankton: Cheated? (Now to Neptune) Hold beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, on there, baldy. (Now to SpongeBob) Oh, and I brought the crown back. grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a Plankton: All right, we get the point. chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why? SpongeBob: So, yeah, I'm a kid. (Dry ice smoke surrounds Plankton, and a spotlight SpongeBob: Because you cheated? falls on SpongeBob.)And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut. And a Knucklehead Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because McSpazatron! I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid! Plankton: (coughs from the smoke) What's going on here? 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 it comes off)I'm free. I've been freed! SpongeBob: But most of all, I'm... Plankton: What? (SpongeBob zaps more Plankton: Okay, settle down. Take it easy. helmets off) No! (SpongeBob twirls into action, zapping even more helmets off) My SpongeBob: I'm... I'm... precious helmets! Plankton: What the scallop?! Squidward: Huh? SpongeBob: (Bursts into song) I'm a Goofy Mrs. Puff: Oh! Goober! Rock! (Plankton is flung into the wall) Sandy: Yee-haw! You're a Goofy Goober! Rock! We're all Goofy Goobers! Rock! Gary: Meow. Goofy, goofy, goober, goober! Put your toys away, Plankton: His chops are too righteous. The Well, all I gotta say when you tell me not to helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. play, Karen, do something. Karen? (Looks for her. I say no way. She is surfing through the crowd) All right, No way! that's the last straw. Neptune, I command you No, no freaking way! to...(Neptune's helmet comes off. Mindy hands I'm a kid, you say, when you say him his crown) I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" and then I say thanks. Thanks! Mindy: Here you go, Daddy. Thank you very much! So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like Plankton: I better get out of here. (Runs for me, the door, but a crowd of freed fish burst in) Go ahead and try. The kid inside will set you free! Fish: Look, it's the wizard who saved us. I'm a Goofy Goober! Rock! Plankton: (He is recovering from being flung Plankton: Out of my way, fools. (The freed into the wall) What's happening? (Sees fish ignore him and rush to see SpongeBob, SpongeBob dancing) His dance moves are running over Plankton in the process)Ow! Ow! impressive, but I'm in control. (To slaves) Ow! (yelping) Seize him! ------Chapter 41:Bikini Bottom Is Free People: All hail Plankton. (Crowd in around Plankton: (He is now squished like cookie dough, bandaged up and covered with SpongeBob. A few seconds later, SpongeBob shoe-prints. The policemen pick him up and bursts out in a wizard outfit, playing an put him in a cage) Come on, I was just kidding. electric guitar. As he plays it, its headstock Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? lights up and a laser beam blasts out and destroys a slave's helmet.) With the helmets and the big monuments...Wasn't that hilarious, everybody? Fred: (After SpongeBob zaps his helmet, and (His cage is put in a police car, which drives 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 away) I will destroy all of you! (Everyone that was watching) Mr. Krabs: And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days Neptune: Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you ago. Mr. Squidward! Front and center, please. were right. Your compassion for these sea (Squidward comes)I think we all know who creatures proved a most admirable trait. rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. Without it, I would have never again seen my (Looks at SpongeBob) beloved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day. Now, let's go Squidward: I couldn't agree more, sir. home. (Turns to leave, but is stopped by Mindy) Fish: Hooray for SpongeBob! Mindy: Daddy, haven't you forgotten (Cheering) something? SpongeBob: Wait a second, everybody. Neptune: What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I There's something I need to say first. I just forgot to unfreeze you. (He does so, but Mr. don't know how to put it. Krabs is now a human instead of a crab) Squidward: I think I know what it is. After Krabs: What the...? going on your life-changing journey, you now realize you don't want what you thought you Neptune: I guess I had it set to "real boy" wanted. What you really wanted was inside ending. (Sets it right) He then turns Krabs you all along. back into a crab) Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you SpongeBob: Are you crazy? (Grabs manager are a very lucky fellow to have in your pin)I was just gonna say that your fly is down! employment such a brave, faithful, and heroic (Squidward's eyes widen) Manager! This is young lad. Where is he, anyway? the greatest day of my life! (The credits begin rolling as songs play) ------Chapter 42:Hooray for spongebob SpongeBob: I'm up here. (We see him hanging ------Chapter 43:Back At The Theater from ropes) Captain: You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist Patrick: I'm on it. (Gets SpongeBob down) Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to Neptune: Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. leave. (Krabs walks over to SpongeBob) Captain: What? Say that again, if you dare. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I (Points his sword at her) ever doubted ye. That's a mistake I won't make again. Usher: You folks have to leave. SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve. Captain: Okay. (Him and all of the other (They hug) pirates leave) 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供 哈佛大学少儿英语教授研究组提供