Insecure《不安感》第五季第八集完整中英文对照剧本

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'sahoot.我们做到了Well,wedidit.爸爸我知道那并不容易Dad,Iknowthatwasnoteasy,-但我为你骄傲-确实不容易-butI'mproudofyou.-No,itwasn't...不过谢谢你鼓励我们butthanksforpushin'us.客气Anytime.-我爱你-我也爱你-Loveyou.-Loveyou,too.-你们好好休息-好的亲爱的-Allright,youguysgogetsomerest,okay?-Okay,sweetie.-晚安女儿-再见-Okay,goodnight,daughter.-Bye.我的天Ohmygod.托里恩你好啊Taurean,hey!Whatup?我这边马上要完事了Hey.Iamjustfinishin*uphere,正准备过来接你andwasabouttocomegetyou.Esculea规定是自己带酒Uh,EscuelaisBYOB.你今晚想喝红的还是白的Youfeelin*redorwhitetonight?我本想说威上忌Iwouldsaywhiskey,但感觉吃塔帕斯喝威士忌太过了butthatfeelsaggressivefortapas.卡特你要爽约吗Carter,youabouttoflakeonme?不不不我No.No,no,nono,no.I,i-老实说Honestly...我今天因为父母的事忙得焦头烂额Ijusthadareallyroughdaywithmyparents,and...虽然我很期待今晚asmuchasIwaslookin'forwardtotonight...我觉得我不会很好玩Ijustdon'tthinkI'dbethatmuchfun.很遗憾你今天过得不顺Oh,I'msorryyouhadatoughday.不过没事Butit'sallgood.-真的吗-是的没事-Really?-Yeah,it'scool.如果你想谈谈就给我说Letmeknowifyouwannatalkaboutit我随时在I'mhere.你为什么这么紧张Whyareyoustressed?你没看到很克伦肖合作的日子有多棒吗Didn'tyouseehowgoodlifewithCrenshawnwas?嗯Yeah.是很棒可为什么劳伦斯在Itwasgreat...butwhywasLawrencethere?因为我没有在想他'CauseIamnotthinkin'abouthim.-我可不确定-一点都没想-1don'tknowaboutthat.-Likeatall.我是说Imean...你确实在几周前有给他打过电♥话♥youdidcallhimafewweeksago.然后他回了你Andthenhecalledyouback,and-记得我们把坎朵拉的孩子扔进垃圾桶吗Oh,rememberwhenwethrewGondola'sbabyinthetrash?美好时光啊Goodtimes.也许Maybe...你脑子里有个声音在说there'salittlevoiceinthebackofyourheadthat'ssayingthat...-事情还没结束-那是你-thingsaren'tdoneyet.-That'syou.你是我脑/里的那个声音You'rethelittlevoiceinthebackofmyhead.你这就要走了吗Arey—You'releavin'?!拜托Oh,comeon.因为持械抢劫持械斗殴Wantedforarmedrobbery,armedbattery,以及从圣剑里偷中世•纪盔甲而被通缉andstealin'medievalarmorfromTheExcalibur.伙计我要毁了你的生活Nigga,Iwillupyourwholelife.姐妹你还好吗Hey.Hey,girl.Yougood?今天很漫长不过It'sbeenalongday,girl,but..我父母终于立好了遗嘱myparentsfinallyhaveawill.恭喜这太好了Congrats!That'sgreat现在只需要做我妈的工作了Nowwejustgottaworkonmymom's.我感觉德莱拉也不会那么容易说服Igotafeelin'Delilahain'tgon'beeasy,either.-你清楚得很-但你怎么样我收到你消息了-Youalreadyknow.-Buthowyoudoin'?Igotyourmessage.你做出选择了吗大亨女士Didyoumakeadecision,Ms.Mogul?讲真我有点纠结Honestly,I'mkindaspiralin'.那个Like...如果我选择NBW我会是叛徒吗AmIaselloutifIgowithNBW?或者如果我选择克伦肖的话风险是否太大OrisittoobigofariskifI,IgowithCrenshawn?老实说我感觉我必须做出选择Honestly,IfeellikeIhavetochoosesomething,不然我将永远坐不了头等舱以及见到TyDollaSignorelseI'llneverflyFirst,andmeetTyDolla$ign.-什么-你当时肯定在你当时在吗-Girl,what?-Youhadtobethere...Orwereyou?小伊如果说没有错误答案呢Iss,whatifthere'snowronganswer?事情从来不是全有或全无Thingsareneverallornothing.不管怎样你要么飞黄腾达要么失败或者不好不坏Eitherwayyougo,youendupgreatornot.Orsomewhereinthemiddle.我知道这种选择不容易做Iknowit'snevereasytomakethesekindofchoices,但你做了后就会很高兴的butyou'llbesogladonceyoudo.你只需要听从你的直觉Youjustgottagowithyourgut.承担你做的每个决定的后果Everydecisionyoumake,justownit,如果你对自己坦诚andifyou'rebeinghonestwithyourself你差不多就已经知道你想做什么youkindaalreadyknowwhatyouwannado.那么照做就行Sojustdothatshit.谢谢Thankyou.我爱你Iloveyou,girl.我也爱你Iloveyou,too.好的我得挂了Yeah,Igottago.莫莉•卡特小姐的快递DeliveryforMs.MollyCarter.就是我但我没有买♥♥任何东西Uh,that'sme,butIdidn'torderanything.托里恩鸡翅和红酒让一切都变得更好你没给我买♥♥越南河粉Oh,youdidnotgetmePho?!河粉秀店那家FromPho-Show?今晚吃SlurpCitySlurpCitytonight你确实先给我买♥♥T晚餐Well,Iguessyoudidbuymedinnerfirst.我不是...Iain'tmean--我去洗个手-好-1'mmagowashmyhands.-Alright.这让我好开心Mmm,thismakesmesohappy.-那也是我想要的-什么-That'swhatIwant.-Whatis?你开心啊Foryoutobehappy.-怎么了-没什么我只是-What?-Oh,nothin*.Ijust,uh-开吃吧Let'seat!你有没看见女说唱歌♥手小家伙的指甲油壁画anddidyouhappentoseethatnailpolishmuralofDaBrat?珠子上有很多细节Somuchdetailonthebeads.伊萨这太棒了Issa,thisisgreat.执行效果到场人数Theexecution,theturnout.我很高兴你邀请了诗集体来参加SogladyougotAnthologyCollectivetocomearound.看他们多有型多泰然Andlookatthem,they'resocool,socollected.能有一个我们信任的人来把这事办成Youknow,itwasreallynicetohavesomeone真是太好了wecantrusttopullthisoff.-谢谢你塞斯-你和葵雅的确帮我们-Thankyou,Seth.-YouandQuoiahavereallyhelpedus在这市场取得了进步makeprogressinthismarket.你应该很快会收到我和娜迪亚的工作邀约YoushouldexpecttheofferfrommeandNadiareallysoon.太棒了我很激动That'samazing.I'msoexcited.我就不打扰你了我去逛逛Well,I'mgonnaleaveyatoit,gocheckitout.-好的-好-Okay.-Okay.-黑生机文小姐-我叫伊萨-Ms.Blocc?-Oh,it'sIssa.伊萨小姐我想感谢你举办了这次活动Ms.Issa,Ijustwannathankyouforthrowin'thisevent,•并告诉你你又成功了•谢谢-andletyouknowyoudidit.Again.-Thankyou.我很庆幸在去往那座桥的路上在这停下来了I'msogladIstoppedhereonmywaytothatbridge.好Okay...-我们得加强健康活动-绝对的-Weneedtodoubledownonthewellnessevents.-Absolutely.她意思是本来打算自杀对吗Shemeantshewasgonnakillherself,right?应该是Ithinkso.看谁在购物呀Hey,lookwho'sshoppin'.是个帅哥和他温柔的表哥It'safine-assmanandhisgentle-cousin.-托马斯-谢谢你今天邀我来-Hey,Thomas.-Hey,thanksfortheinvitetoday.这很有意义真的Youknow,itmeansalot,forreal.很好玩我还买♥♥了这个翎l子Thisisfun,andIgotthispot.我拍-张你们在购物的照片吧Oh,letmegetapictureofy'allshoppin'.•装得自然一点•知道了-Makeitlooknatural.-Yeah,yeah.准备好了吗Okay,ready?摆这个姿势吗好吧That'sthepo-That'sthe-Okay.再来一张Andone,onemore.拍得不错Youknowwhat?That'sgood.你们饿不饿Arey'allhungry?推荐你们去哈伦的摊子看看'CauseyoushouldcheckoutHarun'sbooth.他们卖♥♥的拉斯塔意粉超好吃TheyhavethisRastaPastathatissobomb.真的吗Oh,forreal?好我们出去时顺便过去Aight,we'llgoonthewayout.我得回店里开启男人互助小组Igottagettotheshop,startthemen'sgroup.瞧我男友在改变世界Lookatmymanoutherechangin'theworld.我就直接把大家心里话说出来吧我们是牛逼情侣I'mjustgonnasaywhateverybody'sthinkin':Weapowercouple.好吧Allright.-晚点见好吗-好-I'mmaseeyoulater,aight?-Okay.-爱你•我也爱你-Loveyou.-Loveyou,too.瞧这对小爱侣Lookatthehappycouple.-Yellow-nin-别闹T-Okay,Yellow-nin.-Stop.内森伊萨超爱你哦Hey,Nathan!Issalovesyousomuch!-你不是吧•伊萨-Really?-Uh,ayo,Issa.我是坦帕人我爱你I'mfromTampa.Iloveyou,girl.你在讲什么他是休斯顿人好吗Girl,what?He'sfromHouston.你才刚开始爱他你鬼知道Youjuststartedlovinghim.Youdon'tknow.说到爱Speakingoflove,看我给我姐妹买♥♥T什么西蒙妮lookwhatIgotmygirl,Simone.那是夸张版的你吗Isthatsupposedtobeanexaggeratedversionofyou?看起来很到位Seemsprettyspoton.-你做得很棒姐姐-谢谢-Goodjob,sis.-Thankyou.我要为他写部剧I'mgonnawriteashowabouthim,这样就可以把他写死了justsoIcankillhimoff.你们看了其它展位了吗Havey'allgottenachancetoseetherestoftheexhibits?-还没•那请允许我当你们的私人向导-No.-Well,allowmetobeyourpersonaltourguide.看莫莉好嗨Uh,lookatMollyoverherecheesin'好像嗑了药一样likesheonsomemacaroni.你们安排第二次约会了吗Y'allsetaseconddateyet?他现在给我发短♥信♥就是说这个That'swhathe'stextin'meaboutnow.我们明晚去约会We'regoin'outtomorrownight.我觉得第二次会比第一次好很多Listen,Ithinktheseconddate'sgonnabealotbetterthanthefirst.我觉得你是说上♥床♥Ithinkyou'retalkingaboutsex.■我觉得她是说要上♥床♥了-我同意-1thinkshe'stalkingaboutsex.-1concur.计划是这样处理完我爸妈的遗嘱后Imean,thatistheplan.I'mmaneedastressreliever总需要什么来缓解压力afterdealin'withmyparents*estatestuff.-还没搞完吗-姐妹让他们-It'sstillnotdoneyet?-Girl,tryin'togetthem谈遗产就像拔牙一样煎熬totalkaboutitislikepullingteeth.我妈都已经中风一次了我爸才开始考虑这事Ittookmymomhavin'astrokeformydadtoeventakeitseriously.姐妹不是只有你家是这样的Girl,it'snotjustyourfamily.我姑婆以前总说她的遗产和上帝同在MygreatauntusedtoalwayssayherwilliswithGod.并不是是和政♥府&hearts洞在f她房♥「被政♥府♥收走了Itwasn'tItwaswiththecounty.Theygotherhousenow.愿意让我来帮忙吗Willyouletmehelp?我们是专业处理身后事的Allwedoisdealwithdeath.工作中他们都叫我”下葬人"Theycallme"TheUndertaker"atwork.可能主要因为我总在桌子下面打盹不过管它了MostlybecauseItakenapsunderthedesk,butwhatever.-什么-我们还是去看看那个摊位吧-What?-Ooh,let'sgolookatthatbooth.我很喜欢那个作品Ilikethatartoverthere.那个画家给你画像了吗Didthatoneartistdrawyou?他把我画得像只青蛙'Causehemademelooklikeafrog.没我没让他画我No,Ididnrthavehimdrawme.不过我们把你的画像放到后面去了问题不大Imovedyourpicturetotheback,though,sowewasgood.他来这干什么Thefuckishedoin'here?我通常不对自己人动手Now,Idon'tusuallyfightmybrothers,不过必要的话我是不会客气的butIwillifnecessary.我不是来找麻烦的I'mnothereforallthat我是来向你们表示感谢和求和的Ijustcametogivepropsandmakepeace.我可是带了家伙的Yeah,wellIkeepapieceonme.真的我本想举办一场可穿戴艺术盛典Nah,forreal.ItriedtothrowaWearableArtGala...但搞得我焦头烂额Thatshitwasoverwhelmin'.不知道还要办执照和许可证那些东西Iain'tknowIneedlicensesandpermitsandallthat当然不是件容易的事Yeah,itcandefinitelybealot.我知道你试图帮我的时候我发了火Look,IknowIpoppedoffwhenyoutriedtohelpme.是我的错但我看得出你是真的热爱这个社区Andthat'smybad,butIseeyoureallygotloveforthecommunity.时装展结束后我得到了不少很不错的机会Eversinceourshow,somedopeopportunitieshavebeencornin'myway.我马上要开新店了I'mabouttoopenastoresoon.我知道如果我们合作Ijustknowifweteamedup...可能真的会大有所为probablyreallymakesomemoves.等下Wait...你现在又想跟我合作了Nowyouwanttoworkwithme?如果你愿意的话Imean,ifyou'reaboutit考虑一下好吗Look,justthinkaboutit,aight?等你消息I'llbearound.这种人迟早会爬着回来摇尾乞怜Theyalwayscomecrawlin'back.这个二愣r-Hishotheadass.不敢相信Ican'tbelievehim...他道歉都这么性感withthatsexy-assapology.太棒了Yes!Okay!NBW想和黑生机文正式合作NBWwouldliketoformallypartnerwiththeBLOCC-看看多少专兖Gettothemoney.-我能拿多少钞票酷毙•怎么了-HowmanystacksamI-Nigga!-What?厚厚一沓Stacksonstacksonstacks!老娘是富婆老娘是富婆I'marichbitch!I'marichbitch!我的手镯上硬币响叮当Igothellacoinsonmy...wristlet.你的饶舌很烂但银行账户还挺给力Yo*barsweak,butthebankaccountbussin'.-没错-冲吧-That'sright.-Let'sgo!这才像话That'swhatI'mtalkin''bout!我喜欢你Ilikeyou.我们的超级巨星来啦Hey,there'soursuperstar!-真高兴我们能合作-我也是-1amsogladwe'redoingthis.-Metoo.我超级期待带你们看看奇迹剧院I'msoexcitedtoshowyouguysMiracleTheater.我觉得这里很适合Ithinkitcouldbeperfect给AnthologyCollective开新的音乐会forAnthologyCollective'snewconcertseries.20号♥可以吗Andit'savailableonthe20th?他们不想在水逆期演出Becausetheywon'tdotheshowwhileMercury'sinretrograde.为了保险起见我们几周前就把许可证办好了Weprocessedthosepermitsweeksago,justtobesafe.这里有四百个座位容量正合适Anditseatsabout400,whichisjusttherightsize.不大不小舞蹈施展得开Spaciousenoughtodance,又不影响和观众互动intimateenoughtogrind.我喜欢你的面面俱到Ilikehowyouthink.我带你们看看我们的品牌合作伙伴Letmeshowyouwhatourbrandpartnershiplookslike.在我们最近举办的几场活动中Brandperceptionandawarenessare品牌影响力和认知度bothupsignificantlycomingoff都得到了显著提升ofthelasthandfulofeventswe'vethrown.如果一切顺利的话当然这是肯定的So,ifallgoeswellwiththis,anditwill,你们可能要考虑把只有水改成"新黑水”了youmightwannareconsidernamingNBW"NewBlackWater"因为你们将正式融入黑人文化当中了一语双关becauseyou'llofficiallybetappedintotheculture,punintended.听出来了这里能容纳多少人Igetit,buthowmanypeoplecanwegetinhere?-科尔比你说-六千三百人-Colby,speak.-6,300people.比去年增长了很多