史上最变态的测试题目……

史上最变态的测试题目…… 史上最变态的测试题目…… The most abnormal test in history... (the FBI is said to be dedicated to the FBI.) Source: the log of anlong Once upon a time there was a blind man who lived very lonely, so he had a dog. Dogs love to stick to him. One morning, a knock at the door to find, is the neighbor of the blind, a neighbor said to the blind, "how do you let your dog stayed in the stair well yesterday night?" When the blind man heard it, he thought and then he vomited. Why? Once upon a time, there was a fat man who went to a new friend's house. The fat man doesn't love the man, he eats the snack all the time. When the meal was served, the fat man ate the same thing. By the time the meat was Fried, the fat man couldn't get enough to go to the bathroom. That night, one of the parties was murdered. What's going on here? Once upon a time, a seaman was married to a female experimenter in a medical laboratory. Shortly after the marriage, the female experimenter was insane. Why? 4, once upon a time there was a woman, her husband very much like to have an affair, this woman really can't stand this kind of condition, decided to take medicine suicide, suicide before he left a suicide note to her first lover. After first lover see letter, urgent to arrive to the woman home, also a good woman not dead, the woman saw the first lover to behave very excited, two people touching. The first lover told the woman that he must help her husband. The next day, the police came to the door and told the woman that her husband had died and died while meeting his mistress. What's going on here? There was a former gambler's widow. One day she read a diary written by her little son. "Dad didn't shower and he had a lot of lice on April 6, and I caught him while he was sleeping. It was funny." When a woman looks at it, she is insane. Why? The police found a coma in the wild. The man in the coma was a depressed man who lay down on a climbing ladder with a sleeping pill in his pocket. What's going on here? Once upon a time, a man with two paralyzed legs went to the hospital for treatment. He committed suicide the night before he was released from hospital. Afterward, the nurse cleared his room and found that his sheets were porous. Why? A young man, his house and his neighbor's house were separated by a lawn. One day late at night, the man was next door quarreling wake, after he heard the sound break something, cut knife sound and the sound of the cows eat grass, after a while, he heard the sound of someone ran his door, but he did not listen, and slept in the past. The next day, he found the hostess next door to death in front of his door. The process of reasoning. 9, a roller coaster There are a pair of lovers to play in the amusement park Girls want to play a roller coaster But boy is a little afraid of not dare to play Girls to play after a still want to play This time she dragged to the results of the boy playing with her, she is the only one down Please reasoning, the boy is how dead? 10, the newspaper sunny day a man read the newspaper under a tall building, he saw a message suddenly ran to the building after the top floor, open the lamp, jump down and then committed suicide. Why? In the rain and rain, a man listens to the radio in the car. Then, a flash of lightning suddenly followed. Because lightning interfered with the radio for a few seconds, the man committed suicide. Why? The sleeping beauty, a beautiful princess who was cursed by a wizard, was kept in the castle for a long time. It is said that only the prince's affectionate kiss can kiss the princess. Later, a handsome prince took the castle and rescued the princess. But after he woke the princess, he was killed by the princess. Why? Two officers who killed countless people in one war were trapped in the wilderness. They lived alone, and were driven mad by fear and despair, but one of them died before he had survived. The other, more desperate, buried his comrades and was nearly broken. Is more terrible, the second day morning, when he woke up and found that the dead comrades are actually sits by his side, with the same desperate eyes stared at him, how to return a responsibility excuse me? One of the girls' parents went on a business trip. She slept alone at night and had only one dog with her. In the middle of the night, she heard a drip of drip from the ceiling. In order not to be afraid, she reached over to the bed and let the dog lick her hand. The next morning, the girl saw the dog's body hanging from the ceiling and was killed in the middle of the night, but wasn't the dog still there? What's the matter, please? 15, a boy in football loves football. One day, he decided to go to the store to buy a new one. The shop-owner sold the last football to him. He spent the afternoon happily. In the evening, the boy returned home to turn on the TV, and when he saw the news, he was cold and sweaty. Why? 16, a woman who drinks juice has lived alone for a long time. One day, one of her friends came to her home to play. 11 o 'clock in the evening, the friend taking something under the bed, suddenly say to his hostess to accompany her to go out to buy fruit juice, then stores have been closed, but the guest still insist on going, said she must drink there is a kind of fruit juice. Why? Share visible answers The answer: The blind man likes dogs very much, because the dog brings a lot of happiness to his lonely life. Even when he slept every night, he reached out to the bed and let the dog lick his hand. The night when the lights went to bed, the blind man's hand was licked by his wet and lovely little tongue, and he was content. But the next day, he knew that his dog was not at home last night. Then he thought of one thing: the people in this neighbourhood were always stolen, and the thieves were said to be a sly and sick man. At the thought of this, the blind man's stomach turned up. The fat man is a self-closing man, depressed in his heart. The winter melon was so hard to cook the day that the girl with a big temper said, "this is disgusting!" The fat man in the bathroom heard this and was hurt, for he was insulting him by saying that the girl was talking about him. That night the fat man picked up the weapon and sneaked into the girl's house. 3, the experimenter's lab has a lot of mice, even though she had been accustomed to dissect them, but inevitably for the innocent little creatures of feel feel sorry. When a woman marries, she finds out that her husband likes to go to her lab, but every time it's sneaky, it's suspicious. In fact, she didn't know one of his stories: it was a shipwreck, and the sailors were all trapped in the sea and there was no way out. For a few days, the stock of food and water was all gone. The sailors had to drink their own urine and eat the little mice in the warehouse to survive. On this day, the woman in order to explore the secret of her husband, quietly sneak into the lab, only to see the terrible scene: her husband was standing beside the cage, is dew yoshimitsu, bloody half alive rats in mouth. A woman is a person who can swallow her anger, and she will simply endure her husband's infidelity. Finally she may not be able to endure, she was the last of their marriage and life and she took out her poison already prepared - into the cupboard in ordinary bottle to mask the poison, put the medicine. She waited for the death, but there was no sign of pain in her body; instead, there was a subtle agitation on the rise. At this time, he came here, the first love boyfriend urgent woman saw her boyfriend showed great enthusiasm, and initiative and his clouds lingering, the coward suitable for her character is very rare. In another corner, a woman's husband and his mistress also will play on the other, the man took out a prepared secret weapon - hidden in his home on weekdays cabinets in ordinary bottle to mask an aphrodisiac. For years, men have been making a big deal out of the secret weapon. This time, as usual, he had swallowed a grain of his own, but before long he had a sudden convulsion, a very painful expression, and then he died. 5, the woman is a poor man, her husband is a gambler, often the husband want to go to the pursuit of spend money extravagantly large bet, she felt her heart nervous like being screwed. Once upon a time, the husband had a sudden whim to bet on who had more lice, and the stakes were -- all the family and his life. Unfortunately, on April 7, the day of gambling, the husband lost the number of lice. Willing to gamble, the husband's life was lost, and the home was empty. After three days of crying, the woman decided to survive for her son. But her mind has become so fragile that it cannot bear any blows. On this day, she saw the diary of her little son, and what she had seen was a very real stimulus to her fragile, battered heart. 6, he suffers from deep depression. That day, he decided to commit suicide. He knew when he heard the sound of the train. He was highly short-sighted, and now he is even more tired. At this moment, he saw the car track in a vague light, so he lay down, took some sleeping pills and went to sleep. He waited for the train to end his painful life. But he did not know that he was lying on the ground on a ladder. 7, the doctor told him that his leg was ready and he could be discharged tomorrow. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep at night. He pinched his legs in order to prove his healing, but he didn't feel the leg. He was in a hurry, so he pinched it again, and felt nothing. He felt more and more worried, and then he picked up a fruit knife around him, and felt nothing at all. He became hysterical and a knife stabbed him in the leg, not feeling or feeling. How could it feel? He pinched a part of the sheet arch. But he didn't know, and at last he went mad, and he took the fruit knife and stabbed his heart in despair. Husband and wife quarrel, husband USES an axe to cut off his wife 4 limbs, and then the wife bites the grass on the ground to climb to the "I" door on the door of the door to use the door to ask for help ~! Eventually, the blood loss is too much. 9, because the woman is shorter, the man is taller. On the second roller coaster, the steel wire cut off the boy's head, while the wire was first played while the girl was in the tunnel 10, he said watching newspaper is the ship crashed, and is a beacon of light didn't cause the ship accident, and he is the lighthouse manager, so he is guilty, in order to avoid more accidents, he turned on the light, and then to death to make up for the fault committed before... He thought he was deaf. 12, should be the abnormal princess kill the prince want to wait until the next after the arrival of the prince When can she talk to the other prince a kiss on the lips Or how do you explain 13, there is another version 2 is full of hole in the corpse of a corpse (hole) is another suicide answer is an officer in, always when wandering at night to dig out the corpses, result oneself got a fright, think met a ghost, shooting at the body, the results have no effect, finally committed suicide 14, the man licked her hand as a dog. 15, the news says that the shop owner was killed and his head was gone 16, she saw a man hiding under the bed.