上帝收不到任何一家大学的聘书

上帝收不到任何一家大学的聘 Why God never received tenure at any University 为何上帝未曾收到任何一家大学的聘书 1. He had only major publication. 他只有一本主要著作。 (要成为大学教授是需要很多著作) 2. It was in Hebrew. 他是希伯来人。 (排外,种族歧视,) 3. It had no references. 他的著作未曾参考别人的观点。 (学术文章是讲求客观举证) 4. It was not published in a refereed journal. 他的著作不是发在具有参考价值的学术期刊上。 (目前评断学术成就的方式均是参考其发表在具有参考价值的 学术期刊上之文章的量与质) 5. Some doubt he wrote it himself. 有人怀疑他的著作是描述其自己。 (通常自传不能作为其代表著作) 6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since? 他可以创造世界，但是他是从何时开始, (科学，必须交代清楚所有的疑点) 7. The scientific community can't replicate his results. 所有科学家无法重复验正他的结论。 (科学实验是可重复的) 8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects. 祂未经允许使用人类做教材。 9. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 当实验失控时，祂试着以淹水来掩饰。(诺亚方舟事件) 10. He rarely came to class and just told students, "Read the book". 祂很少到教室，而且只叫学生读那一本书。(圣经) 11. Some say he had his son teach the class. 有人说祂叫祂的儿子代课。(耶稣) 12. He expelled his first two students. 祂开除了祂的第一、第二位学生。(亚当、夏娃) 13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop. 祂的工作时间不确定而且有时在山顶上工作。(摩西在山上见到上帝) 14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed. 虽然祂只有十个要求，大部分的学生却无法做到。(十戒)