搞笑小品剧

搞笑小品剧 Characters: Narrator(旁白), Salesman(罗洋),Mom(惠婷), Maggie (欣星), Alice(晓玲), Candy(韩婷), Policeman(振民) Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1 旁白: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu „„ He is coming! 罗洋: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money„„ Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press„„ Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press„„ Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe„„ Wow, everything is ready! (看表)Great!The class is over.The students are coming! (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝):Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! „„ 晓玲: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! 欣星: Yeah! I think they are yummy!Let’s buy some! 韩婷: Oh,no!Don’t buy me～(非常焦急)I’m dirty～ 晓玲: No, you look nice! 韩婷: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu„(小贩将她拉在后面) 罗洋: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩) 晓玲&欣星: We want to buy some. 罗洋: Do you have money?(轻蔑) 晓玲&欣星: Money?(对视) 晓玲:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极) 欣星: Me too. 罗洋: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) 晓玲: What can we do now? 欣星: Let’s ask mom for some money. 晓玲: But how to ask? 欣星: (神秘一笑，凑近晓玲的耳根说悄悄话。) 晓玲: Good idea!(全部下场) Scene 2: 旁白: The children go home and ask for some money.Their mother is washing the dishes now. 晓玲: mom,let me help you (同时夺过妈妈的碗筷自己洗。) 欣星:Mom,sit down please.(拉着妈妈坐下并帮她捶背。) 惠婷: Thank you!Good girls! (妈妈开心地看着孩子) (孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话。) 惠婷: What’s the matter? 晓玲: Mom，Can we have some money,please? 惠婷: Why, 欣星:I want a new eraser! 晓玲: I want a longer ruler! 惠婷: OK, children.But make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know? 晓玲&欣星: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) 晓玲&欣星: Thank you very much, mom! Bye!(非常高兴，下场) Scene 3: 旁白: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛) 晓玲: Aiyo!„„(两人躬着背进场) 欣星: „„. 惠婷: What’s wrong? 晓玲: I’ve a stomachache! 欣星: Me too! 惠婷: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? 晓玲: Yes. We had some candies just now. 欣星: I had some too! 惠婷: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You didn’t buy the eraser and ruler. You bought the candies. I always tell you they are unhealthy!(生气) 晓玲&欣星: Aiyo„„ 惠婷:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look! 晓玲&欣星: OK. (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) 振民: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now! 韩婷: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩) 罗洋: No! My candies are nice„ 韩婷: You are telling a lie! I’m dirty! 晓玲&欣星: Mom, it’s him! Aiyo„(指着小贩) 惠婷: He? (警察走过来问妈妈，朝小孩) 振民: What’s the matter? 惠婷: They got a stomachache after having his candies. 罗洋: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And„„ 振民: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest, don’t sell candies any more.(非常严厉) 罗洋: OK. I know. (羞愧) 振民(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are unhealth. 惠婷: Yes, he’s right. Don’t buy the candies again .And don’t tell a lie. Will you? 晓玲&欣星: OK, mom! 振民: Let’s take them to the hospital now. 惠婷: OK, Let’s go. 旁白(出场): A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we hope the students can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well.